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So my Dad downloaded The Conjuring onto the computer and we're trying to watch it on our T.V using the wireless network thing but apparently, the T.V isn't going to have the crap, so it's disconnecting itself from the computer and blocking the signal of the Internet. My dad then tried Plan B, which is to try and watch the movie on the computer. But no, our speakers went against that decision and decided to not play a single sound of the movie or any other audio formats until he deleted the movie file and restarted everything. Now he's playing religious music.

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I had the strangest dream this morning about Abe Lincoln....

In this dream... Abe was Robin Williams for some reason...

I was part of a group of 3 people that were in charge of killing Lincoln. We were in a GIGANTIC library waiting to do the deed. I was holding up my coat so no one would see the man with the gun, and the other woman was keeping watch. We watched Lincoln come into the building and the man fired a shot. (I 'm assuming he missed because of what happens later but I'll get to that.) I'm the most fluid motion I swept my coat around the gun and we stowed it into a bag and headed for the stairs. No one saw us so we just blended in with the crowd. I felt terrified.

There was a man at the bottom of the stairs asking for names as we left the building (because we had signed into the library to get in). I gave him my full name and he gave me a strange look and stamped over my name like everyone else's and let me leave. I watched my "team" run ahead without me and was soon lost in the crowd.

Before I knew it I was swept up into a group of people that were being taken aboard a train (apparently there was a train station attached to the library I dunno man). We followed this really long outdoor path to where the train would pick us up. We looked to our left and we saw bulldozers mowing down the library. We started running as fast as we could and once we got to the train the conductor shouted "THE MANUAL IS IN FRONT, I'M NOT GETTING ON THAT TRAIN, THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL" and he ran away. We all got on the train and a man said that he knew how to drive it. So he started driving it and we were off. Then I found myself in the Car with Lincoln and a few other men. I sat down in a seat a few away from Lincoln and listened to the conversation he was having. I don't remember the conversation but he was hilarious and seemed extremely calm and kind, even for almost just being killed. I remember being extremely infatuated with him, almost a feeling of love, but not quite. I turned around to look at him and he met eyes with me, smiled and winked. He didn't say the words but I knew it meant "I know what you did, I forgive you, and you will change your mind about the whole thing and devote your life to protecting me. I know it." Then I turned around blushing because "Oh god the president is amazing". I met eyes with a man sitting across from me. I'm pretty sure I fell in love with him. The train was then attacked by flying things (that resembled my little ponies) and everyone was panicking but someone got on the side of the train and killed them all and we were safe.

We were then back in the library (I dunno how, we just were) and I was with the man on the train. We were holding each other, and keeping an eye out for my old team. A man working in the library gave me a look as to say "I knew you weren't a bad person after all". We then located my old team, had them arrested, and we had a giant party in the library.

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