The Inner Workings

Extremely stressed, cat loving pansexual who enjoys long walks on the beach and soft serve vanilla ice cream from DQ with cherry dip

[mntkaedi]

💗☔

[mmnemi]

well

[the-memedaddy]

[noctumsolis]

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

[appendingfic]

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

[kragehund-deactivated20200518]

if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.

[vworpstageleft]

Me, after a few seconds: Oh. they’re saying “horse” with a soft r.

Me initially:

[aggressionbread]

Finally, a console that can do it all

[pandemi-c-goblin]

[unusualrule]

[figmas]

[friends-daily]

2020

[marsapartment]

I’m HOLLERING, CLARK!

“If you would be so kind as to h*cking Perish”

[jormundgandr]

That’s the face of a man that could turn his opponents hand into strawberry jam, but he’s not listening to that part even though it’s really convincing

[worldoffizz]

That face says “Is that all you have, my good bitch?”

[jinks050]

Same energy

[bob-belcher]

[dailydnp]

[brenna]

[plum-soup]

wifi-enabled locks and security systems are now increasingly common in the houses of the wealthy

pros:

increases speed and efficiency of home invasions

increases anonymity by allowing the intelligent cat burglar to control the recording abilities of nearby security cameras

cons:

requires burglar to add a nerdy gothic hacker girl to the heist team, thus decreasing the overall share of profits that will be retained by each member of the aforementioned heist team

[nudityandnerdery]

Pros: Adds a nerdy gothic hacker girl to the team

[whitepeopletwitter]

[alexi52]

Well I'm fucking sueing everyone now

[fijiooz]

[littlefairylights]

Your Imperial Highness. Look what ten years has done to us: you a beautiful young flower and me a rotting corpse.

[ryoga-deactivated20231223]

[jazminesullivan]

LUPITA NYONG’O SXSW Festival Premiere of ‘Us’

[starlightandtears]

Lupita wrote that one episode of SpongeBob

[1o9]

[magerightsyeah]