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[gelicide]

[cashewally-sarcastic]

🌻

For the past two days I've had the constant thought that Achilles and As(s)ivus are both three syllables

[thatbeluga]

[Muffled French and English in the background. CLASSIC FRENCHWOMAN chants “Ouai Ouai! Ouai!” White board prominently displaying “Soirée Au Revoir” surrounded by doodles is revealed as part of hand drops out of the frame.]

SLEEPY CAMERAMAN: That’s not- (attempts a lens-cover in camera transition and briefly blocks the lens with his hand)

[tries again, smacking the mic in the process. As he uncovers the lens LOUD AMERICAN says-

LOUD AMERICAN: Oh look it’s the dick with three balls (in reference to a badly drawn thumbs up on the board)

SLEEPY CAMERAMAN: (pans to face LOUD AMERICAN, she is laughing, but he is also laughing) I was filming

(Simultaneously, DISTRESSED FRENCHMAN says very Frenchly-

DISTRESSED FRENCHMAN: That is not a dick (He is immediately interrupted by LOUD AMERICAN)

LOUD AMERICAN: Bite (note: LOUD AMERICAN is using the French word “bite” meaning “dick” and not the English verb “bite”)

DISTRESSED FRENCHMAN: (losing faith in America) No-

LOUD AMERICAN: (interrupting Americanly) Bite.

DISTRESSED AMERICAN: (losing the will to live) -no that’s not

[SLEEPY CAMERAMAN zooms in on the dick with three balls.]

END SCENE

[mourningroutine]

drinking ungodly amounts of coffee sounds like a GREAT idea until its like 3 am and i can't sleep bc my ox eye and tea is going WILD

[bearsunlimited]

me looking thru the positivity tag:

[scoutdolphin]

Hhhh

[princekraehe-moved]

myy closesst irl friennd didntt talk to mee all dayyyyy

[mwagneto]

i tried to pull my blanket up but ended up socking myself in the jaw i don't know how i managed to live this long