#iamarealist

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Optimist: I love you, we'll be together forever.

Realist: I love you, but I can't promise we'll be together forever.

Pessimist: I love you, but there's no way we'll be together forever.

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Tagged by lovely Alice!

Rule 1: Post the rules. Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make eleven new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4: Let them know they’ve been tagged!

Last book you read? .reread Neil Gaiman's Stardust last month.

Which story would you want to visit if you had the ability to jump into books? .I don't know. I have a feeling that I'd just screw everything up. Or die. Probably both.

Would you follow the White Rabbit? .Of course. Who wouldn't?

What is your favourite Disney film? .There's no favorite. There's a whole bunch of them. Trust me, I tried very hard but I just can't pick even a top three.*

Who of all the Disney Princesses do you relate the most too? .Pocahontas or Ariel. (I was also totally in love with Robin Hood, Peter Pan, and Aladdin, though no one asked.)

What is your favourite dish to cook? .to cook? Salmon, because it's delicious and easy as hell.

If you could eat only one food all day every day, what would it be? .CHEESECAKE no wait i'd probably end up puking.

Wat is the meaning behind your url? .ah oh um. it's a movie quote. From Elizabethtown. There's this character who's telling how she's a "substitute person" and how she likes that, because that way she can be herself, even if it means no one really cares about her. I actually wanted the URL to be a clearer reference to that, but you work with what you've got. You should all see the movie. It's not a big Oscar winner type of movie, but I sure like it.

So, the actual quote goes: “I’ve been the substitute person my whole life. I’m not an Ellen. I never wanted to be an Ellen. And I’m not a Cindy, either. I like being alone too much. I mean, I’m with a guy who is married to his academic career. I rarely see him and I’m the substitute person there.”

(Ellen, in this case, is an ex-co-worker of the guy she's speaking to. the guy had a crush on Ellen. Cindy is a, um, life-loving girl who's getting married in the movie.)

Captain Jack or Will Turner? .after years long inner battle, i must say Will Turner.

Darren Criss or Chris Colfer? .NO YOU AWFUL SHIT you can't make me choose! No. Well, maybe Darren then. Just because Chris has more fans and Darren needs more love.

Hugs or Kisses? .kisses are more special

*Robin Hood, Pocahontas, Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan, Notre Dame, Lion King, Mulan (as well as Anastasia and Swan Princess, but that wasn't the question). See, how I might have problem with this?

annnnd I totally don't have 11 people whom to tag for this but to anyone who sees this and wants to indulge me by answering:

1. List ALL your current fandoms. 2. Where do you feel most at home? 3. Assuming winter is cold and snowy in where you live, what would you like to do on an ideal winter day? 4. Do you eat vitamins? 5. What was the last thing you bought? 6. Your dearest stuffed animal? 7. Do you have a job? 8. How many people do you communicate with on the Facebook chat? 9. Do you paint your nails? 10. Name three movies you'd either wanna watch or want everyone to see. 11. Does anyone in real life know about your Tumblr?