So, for OC day, a last minute dump of something I’ve had drafted out for a like a year now.
Commander Cullen had immense respect for Inquisitor Cadash as a leader. She would carefully listen to experts and advisors before making a decision that she felt took all points into consideration, and once made, she did not waste time second guessing her choices; which wasn’t to say she didn't take failure as hard as anyone else. He'd certainly disagreed with her on a number of operations, but found that, when he asked about it later, he couldn't fault her logic even if they didn't see eye to eye on certain details.
She'd be the first to share credit for successes and the first to steal blame for failures. She was quick to see which people would respond well to carefully formed responses straight from etiquette texts, and which people needed to hear a sharp-tongued remark instead.
He once wondered why the Carta had wasted a natural leader like her on stash-running and spying. Well, their loss became the Inquisition’s gain.
But it wasn't until right now though that he realized he'd never seen her in combat. He'd been helping evacuate people when Corypheus brought the fight to Haven, and he hadn't been near enough to the rift when they made the first attempts to close the breach. He'd been helping with the perimeters when they took Adamant.
So right now, as they worked on the last of the Red Templars defending the Shrine of Dumat, was the first time he'd ever seen her technique at work.
"Maker, she’s..." He tried to find the right words for what he was seeing.
"A complete lunatic?" Dorian supplied helpfully, trying to cast a barrier on her as she leapt over one of the stone railings in her charge towards a red lyrium Shadow that had turned in the other direction to take on Bull. It never quite would know what had hit it.
"Not exactly the words I had been looking for." He spotted a Templar archer taking aim at the mage and quickly raised his shield arm to block the shot.
"Really? It should have been," Dorian blasted the archer in retaliation while it struggled to notch another arrow. "You should ask Sera about that time in Emprise when we were surprised by that dragon. I'd tell the tale, but it needs Sera's particular artistry with profanity to do it justice."
"Friggin' animal noises in the middle of the night. Scare me right out of bed," Sera muttered while launching 4 arrows off at once. They neatly pinned down the Red Templars in place to be mowed through by the Inquisitor, who was counter-balancing her weight against the weight of her axe blade as she spun a lacerating circle through them.
"No, the part of the story before that part," Dorian sighed almost dismissively casting some spell towards one of the templars that had gotten free from the Inquisitor’s spin. Whichever spell it was, the target suddenly panicked and in his terrified state blindly ran right into Iron Bull who was obviously pleased with that particular error.
Cullen made a quick tactical decision to not ask Dorian or Sera to clarify and focused instead on the man who had charged towards their archer. It clearly had been some desperate final rush and ended up only gaining the red templar a sword to its chest and an arrow in its face.
"But yes," Dorian continued, "where battles and missions are concerned, she's tactically brilliant. You've seen that." He paused for a moment to set off a chain of lightning across the very few remaining foes in the vestibule. "But for skirmishes like this," he said, as if a temple full of former Templars enhanced with that horrific malformed lyrium was nothing more than a bar fight, "I'm afraid her tactics are best summarized as 'Step One: Charge in yelling. Step Two: Hit something until it stops moving. Step Three: Stop hitting it. Repeat steps Two and Three as needed.'"
"Don't knock it," Iron Bull grumbled, slamming their final opponent into the floor, "it works for her."
"Yes, well, you would think that,” Dorian replied with a slight smirk, “But it's not exactly something that works as a surprise attack."
"Wouldn't say that. A dwarf charging at you, full speed, with a weapon as big as she is? It can be pretty surprising."
Sera laughed, "They make the best faces too! 'Is that a human charging from a distance? Shit, it isn't, it's a dwarf from up close! Fuck, I'm dead'." She laughed again. "Funny."
Inquisitor Cadash stepped over the body of... well, even before the point of its demise, any resemblance to a Templar was long gone, and approached them with a raised eyebrow. A red spray of blood had bisected one of the thick green lines of her facial brands, making her look impressively fierce. "I’m sorry,” she snapped, “have you been mocking your Inquisitor this entire fight?"
He had briefly been taken aback by the Inquisitor’s reaction but it was only momentary; usually she could only maintain a stern facade for a few seconds before it cracked, typically with the right corner of her mouth quirking upwards in the start of a smile. Still, best to share the thread of conversation with her anyway. "I had just been observing your fighting technique. It's... not quite what I had expected."
"Ah," she nodded, swinging her axe up behind her so the haft rested on both her shoulders behind her neck. "Well, I cut my teeth on intentionally setting off bar fights or street melees to distract the city guard from what the Carta was pushing through so, yes. It's probably a style that defies any level of common sense."
"Damn, I'd have loved to see one of those brawls," Iron Bull grinned down at her.
She gave a quick tilt of her head in his direction, complete with a wink and a sly twitch of her lips. "Get one of these Red assholes to call me 'Short-arse' in an Ostwick accent while drunkenly trying to stick their hand down my armor and I'll see what I can do.”
Another flirtatious twitch of the lips in response and she then turned to indicate the door ahead of them. "We should move before anyone decides to check on their, uh" she nudged something probably once attached to a body with her foot, "welcoming committee."
The door burst open before they even took another step towards it. Filling the doorway was a goliath of moving red lyrium crystals, showing nothing that indicated it had once been human. The beast stood there menacingly, but for the moment did not appear to notice their presence, actually giving them a chance to form some sort of tactical assault on it.
Cullen turned to the Inquisitor to go over a possible plan of attack against the lyrium behemoth, only to see she was no longer standing there. He looked back in the direction of the shrine’s doorway to confirm that yes, she was already charging in with great-axe at the ready, The Iron Bull not far behind her.
As he charged in to assist he heard Dorian remark behind him, “As I said, ‘lunatic’.”