Apr 8, 2018
I kill 15 people, nothing, I kill 1 horse, I'm a monster. Cool.
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I kill 15 people, nothing, I kill 1 horse, I'm a monster. Cool.
"Ethics say no, but my incomplete skeleton in the closet says yes."
"Oh wow, are the noodles safe? I sure hope they're safe! I'm so concerned about the noodles, y'all!"
-a player, about to get tackled by 5 people, all of which are the rest of the party
Narrator: She didn't stab you, she threatened to stab you!
Player: It's the thought that counts!
Narrator: NO IT'S NOT!
Player: You're a bandit, why would we listen to you?
Bandit: Well first of all, that's racist.
Seeker: Bring it!
NPC: [nearly kills seeker]
Seeker: Oh fuck he brought it
"I'm just completely absorbed by my hated for ferrero rocher."