#i'm libra

[sprnklersplashes]

The Signs as Iconic Class Lines

Aries: All right, Frodo, let's go jump in a volcano.

Tarus: Do you often see your parents after sex?

Gemini: I know about the brain frying, that's why I have this look on my face.

Cancer: You are being a real Susan.

Leo: Oh it's just Quill, who cares if she kissed a robot?

Virgo: Leave us! We are decorating!

Libra: Alien invasion or teen angst?

Scorpio: Maths and alcoholic beverages, best way to spend a morning.

Sagittarius: Narnia, is that in Canada?

Capricorn: Holy mother of Kanye.

Aquarius: Have you seen what this species puts online? So much genitalia.

Pisces: Giraffes have long necks, I am perfectly normally proportioned.

[infiniitywars-blog]

The Signs || DCCU

aries: captain boomerang

taurus: superman

gemini: enchantress

cancer: the joker

leo: amanda waller

virgo: wonder woman

libra: harley quinn

scorpio: batman

sagittarius: deadshot

capricorn: el diablo

aquarius: killer croc

pisces: katana

[arr-jim-lad]

i have never read a single zodiac that could pin me right.

well, except this one. 

[dumbfuck-supreme]

the signs as condiments

Aries: Nasty expired mustard

Taurus: Skim milk

Gemini: Tartar sauce

Cancer: Peanut butter

Leo: Tuna juice

Virgo: Pure and wonderful ketchup

Libra: Cinnamon

Scorpio: Obscure organic mayonaisse

Sagittarius: Dog sweat

Capricorn: BBQ sauce

Aquarius: Sriracha

Pisces: Thousand Island dressing

[horsyunicorn]

I find it frankly disgusting that I must visit virginmobile.com in order to check my phonebill

[katalystrose]

I feel guilty when I ship Karezi because I love Katnep so much. I feel like I'm stealing Karkat away from Nepeta. I feel like Nepeta on the inside and Terezi on the outside so it's like I'm stealing from myself.

[homestucktrollsanswer]

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