#i hate david

[medmedmidmed]

Noo Shedletsky doing drugs is NOT a good idea

Btw I headcanon that like David is not Builderman but rather Roblox himself, Builderman is just that one creation that pisses him off unless he's working (curious data; David GROOMER-sucky does have an account for himself, the Builderman ACC has been abandoned basically so, yeah, we can canonically start separating the characters from the asshole yayyy)

Like Roblox is called David (Builderman is just Builderman yk cause he gotta work) and it's low-key greed and pride incarnate but worse cause it thinks it's doing the right thing by doing objectively bad stuff, its just really closed off to everyone except its workers. Like, he created Builder and his previous iterations as puppets before deciding that it liked them working under it better.

Except it pisses it off so much it's insane, it hates him. It's deeper than just hate, dude wants Builderman buildergone but can't erase him due to his legacy (Like in real life with the new redesign of old characters and the platform becoming a breeding ground for terrible people but I don't want to talk about that🦦)

I don't like David. None of em. Haven't met a David that wasn't some level of evil yet😔

[massiveprocrastinator]

die die DIE /😁🖥️

damn thats a rlly aggressive way of saying u missed me LMFAOOO

hi dave :3

its kinda crazy how u managed to fit so much affection into just repeating the same word 3 times. most ppl would just go "hey" or smth but u always gotta be extra abt it i guess

[andi-does-unknown]

who are the poll options? i cant see that bitch but i need to know who im rooting for.

[measuresderepo]

Just thinking about how Jonathan didn’t get to the next round and DAVID did.

[emwriterblr]

wtmw ch.4 sneak peek

Against her better judgment, Elena timidly entered the room, standing in front of his desk, her hands clenched into fists. “What is it, David?” 

He messed around with the files on his desk a moment, then looked up at her, looking rather somber. It almost made her roll her eyes. “I just wanted to say that--I’m sorry for what happened to your father.”

“Hm.” Her lips cinched to the side, her head slowly nodding at his words. “Not so sorry that you decided to tell Steve about it.” The somber look on his face was gone very quickly. Of course, it was just an act. 

“What does it even matter?” David leaned back in his chair, not at all concerned about how she felt about it. “He was bound to find out sooner or later.” 

“I was going to tell him when I got to work this morning,” she tilted her head down to meet his gaze. “But, you decided to do that for me.” 

“It’s not a big deal, Caro.”

“It’s not your fucking business to tell, David.” The rage was boiling in her stomach, the sting in her waterline nearly sent her into a panic. There was no way she was going to cry in front of David Howard. The prick wouldn’t let her live that down. “Do me a favor, any information that has to do with me, you keep it out of your mouth. Got it?” 

I didn’t even include the dialogue that makes him even more of an asshole! 

[medmedmidmed]

Builderseals but they have the face of that one cat...(I'm not finishing it dawgs.)

Hammer hacks mini comic let's goo

Mental health plushies but is a very deformed seal version of your boyfriend that you stole when you were twenty😭

[clownenergyy]

really good part of the vampire armand that people don't talk about is armand mocking david love that part I hate david

[lock3-and-k3y]

Spooktober day 3 shaun of the dead, ngl I was expecting this to be on like mid October to idk mild out the things that I will watch in the future but no haha, now the wheel of horror gave me black swan for tomorrow, fuck me man I’ll be having those heavy hitters in mid October HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but anyways movie yeah I like this movie a lot, hated david a lot, I really like comedy scenes where it shouldn’t be in HAAHAHAHAHAHA LIKE WDYM THEYRE ARGUING WHILE THE PUB IS BEING INVADED BY SHIT TON OF ZOMBIES HAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait we don’t use the z-word 🤭 man, my one and only horror comedy gone in day 3