[guiltfactory-moved]

noel and liam dying in a glue trap but the glue trap is each other

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

[natoapologistblocker]

The USSR is kind of a dead wife when you think about it

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[caterpiii]

Twilight Gallop by Big Grey Mare on Flickr.

[goinggawayforawhile-deactivated]

"is this an incest thing" we can only hope so

[dorothyo]

5 year plan is aquire a diminutive castrato off facebook marketplace and store it in a cool dry area so its throat is ripe for song whenever i desire

[dorothyo]

But thats not something you can say in polite society

[bluryoutubecomments]

[guiltfactory]

he's fucking the guy that taught him how to tie his shoes

[petaltexturedskies]

Edna St. Vincent Millay, in a letter to Edmund Wilson from Savage Beauty: The Life of Edna St. Vincent Millay

[cuthechicane]

wow okay………

[miami2k17]

this guy wasnt there for 2015 asg 💔

[leonkennedysprostate]

leon, his limp, erectile dysfuntioned dick flopping lazily as he does a triple backflip, double spin onto chris' boulder hard cock with ease: still got it

chris, rocked up penis folded in half at the middle because leon didn't land that flip: i don't think it's supposed to bend that way ?

[columbiasawmillsouttake]

it is that serious

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

How does anyone do anything

[johnnycrass]

sorry i dont find #joy in #homemaking or the #hearth or any shit like that i find joy in being paid and spending 126$ at a restaurant and thee liquor store

[kushblazer666]