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[minimammabear]

Me: [ grabs at my belly and jiggles it a lil]

Me: [wiggles the fat on the back of my arm]

Me: [softly but with feeling] Ugh. Too much, too much.

My mum: Hah, yeah you better not gain anything before our cruise.

[vestaloflight]

timaeustestified: that is such a big baby

timaeustestified: like are they sure that's not accidentally like. a bobcat/domestic mix or something how is that cat so big

timaeustestified: do they even have bobcats in boston

hallendrea: okay so i've been awake for way too long and i worked for almost 12 hours straight today and for a minute

hallendrea: i thought that boston was the name of the state

hallendrea: so I was like uh yeah i'm pretty sure

hallendrea: that there have to be bobcats

hallendrea: somewhere in all of fucking boston, the state

timaeustestified: LOL

hallendrea: btw

hallendrea: i got it up

hallendrea: ... the game

hallendrea: not like my metaphoric penis

hallendrea: that sounded wrong once i sent it

timaeustestified: YEAH I STARTED LAUGHING I'M 12

[importantwordsgohere]

my godmother is talking about how you should only use cotton to take your nail polish off because everything else is damaging and terrible.

lol.

i just stick my hand into the bottle.