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Hello, I am Danielle, I have no idea what I am doing. Allah, take the wheel! Art blog: gatomorado

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[inpunishment]

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

[auroradiation]

My ganderbend Terminator.

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

[sophsun1]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[magicpiano]

People who haven't seen Madoka Magica might not know this, but both the characters Mami and Homura are magical girls who use guns as weapons. But while Mami's gun are magical, Homura's are literally just normal guns she stole from the government.

[oldhollywoodniall]

[angelsaremathematical]

This one goes out to the leopard seal fans. Isn’t she beautiful?

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now

[greyvaren]

ok but actually how did they do that and also why

[distant-screaming]

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[loveridden1999]

seeing beautiful women in low cut tops with boobs spilling out is good enough reason to stay alive

[ammnontet]

the ultimate weapon

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[slutstarlet]