#i hate miranda

[pendrcgn]

Kira and Miranda ruining lives

[sailorportia]

oh look who it is

my new worst enemy

[strangetohear]

hey police i'm being attacked by @kevindoanstan everyone block her !

[puppet-31]

if i have to draw more i swear to goddddddddd

[trickycactus]

i hate miranda

and her giant fat ass and her shitty attitude. “oh shepard quit being such a stuck up peon, cerberus isn’t a totally evil organization!!”

BITCH I WAS ON AKUZE. DO YOU NOT GET IT??? CERBERUS IS COMPLETELY EVIL.

“shepard i need help with my family problems, plz halp. what, you are angry i didn’t give you info that could have jeopardized the entire mission? YOU’RE THE BAD PERSON, SHEPARD. I’M JUST A SAD GIRL WHOSE PERFECT BODY AND GENETICS ARE A MASK FOR HOW HARD I CRY ERRYDAY.”

then this stupid fuck goes AFTER JACK? THE MOST EMOTIONALLY/MENTALLY UNSTABLE PERSON ABOARD MY FUCKING SHIP????

OF COURSE I’M GOING TO SIDE WITH JACK. NO - I DIDN’T EVEN SIDE WITH HER, I JUST TOLD MIRANDA TO GO FUCK OFF FOR FIVE MINUTES. then all the thanks i get for helping miranda on her tits up mission is the stink eye. okay. 

i hope if you romance her the moment you finish fuckin, shepard gets to laugh and say “damn i’ve been wanting to test out those enhanced assets lol! now gET OUT i gotta feed my hamseter”

i seriously thought i’d hate jack for being so cliche and bad girl with her tits out all day, but she’s my homegirl. like, seriously, who the fuck trusts cerberus? the illusive man is probably some fucking VI in a virtual office somewhere. 

[fairy-vearth]

eri-daddy is dead. im no longer a daddy but a captain

[mosaicbrokenhearts]

i was actually looking for mosaicbrokenheart but i found this bitch and now i'm stuck