אני לא

Why are you here

[tagurself]

what the fuck did I just watch

[alcoholicanarchist]

this is what having psychosis is like

[ghost-oakes-deactivated20181221]

This is what having a manic episode feels like

[pikipek-archive]

this is also what happens when you forgot if you took your adderall and take a second one

[amazingspidey16]

[eroscestlavie]

okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg

[kemonos]

that isnt cosplay this is real movie footage

[wolfgangreborn]

How does this even happen

[nooniebaddass-deactivated201804]

Platonic Kisses Are Important

[wolfgangreborn]

Platonic? We had sex later that same day.

[duragdaddy]

[kuhree]

CLASSIC

[orcinuses]

funky town

[krawdad]

This is like a weird nightmare

Too silly to be scary, really

But still vaguely unsettling

[memewhore]

[lostboy-life]

hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness

[lostboy-life]

i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed

[heterokatedison]

why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho

[unclefather]

[largishcat]

me as a writer: obsessed with being original, constantly worried that ill copy another artist by accident, i can’t use that phrase i saw someone use it on may 12th, 2014 and

me as a reader: happily reads 2349460283 different versions of the exact same plot

[skybloodfox]

Oh my god it’s true

[pronker]

Truer post does not exist.

[crappytoilet]

me

[thorodinson]

Team Thor (2016) Written & directed by Taika Waititi

[fatfatties]

Chicken Tikka Masala

[bukbot]

IF УФЦ TЧPЗ IИ FДКЭ CУЯILLIC, IT IS LIКЗ HДVIЙG Д PФLЧДLPHДЬЭTIC CУPHЗЯ THДT MДCHIИЭS CДЙИФT ЦЙDЗЯSTДИD, ЪЦT БЯДIЙS CДИ

IT IS.

[saxophonechihuahua]

bukbot understands

[bukbot]

April 15th at 5:00pm.

[thyrell]

i think bukbot just told you the date and time of your death

[binart]

!!! Could you post some pictures of your cats?

YES!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR ASKING!!! I HAVE HUNDREDS OF PICTURES!!!! HERE ARE SOME OF MY RECENT FAVOURITES!!!!!

JIMOTHY

CARLAND A.K.A CARL A.K.A MR. SNUGGLES!! 

snoozy boys..

pbbth blep 

OH AND

a classic carl

[arahir]

i’m reading a very manly 1950s account of a hunt for el dorado but i’m thirty pages in and the narrator has already described his traveling companion as “handsome” 4 times, “extremely handsome” twice, “exceedingly handsome” once, his voice as “quietly husky” and “a husky whisper,” his fingers as long and deft, his body as “tall and cat-like,” and his eyes as some variation of ice-blue at least three times.

just men being dudes. dudes being pals. it’s great. this is great.

[arahir]

“Ever since he had aimed that gun at my throat, I had liked him immensely. And now I liked him even better.”

oh my god

[arahir]

“I awoke when a beam of light fell across my eyes. Jorge had come into my room carrying a lighted candle.

‘I’m going with you,’ he said quietly.

‘I can’t pay you.’

He smiled. ‘I thought I was a partner?’”

OH MY GOD

[hashtagloveloses]

according to apparently every adaptation of a search of el dorado, i think we can conclude that maybe the real el dorado was the homosexuality we found along the way

[waffilicious]

#i’m adopting this as a term for someone working to understand their sexual orientation #‘oh megan dated dudes exclusively in college but these days i hear she’s on the road to el dorado' ( @buetterfliege )

[dareargentum]

From now on, every person figuring out their sexuality is on the road to el dorado

[classicantics-deactivated201712]

the real treasure was the gay we found along the way

[mcavoy]

This tweet just slayed the free fuckin world

[bluemurderbunny]

when you’re listening to really fast music that pumps you up but you’re not doing anything particularly exciting so you just sit there super energetically