#ick warning

[damnabledimples]

Lady boob problems

My right boob is a very effective fertility indicator.

It tends to release a brownish discharge every month, around the time I'm ovulating.

I check it against my period tracker app whenever I have a discharge situation and it always matches up, plus/minus a couple of days.

It'd be useful IF I were looking to get pregnant. Unfortunately, it just makes irritating stains on my houseclothes, and occasionally my bedsheets.

If I'm out of spoons when that happens, I just let it become a permanent stain. Who cares.

[roskapanda]

As if I didn’t hate tampons enough already... remind me to never, ever try to change brands again.

...fuckin OB, quadriples its size... fuckin almost broke the string from having to pull that damn thing so hard!

[kishinofmadness]

I'm so effing proud of myself right now.

//So, for my next D&D session, my PC's are gonna...

To make it even better, this is a magic chest, so it's gonna be full of all kinds of weird and border-illogical traps from the old magics in the wood. At the end of it all, they're going to face a super-gross giant worm that's been feeding on the magic, and then have to make a run for the exit when they notice they're quickly starting to grow back to normal.

Should be an ick-tastic dungeon full of what-the-fuck. I am excite.