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What's the sexuality of all of your blorbos?

Oh boy, this was fun! Mmm look at all those blorbo tags

Tim Shepard - asexual, demisexual and/or reciprosexual (not aromantic but incapable of experiencing any form of deep emotional relationship due to ASPD)

Dallas Winston - pansexual

Angela Shepard - bisexual

Curly Shepard - straight

Mark Jennings - aromantic straight (ASPD)

Spot Conlon - gay

Jack Kelly - bisexual

N - aromantic and asexual, very interested by the concept and enthusiastic about elliciting reactions but doesn't like to be touched that way himself (unrelated but headcanoned as intersex, PAIS)

Cynthia - aromantic and pansexual

Weasel/Jack Hammer - straight (occasionally written with ASPD)

Technoblade - aromantic and asexual

Scourge - asexual and gay

JayFeather - sex repulsed asexual

YellowFang - straight

Arthur Morgan - pansexual

Charles Smith - pansexual

Javier Escuella - straight, but bendy in some situations

Sadie Adler - pansexual

Ian Malcom - bisexual

Henry Wu - bisexual

Thomas Shelby - straight

Polly Shelby - straight

Jaskier de Lettenhove - pansexual

Gwaine - pansexual

Merlin - gay

Zuko - asexual

June - bisexual

Azula - aromantic, lesbian (occasionally written with ASPD)

Dagur the Deranged - whatever the fuck he feels like being in the moment

Sans - undefined, asexual because he's literally a skeleton

Newt S - gay

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What's the difference between your bi blorbos or your pan blorbos?

The pan characters are mostly like Dallas, who wouldn't ask or care about the gender of whoever he's in to. (Jaskier in particular is very interested in all genders and presentations for different reasons)

Jack Kelly is bi because he would ask, and if his partner was nonbinary he'd constantly default to whatever binary gender they are closest to, not out of spite but because he doesn't understand

Ian Malcolm is bi because he will spend several hours debating possibility of gender outside binary and completely derail the whole situation trying to prove himself correct or understand how he is wrong

Henry Wu is bi and will be really passive aggressive about other genders

June is bi cause she feels like other genders are just people who don't quite have their life together and she just doesn't have the energy for that

Angela is bi cause she likes either hyper feminine bodies or hyper masculine bodies and isn't super into androgynous but she's pretty cool about it (and Ponyboy, who's more in the middle but Ponyboy is the exception for both Angela and Curly)

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my hittttaaaa • [september 30, 2014]