#idiotposting

[lepus-ad-astra]

"What were you doing at the devil's sacrament?" erm.... sucking her fat cock????

[alliekills]

yeah well hemingway didn’t write posts that made girls finger themselves. also he’s dead so i win

[handedsanitiser]

yet another position Astartes could do no problem whereas baselines in their stead may struggle quite a bit :

I call it prone 69. I don't know how to explain it the best way so I just made a lazy sketch for visualization :

The size difference is being dealt with, the baseline doesn't really need to to anything except take the Astartes rocking their whole body to lick and suck more of them which has the side effect of baseline being pushed onto his dick.

The position is likely very very intense and baseline will most likely feel like they've been having a threesome once he's done with them. Perfect for more feral/primal behavior whilst not running that much of a risk of bruising their insides.

Can also be done when Astartes cock is not in baselines mouth but rather they're running their lips down the length with the limited range. The advantage: they can moan and grunt and whine and plead freely, on his cock while he's giving them head.

[foobars-cool-car]

guess what i’m doing instead of dynamics!!!! (credit to @groovygrub love ur work btw)

[skydaemon]

nastasya filippovna woman of all time. she’s insane. she’s a hussy. she’s doomed by the narrative. she’s a serial runaway bride. she’s cruel. she just wants to be loved. she would go to siberia to make sure her abuser receives justice. she can’t forgive the man she loves for loving her. she set 100,000 rubles on fire. she wrote another woman love letters. she compared herself to the pope. she’s the most beautiful woman in russia and everyone is terrified of her. she is the answer to the question “what if helen of troy was batshit insane and wanted to make men suffer?”.

[coldswarkids]

C hates his photo taken and always has, so I guess his mom doesn’t have any nice pics of him as an adult or even a teenager. now any time I take a nice picture of him, I send them to her and she is so precious she is like “my handsome smiley boy is all grown up!!! you don’t know how much nice photos of him mean to me! I’ve never seen him so happy!” it’s my favorite hobby

[rookinthecrownest]

I just realized i tagged my wip Wednesday as Thursday and its Tuesday.

[monamouse]

maybe im an evil person but i cant stand the idea of my friends having friends they like more than me because im JEALOUS and i need therapy and im the worst ever