Jun 22
taliesin: i'm gonna take a running leap to get closer to the carriage. i'm gonna jump off the balcony.
brennan: you're going to dive out the window.
taliesin: oh, i don't want a witness left. she's gotta die.
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taliesin: i'm gonna take a running leap to get closer to the carriage. i'm gonna jump off the balcony.
brennan: you're going to dive out the window.
taliesin: oh, i don't want a witness left. she's gotta die.
Say what you want about Carrie brownstein. But she can. Do the thing with her legs bent and guitar really high in the air. And play it…. Liberals….
applied for a mod position but forgot I had messages in the discord critiquing AF back when the chat was exploding in drama over the staff not being paid lmao my ass is Not getting in
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Today I texted my girlfriend that I would be late to our date because I got caught up with work and I immediately felt like a big city woman in a Hallmark movie.
Like, the obvious next step is that my girlfriend will leave me due to my focusing on work too much, so I'll go back to my hometown for Christmas, and there will be a snowstorm that will knock out the wifi in my home so I can't work, so I take my laptop to the local coffee shop/bakery and there's a beautiful woman at the register that makes me the most delectable Christmas drink and a pastry for free, so I show up the next day and get her number and we have the most beautiful Christmas romance, and I decide to move back to my hometown to help her run her coffee shop/bakery (which was going to be foreclosed on by Christmas Day but my Marketing (that's my job) savvy saved it). And my (now ex) girlfriend will come to my hometown as a surprise with an apology, but she'll see that I'm happy with someone that accepts my career but balances it out. My (now ex) gf will probably kiss me, which my Christmas gf will see and that will lead to a tragic miscommunication and I'll almost lose my Christmas gf, but we'll make up and kiss next to the huge town Christmas tree as it starts to snow. So it'll be fine.
rewatching the lana del rey music video where asap rocky is her man and also he’s JFK and gets fucking shot and dies 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭