Scout's mom is a a single mother who doesn't want money, she wanted a husband who can treat her better. Instead, she got a spoiled guy who steals her money, molested her, and treats her children like shit.
She's a partially blind woman which explains why her eyes are always closed. Her sight might be terrible, but she's a loving housewife who just wants money so she can take care of her children so they won't be homeless.
She's an incredibly shy housewife who often hides from spy, she's worried he'll hit her.
Also, spy sighs not because scout told him about the lost money, he sighs because he wants to punch him because he wants to keep the money. When scout means "if we lost the money, my mom will faint", that means she's gonna faint because she's afraid she'll be on the streets searching for food in the trash for scout, and you know she can't without her sons... also, the bracelet she wore in the 2012 saxxy teaser is an electrocuting bracelet thst looks just like spy's $100,000 watch, except, he bought it from temu for 50 cents from her money, and she has no idea what's going on... I feel bad for her. It's not her fault she was impregnated by God with octupletes using her tears so he can create children withoutthe painful birthing... I have a headcanon that scout's mom started to work at the school cafeteria in the 70s. She works for money, but mostly she works so she can make over 1000 children happy and healthy by making homemade food and tasty juice instead of moldy pizzas, chunky milk, and spoiled vegetables. She saves the money to buy her son's children a fridge and a TV.
She's a submissive housewife who'll do whatever spy says.
Thankfully, spy dumped her so she reunited her childhood crush. A Norwegian guy who's actually her childhood friend and they fell in love. They haven't seen each other since they both graduated from middle school together. His name is John hansen, he's the selbyen fisherman and Silvia is his pet. He returned to his hometown, selbyen, Norway and thankfully, he's single. Also, he's a middle class guy and he'll treat her waaay better and nicer than spy, who's a douchbag. He was shocked to find out she was pregnant a virgin. A few days later, he proposed to her. And scout finally has a dad, unlike his Tom Jones fanfiction he made about himself. So, scout's mom and John got married, she was a little traumatized on her first time, thankfully John calmed her down, and whispered in his thick Norwegian accent "don't worry sweetie, I'll be gentle". She cried at first, but she was so happy, tears came out of her eyes.
Spy called her a cauliflower because cauliflower is a peasant food in europe. And she's poor, he hates poor people. He squeezed and kissed her hand without consent, which hurts her arm. After she fell, spy was like "how the fuck did you find me, I was kissing my prostitute".
She's ok, she just scratched her knee. Thankfully, medic ubercharged her, and then he noticed that she had bruises on her body, and she didn't like her face to be shown because she's shy and traumatized. He felt bad for her, Thankfully, medic comforted her, told her about his tragic story, and ever since, they became best friends.
She's an irish-American housewife who loves her children, unlike sniper's biological mom who's a bitch who cheats on her husband, loves abortions, and beats everyone because she's a gold digger mistress. I hate her...
No, I'm not heterophobic, tf2 has a lot of sweet, wholesome, and healthy straight couples!!! Soldier x zhanna, sniper's adoptive parents, heavy's parents, merasmus x his wife, sniper x bornislava, demoman x yana, and even saxton hale and his wife.
They're cute together, unlike scout's mom x spy which is a toxic relationship.
She was literally drugged. and while she was buying groceries from a small fruit shop, he abused scout and his brothers. She went home, she didn't have security cameras in her house so she didn't know what he did to them. A few hours later, on their bath time, she looked it up and she felt bruises on their bodies, and in scout's hands. She immediately fell down, crying, and she softly said "it was a bad idea to give money to this babysitter". That also explains why scout wears hand warps. It's not because he wants to be tough, but it's because spy burned his hands with a cigarette, and it left scars.
I feel so bad for her... she's a lovely catholic housewife, not a prostitute cuckqueen who doesn't get paid.
She's canonically a cuckqueen because there's literally a voice line where he said "i like my team like i like my romances, in groups of 6" which means he canonically has sex slaves who wait for him in his bdsm dungeon. (Confirmed in a tf2 voice actor video, spy canonically has a dungeon. Damn he's kinky...)
Also, she's a sensitive gentle mom who gets emotional when she sees her sons injured.


















