#i consumed

[atrans-transformers-fan]

I just drank two huge coffees right down.

I either don't have a heartbeat, or I'm somewhere else fighting Megatron

Either way I need to shit

[chrlotpony]

"what happened to sunils tail??" I eated it sowwy(/ ω＼)

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Sometimes you just need to eat a kg of lasagne and go to bed at 7

[heyimwieeeee]

[neveffect]

consumer core

[rollingwiththedead]

tfw you consumed so much historical fiction as a child you assumed “skinny love” by bon iver was about their lover dying of consumption

[emutionals]

I fucked up