#i plead

[machveil]

DogHybrid!König who’s so excited to see you after coming home on leave he pisses a little in his underwear at the sight of you. he can’t help it, doesn’t even notice the damp spot forming across his crotch. he’s too busy scooping you up, pressing spit-slick, sloppy kisses across your face. he missed you so much, eyes tearing up as he breathes you in. two months away from you was hell for him, but it’s all made up for when your hands cup his warm face, kissing him back as he whines

[thegroveofgreatgods]

VOLUME WARNING !!!!

My friend @redechoes LOVES being as gremlin as possible when voicing Rodney. I thought I'd share this momentous occasion with you all HAHA! ( @sm0lpyro Was the one laughing her ass off) I have played the game at LEAST 7 times to show my other friends and spread the virus. Hehe...

[clownifornian]

Resident Evil: Steddie

Eddie Munson is a streamer. He streams himself playing guitar, video games, and even some irl stuff (mostly involving his boyfriend, Steve)…

Tonight, he’s playing Resident Evil: Requiem.

He’s re-played all of the resident evil games, the past month, to prepare.

If you were in the chat, you’d be privy to his not so secret, very embarrassing crush on, Leon S. Kennedy.

He had even installed a mod where Leon was in a crop top, had a lower back tattoo, and even wore a thong, for one of the other games.

You could say he’s very excited to play this newest one.

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Steve Harrington, loved how excited his boyfriend got. What people saw on Eddie’s streams, is how he is when the cameras are off.

The only thing that he’s slightly annoyed about, is his crush on that damn Leon guy.

So Steve comes up with a plan.

He’ll show Eddie.

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While Eddie is an hour into the game, he hears the door to the stream room open, but continues playing. He doesn’t look behind him or anything, assuming it’s his sweetheart watching him play.

He’s so concentrated on the game, and Leon, he doesn’t realize what’s happening.

But the chat does.

People in the chat are telling him to turn around, some are putting the :eddieGoon: emote, and the mods can only just laugh.

When he does look at the chat, and reads it, he finally turns around.

He sees Steve… in the exact modded outfit that he had for Leon, lower back tattoo and all.

He immediately ends stream earlier than he intended to.

And what he and Steve get up to after that, is none of our business!

Teehee :)

Pictures of the Leon mod:

[marleydoesinfactmoo]

AND FINALY PEARL!!! WHO DO WE WANT NEXT? MUAHAHA I NEED REQS

[ittybittyluci]

Okay guys. Some of you probably missed this but. At the end of Hazbin Hotel Season 2 Episode 6, if you squint really, really, reaaaalllly hard AND if you’re delusional enough, you can ALMOST see the inklings of potential for some PLATONIC Appledust bonding coming into play at some point down the line. Just like. If you REAAALLLY try to look you know? It is there. You just gotta tilt your head a little! Or. Maybe do a handstand? Here this might help u just gotta REALLLLY look 🔎🔎

(Actual spoilers under the break)

No seriously. I mean. Angel Dust is there being hypnotized. Lucifer is GOING THERE to be tricked. What exactly is going to happen we don’t know. But they are potentially going to both be in the same place-ish at the same time, or at least wrapped up in the same situation. And contributing unwillingly to the same plan.

So. You know. Maybe they can trauma bond! Assuming they both make it out alive which I know they will because I say so.

I just really want them to be friends, I’m sorry.

[gambitsalad]

Sometimes I think I’ve let go of my Ninjago phase. I am mature; I am intelligent; I am better.

Then I find myself sitting in front of the TV again watching the latest episodes while offering live commentary to the grand audience that is my invisible camera man, or I reference quotes to confused (but nonetheless entertained) strangers like they were made by someone profound, and I realize that one does not simply “let go” of a Ninjago phase.

[justaz]

bigbrainbigbrainbigbrainbigbrain

Its probably been said but imma say it again bc it just came to me like a vision from god

Percy with unruly hair that curls around his ears and brushes against his neck that his mom always says he should cut but annabeth runs his hands through it while he naps so he leaves it

Then Hera puts him to sleep for 6-8 months depending on whatever timeline you want to follow and lets be generous bc of like demigod reasons idk and say percy’s hair grows an inch a month. then his hair grows 6-7 inches while he’s sleeping then he trains with lupa and heads to camp jupiter and then goes on a quest to alaska and then he has to travel to rome on the argo ii and he just doesn’t have time to cut it

Anyways percy jackson with hair that reaches his back like moistcritical/charlie thank you and goodnight

(I got a thirst edit of him and that’s how I wound up here because of the fucking pool clip and immediately thought of percy jackson bc the brainrot is ruining me)

[7almoni]

I just want you to love yourself;

See how wonderful you are

I see it

I truly do

And then

And then

And then love me

And then we can love each other

And ourselves

We can be in love

Be love

Healthily

Fully

Beautifully

I didn’t think you were a monster

…. Until …

Until….

… until

I realized that you were aware that you were hurting me… and you continued to do it anyways.

My pain meant nothing.

My feelings meant nothing.

I meant nothing.

Over and over and over again

Monsters are monsters because they don’t care.

I thought… well surely you must care about something? You’re a person like the rest of us.

Yeah… you cared about things…

I just wasn’t one of them.

Monster.

A disregard for life.

My life.

Stupid.

Still hopeful for said monster.