A/n: i cant bake but i DO also hv a crazy sweet tooth so this is me projecting onto robert
Pairing: Robert Robertson x Baker!Reader ☆ Fluff
Considering how much coffee he drinks in SDN on a daily basis, everyone who works there has kind of come to the judgement that Robert’s a caffeine fiend. What they don’t know, however, is that he also has an insane sweet tooth that just won’t quit.
There aren’t many options for sweet treats in the breakroom vending machines at work. Even if there are, they’re all highly processed. So, he turns to you—his loving partner who bakes (and feeds him something else other than those vending machine twinkies thank god).
He’d be happy to sample anything you wanted. If you’re experimenting on something new, he’d volunteer to be your guinea pig. When he’s particularly craving something sweet and sugary, he tries to be on his best behaviour (i.e. not ragebaiting you). This is so you won’t put a ban on baking him sweet treats :)
While you’re baking he steals kisses from you every now and then, laughing sweetly as you whine about him being distracting. The frequency of his kisses increases the longer you take <3
Unfortunately, him kissing you is also to hide how he steals the treats from the tray while they’re cooling. By the time they can finally be put away, half of them are already gone. (You know he’s doing it but you don’t really have the heart to stop him loll)
Of course you make dog-friendly snacks for Beef too! Though most of the time both you and Robert share your own treats with Beef anyways!!
Eventually, Z-team catches wind of you being a baker (Visi notices the sweet treats you pack for Robert, and everything spirals from there). They find a way to get their hands on your phone number, and it has become a common occurrence for you to receive the weirdest texts or calls throughout your day.
(“What do you need 300 cookies for, punch up?” / “You want me to bake a cake that says “sorry I burnt down your house and ruined your life???” / “How the hell am I supposed to bake you a twink, sonar?” (Across the room, Robert mouths “He means twinkies.”) / “Of course I can bake you a pie, Golem, I just... don’t know why you would want it to be filled with that.” Beside you, Robert whispers "Do I wanna know?" You shake your head, and he nods solemnly, before going back to cuddling beef.)
butch!qifrey fluff and smut headcanons (˶>⩊<˶)
an extract of you and qifrey dating, living together and teaching magic
cw: mdni, stone top!qifrey, pillow princess!reader, fingering, strap on, spit kink, might not be accurate because i have lots of ep to catch up and haven't read the manga
butch!qifrey who cooks for you every day, three meals a day because she knows you're too busy working that you forget most of the times. She knocks in your studio (even though you share it with her) and brings a tray with snacks and easy to eat food so you can work and eat at the same time
butch!qifrey who always makes you accompany while she makes dinner. You sit on the counter while she heats the food, cuts a few ingredients and puts together a nice and warm meal. When you try to help her, she just grabs you and puts you back on the counter because she knows you're a terrible cook and because she loves taking care of her girl.
butch!qifrey who doesn't really drink that much but indulges a little for you, she watches you happily sip your drink, rambling about stories when you were younger, cheeks warm and a dumb smile in your face. She also loves how clingy you get, leaning into her, head on her shoulder and even asking to sit on her lap. Qifrey says yes every time, letting you nuzzle in her neck and whisper sweet nothings in her ear that makes her blush.
butch!qifrey who, like I said before, can pick you up without any problem, and uses it to mess with you. She's taller than you, and places things you usually need in the top shelves so you ask for her help. That's where she grabs you by the waist and lifts you up so you can pick it up yourself. Then she kisses your forehead and leaves you flustered.
butch!qifrey who is very into physical touch but doesn't know how to ask for it. You can be laying on opposite sides of the couch, just relaxing on a summer day, and you feel her bare feet touch yours. You giggle a little and it only escalates after that, her knee touches yours, her hand wanders around your forearm... "Baby, do you wanna cuddle?" you ask her at some point, tilting your head with a little smile. She pouts just slightly, nodding. You open her arms and let her lay on your chest while you run your nails through her back and neck.
butch!qifrey who tells you about her love for teaching and you just know that she wants to take apprentices. How could you deny your lover that when you see the shine in her eyes when she explains you how would it work? Even if you weren't the biggest fan of children, you indulge because seeing her happy makes you the happiest.
butch!qifrey who, even though she's now a teacher, still saves time in the evenings and nights to spend alone with you. She takes you on a night stroll, picking tiny flowers and putting them behind your ears, she sits on the ground with you between her legs as you stargaze. She tells you about the things the kids did today, about all the new things she learns...
butch!qifrey who loves seeing you get closer to her student, she knows that you were a little reluctant first, but now you silently read in the kitchen while all of you cook together, you laugh about the silly things they say and you answer them happily all your questions.
butch!qifrey who still has time to bring you food and feed you even when she's busy. You were a little scared about stop being the priority now with four kids in your shared home, but she's made sure you don't feel neglected ever.
butch!qifrey who, when you mind fills with doubts, loves to remind you slowly that you're hers and she's yours. She kisses you slow late at night, pulling you in her lap and groping your ass. She knows your body and clothes perfectly, so Qifrey easily slips you out of your robe so you're bare in front of her.
butch!qifrey who, every time she sees you naked, takes a few seconds to admire you and tell you how lucky she is to have you. Her pleasure is giving you pleasure, she makes sure you're on the verge of passing out from cumming without you needing to give her something in return. And she loves that.
butch!qifrey who loves being on top of you, hands roaming through your naked and soft body. She always focuses on your tits first, sucking one with her mouth while she kneads the other. She loves hearing your little whimpers when she pinches your nipple or sucks a red mark in your skin.
butch!qifrey who whispers worships to your ear while her hand teases your pussy. "You're the prettiest lady I've ever seen, have I ever told you that?" she asks, as she parts your pussy lips. When she finds your embarrassingly wet pussy she presses your lips together. "All this for me?" She raises her eyebrows, waiting for your answer. You nod fast, hoping that's enough for her.
butch!qifrey who fucks you with her fingers first, she doesn't bring her strap until she's four fingers deep in your pussy, making you moan and roll your eyes back, trying not to be too loud.
butch!qifrey who has a nice and fairly big glass strap, it's iridescent, because she says that it looks so pretty when your pussy swallows it. She usually fucks you on a mating press or missionary, every once in a while in doggy. Like tonight.
butch!qifrey who manhandles you easily, putting you on your hands and knees as you look over her shoulder while she puts her strap on. It's such a beautiful sight, her bare and toned body, her boobs freed from the bands and the strap falling heavy between her thighs. She coats it with your slick and pushes your back down until your arching nice and good for her, with your face smushed in your pillow. Qifrey slides it slow, making sure the stretch is nice and easy to take.
butch!qifrey who fucks you just how you like it, if you say harder, she goes harder, if you say faster, she indulges. She's never been the one to tease or edge, but overstimulate? That's her favorite things, she loves knowing your pussy is puffy and sore after she's been inside of you, she loves seeing the tears in the pillow and your body limp on top of hers during aftercare.
butch!qifrey who has a spit kink. When you're making out, dry humping, doing whatever... she loves to spit on your mouth. She can't help it but grab your face, squeeze your cheeks together and run her saliva down your throat. She also loves when your pussy juices mix with her saliva, when she spits in your clit and watches it run down your lips. It does something for her.
butch!qifrey who makes sure you feel loved after sex, she checks on you every time, she even gets nervous about the marks on your hips from her grip. She kisses all your body better and dresses you up herself, if you need a bath, she runs you a bath, if you're hungry, she brings you food. After making love she wants you to feel spoiled and desired.
a/n: trying a new layout here because the one i have in my main blog keeps being copied >:(
“father’s day w rafey & our feral baby bunnies 🍼” tiktok
“hi bunnies 💌 it’s 6am and i’m sneaking around bc the babies and i are surprising daddy for father’s day ” she whispers into the camera
she’s in her little baby pink apron making rafe’s breakfast. thick protein pancakes, like six eggs, black coffee, bacon stacked like a tower, and steak. the kids are “helping” by throwing flour at each other.
“we tried to make breakfast but it got violent really fast”
she walks in the room holding the tray, rafe groggy in bed, shirtless. he just gives her this crooked smirk like “you really did all this huh?”
“he tried to act chill but i KNOW he got choked up ”
she gives him a little diy gift box from the boys, handmade cards, a “#1 DAD” keychain one of the twins tried to eat, and framed photo of bunny and babies at the beach
“the boys made him cards but like… i wrote them”
she packs a picnic for “daddy’s special lake day” with those glass strawberry milks and heart-shaped sandwiches. rafe is on dad duty, buckling all four kids into the car.
rafe teaching jamie to fish, rosie is cuddled with bunnywife, she’s reading valley of the dolls
“i didn’t touch a single worm. i’m just here to be cute 🐇”
family dinner at the country club, rafe is in his tan linen shirt, she’s in a puff-sleeve ivory sundress feeding him bites of cake
“he said this was the best father’s day ever!”
soft candlelight, kids asleep, rafe on the porch smoking a cigar while she puts her feet in his lap.
“happy father’s day to the man who gave me the most cherub little bunnies 🐇🍼🪽
💬
@footballhubdad84: Bro living the life fr
@colten_sucks: why does rhett look like he bites
@momsoverdosing: I saw rafe and ovulated. that’s not normal
@princessgoth: get this man off my fyp. i am spiraling
@sundaypicnicprincess: her wrapping sandwiches in lace napkins… i wanna be her so bad
now that your asks are open I am free to request heheh! anyways how bout some sickfic headcanons? both ilia taking care of a sick reader and reader taking care of a sick ilia if that’s cool with you!!
I GOTCHU ANON! keep sending me those reqs - I run off of reqs! 🏃🏻♀️💨
Ilia Malinin x Fem!Reader Sick Headcanons
When Ilia’s sick, he’s such a baby
Sleeping constantly, whining that he doesn’t wanna move, impossible to give medicine to, has to be coaxed into taking a shower (he’s too weak to stand for a shower so you run him a bath)
For anyone else, it would be annoying as hell. Like what do you mean the medicine tastes like a dentists office and you don’t wanna drink it? 😑 but it’s Ilia - your Ilia - so you don’t mind the extra hassle
He hates being bedridden. His energy is always at 101%, so when he has -7% energy, he’s pouting and depressed
Spends his sick days watching YouTubers play Minecraft, glasses askew on his nose as he dozes in and out of sleep, blanket tucked up around him
Loves when you make him his comfort foods - give him Mac and cheese and he’s instantly so happy
So dramatic
“I’m dying.”
“Well, that’s what happens when you don’t take your meds.”
“You’re so mean to me. It tastes weird.”
“Come on, Ilia, be a man. Take the DayQuil.”
“You’re gonna have to feed it to me”
“… and you’ll actually take it?”
“👁️👁️”
“Fine”
You have to give him cuddles to make him semi-happy
You won’t let him kiss you because you don’t wanna get sick too and he pouts like a child
“I don’t wanna get sick!” you argue
“I thought you loved me” his gravelly voice whines
You roll your eyes and give him a peck anyways
Well, great, now you’re sick
And he feels TERRIBLE
“Ugh, I’m so sorry. I got you sick. Never listen to me again when I ask for a kiss.”
He’s quick to pamper you, and it helps that it’s sort of his love language
He’ll make you tea, run you a bath, do your skincare if you’re too weak
Has alarms in his phone for every medicine you have to take - makes sure you take them on the dot
“Baby, wake up, you need to take your Tylenol. I know you’re tired, honey, I know, just take this and you can go back to sleep”
Runs his fingers through your hair and massages your back to calm you
You’re shaking from fever chills and he’s just holding you against his chest, pressing kisses against your hair, cooing, “Shh, I know your body aches baby, shh, I’ve got you.”
Hi!!!! Could I request maybe cg jack or Robby or both dealing with a little fem reader who is a picky eater?
Love your fics btw!! 🫶
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Cg!Jack Abbot x Cg!Michael Robinavitch x Little!FEM!reader
Wc: 1.028k
Warnings: none/not proof read
A/N: Ty for 400 btw guys also got carried away with this a bit sorry anon if this isn’t great 😣
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It was rare that the day shift was able to get together, mostly the vets of the ER were planning on having dinner at Dana’s house her house was the biggest besides Michael but his house was over run by little gear and a mess most of the time
Jack had took the night shift on because he knew that Michael would need help with their sweet princess during the party
You were all dressed up, hair done all cute and ready to go but Michael was packing a few snacks in your little diaper bag he knew that you were such a picky eater and he didn’t know if Dana was making anything you’d like but he didn’t not want you going hungry all night long
Jack had you on his lap as he fixed your paci clip onto your shirt and attached the plastic soother onto it, “aww look at you sweetheart” he cooed placing the binky in your mouth
You took to it instantly feeling soothed and pressing yourself against dada, daddy came out from the kitchen and nodded to Jack to started loading you up in the car, you had your blankie and your stuffie and a cup of watered down juice right next to you in the car
When you got to the strange new place Michael decided to carry you in while Jack carried in the dessert he made for the little get together, you were so shy you hadn’t met most of these people before
Trinity and Dennis were there and they convinced Mel to go along as well, Princess and Perlah decided to stop by for dinner and drinks, Cassie was free so she stopped to hang out, and many other it was nearly a full house
You were so cuddled into Michael’s shoulder as he carried you around, many knew about his little one but they hadn’t ever saw you, you didn’t lift yourself off his shoulder you were happy and content hiding in his body as he rubbed your back greeting everyone at the get together
“Oh she’s just really shy.” Michael explained to Dana as she saw you still not pick your head up from his shoulder once, you just wanted daddy you didn’t wanna talk and there was a good chance you were probably non-verbal right now
The two chatted about work, Dana explained everything she had made today, “you wanna make her a plate and go feeder her privately you can use my guest room” she nodded down the hallway, Michael nodded looking over at you who was still hidden away in his shoulder, “yeah I’ll go feed her Jack should be around here somewhere, he brought a carrot cake but I think he’s having social hour” Michael chuckled, he grabbed a plate from the stack like it was a buffet, you lifted you head form his shoulder you were so shy you were still making eye contact with him only and sucking on your pacifier
“You want any of this sweet girl?” He asked softly going through the food that had been brought or made, most of it was an immediate no, daddy was making you try a few things and some things you actually enjoyed so you happily put them on your plate
After getting your plate he made his way to the quiet guest room, it was chilly and it smelled like nothing maybe like sheets that had been sitting in a closet but it was comforting
You were sat up in daddy’s lap, a bib on to catch any food to make sure you didn’t stain your cute little outfit
You ate the foods you knew you liked first, simple and comforting you’d take bites and then take equal sipps of your juice all while daddy comforted you
“You doing so good baby I know you don’t like eating in other peoples houses” he hummed rubbing your tummy gently, you hummed and gave little babbles as you ate happily, Michael would wipe some of the lost food off of your cheek and cooed at you making you feel right at home
“You wanna try this?” Michael hummed holding up a food you’ve never tried before it didn’t look like anything of your safe foods like you knew was okay and that you liked
“No no dada” you hummed popping your pacifier back in and curling back into his shoulder
“Okay okay daddy knows baby girl” he rubbed your back he was glad you actually ate some food so he was not gonna be upset at that
Right when you and Michael left the room there was Jack munching down with everyone else, he immediately locked eyes on you your little self curled up in daddy
“Michael, I can hold her while you eat” he hummed pointing his fork at his empty plate, he sat it down on the coffee table and opened his arms for his baby girl
You immediately latched onto him, you were sleepy and already over not being at home right now, everyone cooed at you softly, “she’s really shy and probably tried so she might be asleep” Jack teased while he talked to a few of the other doctors while rocking you softly
“She was a big girl and she ate dinner with daddy in the room and didn’t fuss or anything huh” Jack rubbed your back knowing you were moments away from falling asleep
You nodded into his shoulder feeling the familiar sensation of your eyelids getting heavy and everything fading a bit quieter around you
You were out like a light not to much longer after that, hearing your dada talk on and on about work while his co workers listened put you right to bed like it would any day of the week
Michael watched standing up eating his meal chuckling about how clingy you had been all night, “she’s gonna sleep so good tonight” Michael turned to Dana nodding at you passed out on Jack, “of course she is, that’s was nurse Dana’s cookin will do to ya” she chuckled slapping the man gently on the shoulder
contains; dumbification, p in v, loss of virginity, fem reader
you’ve been dating Satoru for a while now, since high-school. The two of you never got that far in intimacy, only kissing, hugging, holding hands, that kind of stuff. He didn’t wanna rush his girlfriend, especially since you were a virgin.
he had you over at his place, holding you close to him as a movie played in the background, setting the atmosphere.
"Baby, you comfy there?" He asked, seeing you wrapped in a blanket and wearing his hoodie.
"Mhm." You hummed, too tired to give an actual response. He hummed back and kept his arm around you, pressing a soft kiss to your head.
"You know baby, don’t gotta stay a virgin forever." He mumbled, indicating that his mind was some place else. Somewhere more intimate than just cuddling.
"I-I know…but I just.." you didn’t finish your thought, your words going quiet as your face got redder, blushing at the thought.
"Just what, baby?"
"I-I don’t know how to do any of that stuff…never have." You admitted sheepishly, keeping your head down low.
"I can teach you." He offered, slowly lifting his black tee up and over his head, revealing his toned upper body, his happy-trail peeking out along with his v-line.
"Now?!"
"Yeah now, you’ve been teasing me lookin all cute. Need that pussy, baby." He lightly pushed you down onto the bed, getting on top of you and lifting your shirt up to reveal your stomach as his hand rested on your skin.
He lifted it all the way up and over your head, your bra on display for him. He played with your bra strap, haltingly undoing it and letting it come undone before throwing it to the floor. He sat up, unbuckling his belt.
"Gonna have fun with you tonight, pretty girl." He chuckled before he let his pants fall low, revealing his boxers and the bulge in the fabric.
He tugged at your shorts, letting them slip off you before he tossed them to the floor, seeing your panties soaked.
"I didn’t do anything yet, baby. All wet?" You could only nod before he slipped your underwear off of you, letting them fall to your ankles. He rubbed your clit with his thumb, going in small circles as you whined.
"Gonna make you feel good, baby girl." He muttered before sliding his boxers down, his hard cock springing out, leaking.
He rubbed his tip against your entrance before slowly pushing in.
"satoruuu.." You whined, feeling his cock push in haltingly. "Pleasee hnngh~"
"Tell Satoru what you need, baby. Use your words." He continued to push in, not bottoming out yet. His hands kept your legs open, keeping you in your position and making sure you didn’t move from laying down on your back.
"N-Need you…please Satoru. F-fuck me." You whimpered before he finally bottomed out, letting you adjust for a moment before moving.
"Baby wants me to fuck her dumb, yeah? It’s okay, Satoru’s got you, pretty girl." He reassured you, thrusting slowly into you, his length disappearing into your pussy.
His thrusts grew frequent and quicker, moving deeply and faster than he was before. Your moans filled the room, his hips slamming against yours.
"So tight, baby. My sweet, sweet girl. Can’t think, can you?"
"Hhnngh..no Satoru..feels too good."
"Yeah? Already fucked you dumb?" A grin grew on his face, his hips moving steadily.
"Mhmmmm…nnghhh~" He felt your pussy squeeze him, feeling you cum around him.
"That’s my girl. Cum on my cock." He encouraged you before he pulled out, cumming onto your stomach.
"You did great, baby. Feeling okay?"
"M-mhmm.." you mumbled, his cum resting on your stomach and chest.
"Damn, let me get a picture before I clean you up."
thank u for reading, if you see this on ao3, it was me
A Short Cute Headcanon: Yuji Itadori as Your Boyfriend
Hello my loves! 💕 Now I’ll also start writing a headcanon for you from Yuji Itadori, he’s been one of my absolute favorites forever (beside the villains, of course 😏). He’s my cute green forest, he deserves the best! First, I’ll kick things off with some pure fluff stuff for you, enjoy reading! And in the future some smut stuff now he is an adult and I feel more comfortable to write stuff about him🌸
Imagine dating Yuji the ultimate green flag wrapped in pink hair and endless warmth.
He loves to cuddle like it’s his favorite hobby. The second you’re home, he’s pulling you into his lap or wrapping those strong arms around you from behind, chin on your shoulder, mumbling “Missed you today…” even if you were only apart for a few hours. He’s always warm, like a living blanket, and he never lets go first. He is your personal heather.
Dates? He plans everything so you don’t have to stress a single thing. Picnic in the park with your favorite snacks, outdoor movie nights under the stars, arcade runs where he wins you plushies, or cozy dinner spots and he texts you the plan with a bunch of excited emojis: “Ready at 6? Wear something comfy, it’s gonna be fun!!”
Shopping trips turn into adventures. He carries all the bags without complaining, hypes up every outfit (“You look SO good in that, babe! Get it!!”), and sneaks in silly selfies when you’re trying stuff on. Which you get mad and he has to laugh about it.
Movie and series marathons are sacred. Blanket fort on the couch, snacks everywhere, him feeding you popcorn while you both yell at the screen. If it’s scary, he squeezes your hand extra tight and whispers “It’s okay, I’ve got you” even though he’s lowkey jumping too. My silly boy.
On sad days, he’s your rock. No judgment, just gentle support: big hugs, “Wanna talk? Or just cry it out? I’m here either way,” forehead kisses, and making you laugh with his goofy impressions until the tears turn happy.
He compliments you constantly out of nowhere: “Your smile is literally the best thing ever,” or “How are you this pretty even in sweatpants?” Then he blushes when he realizes he said it loud.
Skin care routine? He joins in happily. You slap a face mask on him, he makes silly faces in the mirror, poses dramatically (“Am I glowing yet?”), and insists on doing yours too because “fair is fair!”
Hoodie collection? Yours now. His hoodies smell like him fresh laundry and a bit of that sporty energy. He loves seeing you in them. “Keep it, it looks way better on you anyway…”
Gym dates! He brings you along, shows you proper form with endless patience (“Like this…slow and controlled, yeah? You’re doing great!”), spots you, and cheers like you just won gold every time you lift something new.
And the food… oh god, Yuji is a perfect chef. Breakfast in bed with fluffy pancakes shaped like hearts, homemade ramen nights, or fancy bentos he packs for you. You’ll never go hungry, he cooks with love, plates everything cutely, and watches your face light up like it’s his reward.
What can I say, guys? If I could choose a boyfriend, he’d have to be like Yuji. Total green flag….you always feel safe, cherished, protected, and so so loved. Best friend + boyfriend in one perfect package. 🥹💕
Thank you for reading and taking your time, my loves I will feed you soon with more Yuji in the future 💕❤️
