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Fucking having kidney stone like pain rn from you guessed it, constipation.

Mom's like "do you need to go to the hospital??"

And it's like how many times am I gonna go to the er with extreme abdominal pain and them be like "bitch you're full of shit. Literally." Like it's been what, four times??

One time they had done an x-ray and it came back that I was FULL FULL of shit. Like all the way backed up. It was insane.

Anyway I'm fucking dying over here and we're fighting for the toilet bc mom's also having stomach issues today so it's a battle of the IBSes and one bathroom 😢

#marquilla #okay the op of the simulated long walk that designated me the pooper was right. ill admit it sgdgdbdggdgd #ibs e #i thought i was gonna fucking die oh my god i thought i was gonna rip myself a new asshole #i was like well if it IS a kidney stone then why am i peeing fine?? its just THAT bad of an ibs episode

I can't tell if I got food poisoning from the salad I just ate (I think it was the cheese, but could be both), or if these sharp cramps are just... things moving down the pipe. Either way I'm in hell 😭

#marquilla #it's huuuuuuuuurrrts #i aint ready for when it reaches the exit 🤐#ibs e

Absolutely hate when you have to go poop but you're on a time limit bc you're going out. It's like can we either hurry this up or save it for later man?? Like pick one!

#stop dillydallying i gotta LEAVE #marquilla #ibs e #aughhhhh #its the worst when it happens before work like COME ON MAN I dont wanna use my ppto bc i had to shit sgdggddbbd #i mean now it's bc im going to the movies but like STILL

Can my body fucking act normal for FIVE MINUTES?!

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My stomach just made the most disturbing noise shdhdhhdhd like the kill bill sirens are going and I have a bad feeling ab this 😬

#marquilla #my stomach: don't worry about it! Haha it's fine! 🥰🔪#it did it again 😭 im really scared now ahshdhdh #ibs e

Okay why the hell am I still having stomach issues today?? 😭 leave me alone body!!

#marquilla #ibs e #im dying here man #i was trying to eat my lunch/dinner and my stomach was like 😏 time for 2.#like fucker let me eat! i barely ate all fucking day!! im tired!!#it's most likely how much corn ive had this week... and wheat... and cheese...#but come on

Okay this is getting ridiculous... can my body please go back to being constipated now?? 😩

#marquilla #ibs e #ive been in here for half an hour and im still going! send help lmao #and this is the 3rd time!! bitch pinch it off and let's GO #my body: well how about you stop making time sensitive plans. oh wait you're free rn!#like fucker i have a headache and i want to go shower so i can FINALLY lay down!! YOU hurry up

Tmi

I don't wanna poop anymore 😰

#marquilla #ibs e #<- tag to block my shit talk lol #oh man shit talk would have been a funnier tag sgegsgs but im commited to ibs e

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