#i hate pumpkins

[midnightblue66]

[ollie-oxen-free]

Organic

flufftober day 8: edgepuff

im so fucking bad at carving pumpkins

“First,” Papyrus said, looking to him with a smile, “you disembowel the pumpkin!”

Fell poked the vegetable in front of him, eyes narrowing at the orange flesh. The utensils they had for the carving- something that many humans did, for some reason, and though he had no idea why he supposed he could see the appeal- were laid out randomly over a towel. A large bowl sat between them on the table, instructions that Papyrus had printed off the internet sitting just to the side.

“I’m not sure why we can’t just get fake ones at the store.”

Papyrus huffed, fingers trailing over the serrated knives, spoons, and smaller blades before grabbing the largest one, bringing it back to his own pumpkin. “It’s tradition!” He lifted up the knife, placing the tip on the top of the vegetable before starting to press down. “This is the month that all humans worship skeletons! It’s the least we can do.”

The pumpkin was, apparently, too strong for the knife, Papyrus standing up so he could add more weight onto the blade. Fell raised a brow, simultaneously worried and curious about how it would end. Papyrus yelped in surprised as the pumpkin gave way under the pressure, the gourd splitting into pieces, shooting across the table and onto the floor. It was quiet for a moment.

Fell burst into laughter, ignoring the annoyed glare of his lover as he brushed the pieces away from his workspace. “We can always get more,” he said, picking up his own knife and sliding it easily into the flesh of his pumpkin, taking the top off.

Despite the annoyance, a hint of a smile tugged at his mouth.

[i--hate--everything]

i hate pumpkins.

[bonzai-bunny]

our pumpkin was oddly hollow also

[astralene]

thewombts nO how abt chocolate peppermint BISCOTTI

[milsosunited]

First and last time carving pumpkins..

I already broke mine, I have zero patience, and literally no attention span. So I'm drinking and Brendon's 'fixing' my train wreck of a pumpkin... ~Kirsty

[stupidspontaneousshyguy-blog]

I hate pumpkins, I just hate motherfucking pumpkins. Fuck pumpkins and their orangy stupidness. Stupid pumpkins. Fuckass pumpkins. I hate pumpkins.