#if au

[allyheart707]

doobles

[spideyladman]

Currently thinking about posting IF AUs on here, which do y'all want to hear or see of? <:3€

AUs descriptions underneath the line and are all ordered in the timespan I have created, like the oldest is first and the youngest is last lol- (Images will be connected to the AUs too!!! Send me an ask of what y'all wanna see!!!!! >:3)

1. Cracked AU

AU where both Calvin and Bee have been dealing with hallucinations from their mum's passing. They go to therapy (Bee goes to a normal one while Calvin goes to the Sunny's), and long story short, Bee punched somebody in the face, and Calvin and Sunny are now missing. Cut to the present day, and now Bee sees cracked Calvin and tries to uncover who he is while trying to help the IFs to get to other people, while also discovering that kids also need their IFs. Also, Cosmo is more mellow because Sunny was his friend, and they had a falling out. Also, when you think of Calvin, think of Land of Lustreous body horror. Yeap-

2. Who Framed Art Teacher? AU

Basically Who Framed Roger Rabbit? movie but with IFs in each place. Cosmo is the detective, Pearl ( @art-tea-chill 's OC!!!) is his friend (maybe more? >:3€), Art Teacher is in Roger Rabbit's place except he starts out more trying to calm down before dealing with the investigation and immediately goes loco and nervous, and Calvin is in Jessica's place except instead of a suave singer he's more of a comedic more or less suave comedian who Cosmo just, hates. He hates him but tries to still try to get his story, even if he tries all of his best not to hate him a lot.

Also there is a certain OC planted in this AU as well as a certain secret that Cosmo and Pearl are hiding about themselves >:}€

3. Swapped Imagination AU

Basically a swap between Calvin and Blossom's style, where Calvin is the humanoid butterfly IF and Blossom is the human-like IF, and Cosmo accidentally breaks his wings while Blossom is way taller than both of them combined now-

4. IB IF AU

Y'all know that game which is called IB? Welp, now it's Bee in place of IB, Calvin in place of the twink, and Cosmo in place of the blonde girl. All of them go through obstacles within the art gallery that will try to guide them into insanity, and they must escape before it is too late.

5. Monster High IF AU

AU where Bee comes back to life thanks to her father and finds a building filled with monsters that hide from the public. It's not a high school it's more like a place where the monsters hide in lol- But anyways, she'll have to deal with normies, monsters, and certain dramas and secrets that she'll have to uncover. What is Blossom hiding? And who is this Calvin? Why does he look... familiar? What is he hiding too?

6. FNAF IF AU

Calvin is the Mimic and Blue fucking jumps Bee and Calvin's mum's head off which leads to the pizzeria closing, which makes Calvin resent him because now he's far away from figuring out who he is now! After being in this animatronic body for what feels like ages, he's losing memories and what might be his former self. Years later, Bee tries to look throigh the pizzeria when her dad becomes the nightguard, and tries figuring out why so many people have died there, and why her art teacher suddenly became more aggressive, and sometimes even numb to the pain after just working there for a few nights.

7. Crime Scene Cleaner AU

Based off the actual video game called Crime Scene Cleaner!!! Calvin is now a crime scene cleaner for the mafia and he does this to pay for his father's heart surgery, and while the days go by, and the tasks grow bigger and bigger, he starts becoming numb to it all? But he's not going to lose himself into the deep end, right? ...Right?

8. Dead Or Not?: Disco Elysium IF AU

(The very first image of this post is of this AU!!!)

Art Teacher is in place of Harry (and his name is now Arthur!!! <333€) and is somebody dealing with amnesia, and his partner in a new case is Calvin, in place of Kim. Both deal with shenanigans and the case which will determine who they are now. They also encounter Bee along the way, and Arthur starts trying to discover his own and Calvin's past. Also Sunny is included as an assigned therapist for Arthur, and will be very important to him later on in the story...

This AU is loosely based off the game, I just wanna turn them into shrimp lmao-

[mikey21owlhouse]

[nanomaquiko]

If Sabito, Makomo and Kanae live AU

Idea I had for a very long time now that I need to get it out of my system because I'll definitively never finish to write that fic. This is my own take on “what if Sabito, Makomo and Kanae had survived” AU uwu

About Makomo

She’s the first of the fox children to survive the Final Selection since a long time, so Urokodaki is very relieved and happy when she comes back. Thanks to her speed and agility, she managed to escape the Hand Demon, though unknowingly because she didn’t encounter him during her Selection in this AU.

She’s the current Water Pillar. She generally doesn’t participate during Pillar meetings and only listens attentively, even if it doesn’t seem so.

She keeps contact with Urokodaki, but she’s not one to write a lot, so she usually plops at his place unannounced whenever she feels like it. Urokodaki doesn’t mind at all (he has become way less strict with her since she became a Pillar, and now tends to spoil her a lot, just like a granddaughter).

Always manages to push all her paperwork onto Sabito.

When not doing missions, she likes taking naps in her estate, daydreaming while watching the sky and making flower crowns. If she feels like it, she will also train with Sabito and Giyuu, although that’s very rare. She’s a very good instructor though.

She really gets along with Muichirou, although he doesn’t seem to notice. She generally goes along with him when he’s watching clouds.

She gets along well with Kanae (she’s very gentle, so it’s easy to talk with her), Himejima (his wisdom reminds her of Urokodaki), and Sanemi (he knows her worth in battle and respects that a lot).

She usually ignores Uzui and Rengoku because they’re too loud. She finds tiring talking with Mitsuri because of her excitement, so at some point she’ll leave the rest of the conversation to either Sabito or Giyuu, though she does think Mitsuri is a nice person.

Obanai doesn’t like her, so she’ll either ignore him or annoy him.

She’s usually very quiet, but when she’s angry she can be terrifying. Sabito and Giyuu are very scared of her whenever she gets angry.

She’s not worried at all by Giyuu’s dumbness, on the contrary, she finds it quite funny.

She likes to spoil her juniors, though she can also be strict. The only one who gets endlessly spoiled is Nezuko.

About Sabito

This time, he survives his Final Selection. He did encounter the Hand Demon, but realised he was too strong to beat him and so he decided to escape with Giyuu, managing to survive.

He’s Makomo’s Tsuguko and rank Kinoe (Highest rank before Pillar). Since she’s his superior and older sister disciple, he respects her a lot. He still gets annoyed at her antics, and he can disagree with her and voice his opinions when he deems it necessary. She’ll either take his opinion into consideration (when it comes to hunting demons) or she’ll ignore him altogether (when it comes to her habits outside battle/mission).

He keeps contact with Urokodaki and writes to him a lot. He’ll usually tell him about Makomo and Giyuu since they don’t write as much as him. If he accompanies Makomo to visit Urokodaki, he’ll send him a letter in advance. He rarely visits because he’s busy with missions (and taking care of Makomo’s paperwork).

Sometimes Giyuu is so naive and dumb that Sabito just wants to punch him (and he does).

Even though he is Makomo’s Tsuguko, he’s actually considering giving his place to Giyuu, as he thinks he’s more talented since he created the 11th movement. Giyuu doesn’t want to hear about it and although Makomo doesn’t really care either way, she does agree with Sabito.

He respects all the Pillars, even if they can be annoying (he’ll only complain to Makomo and Giyuu because he doesn’t want to give a bad example to younger slayers).

Surprisingly, he really gets along with Sanemi. They enjoy a good sparring session from time to time (Sanemi still thinks Giyuu is annoying, but at least he tolerates his presence better). He also gets along with Rengoku, even though he thinks it can be difficult at times to hold a proper conversation with him.

He respects a lot Kanae (more so because she might possibly become his sister-in-law), Himejima (since he’s the strongest Pillar and the one who served as one the longest) and Muichirou (despite his personality, it’s good to have him as an ally during battle).

He can bear with Uzui as long as he gets the job done. Otherwise, he finds him a bit excessive.

He learnt to have conversations with Mitsuri with the minimum of awkwardness thanks to Makomo.

Doesn’t like Obanai at all, so he’s inwardly very satisfied when Makomo shuts him up and makes the Pillar lose his cool.

When not in mission, he usually trains a lot, either alone or with Giyuu (or anybody else available).

Zenitsu and Inosuke will usually try to avoid him because he’ll try to discipline them.

About Kanae

She survives her battle against Douma, but she spends months in convalescence. She’s still the Flower Pillar, but now she rarely takes missions and she mostly stays at the Butterfly Estate as head doctor. Shinobu is still her Tsuguko.

She’s expected to retire soon since her battle against Douma debilitated her a lot, but she doesn’t want to do it yet because she doesn’t want Shinobu to bear all the burden of being a Pillar, even though she’s already taking care of most of her responsibilities.

She gets along with all her fellow Pillars, even the most difficult ones.

She also gets along with Sabito and Giyuu. She addresses both of them as “-kun”, and addresses Makomo as “-san”.

She really gets along with Sanemi.

Once she learns Tanjirou’s objective and motivations, she doesn’t doubt to step in to defend him and Nezuko during the trial. She’s convinced he can carry her wish to fulfilment, and she’s later proven right.

After making sure Nezuko is not dangerous, she becomes very attached to her and spends a lot of time with her whenever the siblings are recovering in the Butterfly Estate. Nezuko sees her like a mother figure and likes her very much.

She thinks Giyuu and Shinobu are a very good match. She doesn’t seem worried by Giyuu’s dumbness.

Like her sister, she’s very knowledgable in the field of making medicine and she’s the one who teaches the younger helpers, though Shinobu’s poison expertise is still more advanced than hers.

When Oyakata-sama proposed to the sisters to collaborate with Tamayo to bring down Muzan, Kanae literally jumped on the opportunity, partly because she could befriend another demon sharing their same goal and partly because it could also mean the end of their war against demons. She really appreciates Tamayo, and also wants to get along with Yushirou. He only bears with her because she’s nice towards Tamayo.

She doesn’t participate in the Infinity Fortress battle, and stays behind protecting the new young master. She’s extremely relieved when the crow announces that Shinobu, Kanao and Inosuke managed to beat Douma, and that the three of them survived.

About GiyuShino!

In this AU, their both rank Kinoe. They’re usually sent on missions together because they work very well as a team. They trust a lot on each other.

Since they didn’t experience the trauma of losing their best friend/sibling in tragic circumstances, they retain their previous personalities. Shinobu has learned to control her anger, but she’ll still explode if provoked. Giyuu is just as awkward as always, but at least he’s not depressed. Neither of them are driven by suicidal intentions.

Giyuu has the strange ability to make Shinobu mad no matter what, although they actually care about each other. They enjoy each other’s presence and like spending time together, even outside of missions. They have feelings for each other, but they’re both blind to it, and when asked, they always deny it.

Btw, Kanae and Sabito want them to confess already. Kanao is convinced they’ll marry, while Aoi is just waiting for the formal announcements. Makomo just watches from behind, very amused.

They met for the first time when both Giyuu and Sabito got badly injured after a mission and where sent to the Butterfly Estate for recovery. Giyuu’s injuries were more serious than Sabito’s, so he spent more time there and he had to bear longer short-tempered Shinobu fussing around him. Sabito still teases Giyuu whenever he gets scolded by Shinobu about how an airhead he is for getting such injuries.

It’s still them who are sent to Natagumo mountain, and it’s still Giyuu who protects the Kamado siblings from Shinobu. Except this time, Shinobu explodes. She genuinely tries to harm Giyuu and says very hurtful things to him, as she doesn’t understand why he would protect a demon and is very mad about it. She feels betrayed and starts thinking he may not trust her as much as she believed before. Only the crow with Oyakata-sama’s order stops her from poisoning him to the other world. Even after everything is explained during the trial and Nezuko is accepted into the Corps, their relationship remains damaged for quite some time. Thankfully, Tanjirou steps in in time (though not totally aware), and helps them to explain things and make amends.

They train together during the Pillar training, and (also with Tanjirou’s help) they slowly realise their feelings for each other, though with the final battle coming soon, they’re not sure about confessing just yet. In the end, they don’t confess: instead, they make a promise that they will both survive Muzan’s defeat. Shinobu half-threatens him with going to fetch him back directly from the afterlife if he ever dares to die, to which Giyuu smiles genuinely.

They don’t see each other until the final stage of the battle, and they’re very relieved to see each other alive.

They later recover at the Butterfly estate, though it’s clear to everybody that they’re spending even more time together and at this point they don’t even try to deny it anymore. They eventually confess at some point. Kanae and Sabito, who had been waiting this FOR YEARS, suddenly appear cheering loudly (they were eavesdropping of course) and by lunchtime, everybody knows about it. Giyuu and Shinobu blushed so hardly it lasted for the rest of the day.

More notes!

In this AU, it’s still Giyuu who saves the Kamado siblings, but this time, he immediately tells Sabito and Makomo what he did. Sabito is ready to beat the crap out of him (he’s angry, but also very worried about him), but Makomo decides to wait and see. During Tanjirou’s trial, Makomo too vows that she and Sabito will also commit suicide if Nezuko ever eats a human.

Obanai can’t stand ANY of the Water Squad. Sabito and Giyuu usually say nothing since he’s a Pillar, but Makomo will take the chance to annoy him, especially if he insults her sibling disciples. (idk, I find it very funny to imagine her as someone utterly irreverent towards the people she might not like xD).

The fox siblings like to spoil the Kamado siblings a lot and in their own ways, and by extension, the Kamaboko squad too.

The Water Estate usually houses 3 people, sometimes Tanjirou and Nezuko too (and sometimes Zenitsu and Inosuke crash in too).

Sometimes Makomo will force her brother disciples to wear her flower crowns. Giyuu doesn’t mind at all, while Sabito doesn’t want anyone besides Makomo and Giyuu (and later Tanjirou and Nezuko too) to see him with a flower crown. It’s Nezuko’s favourite activity with them.

Also, they all survive the Infinity Fortress battle! :D Giyuu still loses an arm and it takes many drips to save Shinobu from dying from blood loss, but at least they got the opportunity to live together :)

And I think I’m leaving it here. If I have more ideas in the future, I’ll add them. But this notes are so extensive already, I’m kind of afraid to imagine how long that fic would have been xD

[vroomian]

infinity train/my ocs lol

jeong: 212. problem: gives up to despair too quickly. actually pretty good about like self reflection, has common sense. off the train in a week. companion is def a talking staff of some sort. (runs into the baby apex maybe?) 

kiba: 459. problem: crippling shyness maybe, or low self worth. resistant at first, but willing to go along with it after realizing he can’t escape. not giving him a companion seems weirdly mean in this au, so he gets a foghorn type thing that draws attention to both of them constantly. 

hana: 43670. problem: gotta relearn how to be a person, that like, feels shit lol. takes years to get off the train, but manages in the end. companion: a creature in her shadow she can’t harm or get away from. 

yrz: 1000. problem: unwilling to open up to anyone. honestly he has a lower number than hana but he’d definitely take way longer to get off the train. he’s probably not trying very hard because the train is a fascinating place. he might just stay forever by choice! companion: swarm of incredibly fragile bubble creatures.  

masa: puts the infinity in infinity train. problems: so many. he’s never getting off, but that’s because he literally can’t. was amused by this until he realized that ue hadn’t followed him to the train -- then he just got pissed off. he does so much damage to the train that one-one is forced to send him back lol. companion: not ue, so masa kills them immediately. 

[inconsistent-functionality]

[Pilot]

“Everything is fine! Just… go down the hall, my assistant will be waiting for you!”

Why were they all here?

Spark, Hard and Snake all stood around outside the building. What building? They had no idea. None of them had been here before. And why all of them?

“I’m here for information on a job. There’s a site that someone needs leveled… somewhere.” Hard finally spoke, breaking the silence.

“I’m with him.” Snake responded. “Though, why are you here?”

“Someone needs to help maintain power while they fix the backup generator, that’s what Dr. Light said! Or… at least I think it was him…” Spark replied. He was looking around the area, clearly confused and worried. The room grew quiet once again as each robot looked at each other.

“If they’re fixing the backup generator, why are you here? A voice sounded in the dark. The three bots looked over and saw none other than Shadow, leaning on the wall behind them. Spark eagerly responded. 

“Well, the first generator is running, so if the backup one accidentally turns on, it’ll cause both generators to overheat! Yeah! Even though they could just… disconnect the backup generator…” He grew quiet, seeing Shadow’s point. Why was he here? 

“Better question, why are you here, Shadow? What’s your reasoning?” Snake snidely asked. He didn’t seem to appreciate Shadow’s unnecessary commentary.  

Shadow stood silent for a moment. “This place is too suspicious. This is a factory in the middle of nowhere, a factory that Light has never mentioned. Why would you be brought here for orders?” he replied, before noting “The transmissions with your orders have been deleted as well.”

“Awww, you do care about us!” Snake interrupted, with a sly grin on his face.

“That has absolutely nothing to do with this! You’re in da-”

“Shadowman please! Everything is fine!” Dr. Light’s voice rang over the speakers. “Just... go down the hall, my assistant will be waiting for you!”

“See, everything is fine, Shadowman.” Snake hissed. He started down the hallway. After a few moments, Spark rushed after him. Hard followed the two, with Shadow close behind. The hallway was bright and clean, and the only thing that they could hear was their footsteps, and the fluorescent lights above them, with their near blinding light, faintly flickering.

“Oh! You must be the robots Light needs!-” A girl’s voice sounded from behind them, sharply cut off, “Umm, could you please take that blade away from my neck?” Because he’d been behind the others, Shadow was the first to notice her. However, he didn’t trust her at all. Unlike the others. 

“Shadow! Don’t hurt her! She’s Light’s assistant!” Hard retaliated, rushing between the two. “Sorry about that, Shadow’s been acting weird ever since we got here.”

“Oh it’s fine! Though, you guys are a little late. The information session is just down the hall, in the room with lights on the door; You can’t miss it!” The assistant cheerily responded, quickly changing the topic.

    “Can you take us there?” Spark asked.

    “Of course! Just follow me!” The girl responded with a beaming smile. She trotted down the hall, urging the bots to follow her. The four followed her down the rest of the hall. Though, it seemed a little… off; her mannerisms, the sanitary nature of this place, this was a factory, not a medical office! It didn’t take long for them to reach their destination. 

    “Just come in here and do what you have to!” The assistant’s voice rang. A door opened, revealing an eerily dim room. Snake eagerly entered. Shadow hesitantly followed, and the other two entered behind him. There wasn’t much inside. On the furthest wall was a screen, which was faintly glowing from a projectors light. Shadow noticed the ceiling, which seemed barely existent. Suddenly, a loud clanking sound alerted the bots to the door, which had slammed shut. They didn’t have time to investigate the door though, as the projector flickered on.

    “Hello! Hello! Before everything happens, I just have to say thank you! Thank you for participating!” It was the assistant, ecstatically exclaiming her thanks in a song-like tone. However, the energy and joy in the assistant was not present in the bots. Behind the cheerful girl was a jumbled mess of mechanical parts. It wasn’t easy to see them with the assistant in the way, but it wasn’t hard to recognize what they were. Spark let out a small gasp, with clear fear in his eyes, as he saw the scrapped bodies of his deactivated brothers laying behind the assistant. The moment he looked at her, however, the projector dimmed and turned off.

    “What does she mean by… participation?” Hard asked, clearly afraid as well. The sound of grinding gears and motors startled the bots. Instinctually, they walked back, and ended up huddling in the middle of the room. But before any of the other bots could ask, or answer, a scraping sound echoed from above them. After that, all they heard was the sound of crushing metal before everything went black.

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[..!]

[Error. Multiple IC chips detected]

[Activation protocol initiated]

[Booting…]

“Oooooooohoho, rise and shine sleepyhead! Well, sleepyheads…” Through the ringing in his ears someone spoke, saying something, he couldn’t tell, But at the same time, he… could? It was the assistant’s voice, that was certain. Slowly and, somewhat clumsily, the robot propped himself up. However, he wasn’t expecting to have a sharp electrode in place of his left hand. Or a hand in place of his weapon. Whichever it was, the bot quickly fell back down, unable to put his hands on the table. 

“Augh…” The robot groaned, “what ha-”. He stopped mid phrase, hearing a voice that, wasn’t really his. But it… was?

“I… I can’t believe it…! It worked! It actually worked! I did it! I did it!” The assistant shouted, near cackling, all while punching the air in triumph. The same feeling was not reciprocated with the bot, who wearily squinted at her. “Worked? What worked? What… what did you do?” A voice spoke from the robot, confused by her words. It wasn’t the same voice as before. It wasn’t his voice, but it was his voice, he didn’t understand it. He wasn’t talking, but… he was! 

    “You really can’t figure it out? Hah!” She mockingly said, only to begin mumbling, “Who would’ve thought more IC chips would make a robot dumber!” The robot didn’t hear what she mumbled, with his ears still ringing.

    “More IC chips…? You- put us… together?” A voice spoke, breaking the short lived silence. It was Magnet, without any doubt. “Together?” Top asked, before he too realized what the assistant meant. “Wait, Magnet?! Is… is that you?” In an instant, each member of the 3rd line tried to stammer out, well, anything really. Questions, answers or whatever they could say. But only one voice made itself clear. 

    “Why- why… why did you-”

     “Why’d I do this?

    The girl snickered, and her eyes locked on the 8 bots. “I was inspired by Wily… He has such great ideas, but the worst execution! I mean, what was he thinking? Using the 2nd line was bound to fail; they practically hate each other! But you? You’re different. You’re... like family… You aren’t doomed to failure.”

    “Failure? Like this is a success?!” Gemini remarked.

    “Aww, does Light’s little narcissist want a mirror? Will that make you feel better?” The assistant taunted. Before Gemini could even answer the question, she stepped over to the cabinet and pushed a mirror out from beside it. 

    An arm from Spark, an arm from Magnet, both of Top’s legs, Shadow’s body and Hard’s head, with a few scattered details from Gemini, Needle and Snake. It was an eyeful for them all, like someone had haphazardly torn them apart and carefully melded them together. In all honesty, that’s probably what happened. 

    “No… NO!” Needle screamed. He swung at the mirror in an attempt to break it. However, just before he hit it, the amalgamate’s whole body froze. “C’mon, I gotta run a few tests first. Then you can break stuff!” the assistant exclaimed, holding a remote. She ordered the robot to lay on the table. She checked every joint, wire and connected part she could, all the parts that she’d changed, that she’d put together. “Perfect! Just perfect! Now, for the important part...” Wires were plugged into the amalgam, hooking them up to the assistants computer. As she looked at the screen, the devious grin that seemed permanent, quickly fell. “No, no, it didn’t work! It was supposed to-!” She sounded devastated. 

    “Well, this was a good start! Yeah! There’s always a second chance— and the first attempt isn’t always gonna work! Yes!” The assistant assured herself, before rushing out of the room. The third line hadn’t been able to move during the entire checkup. But they wanted to. They needed to. To scream. To run. To get away from her, from this place, from each other.

    Yet, when she walked off, and her remote was out of range, they didn’t. They didn’t scream. They didn’t run.

They just cried.

[allyheart707]

IM HERE TO COMPLEMENT UR ART! I REALLY LIKE THE TURTLE DRAWINGS!

AND I REALLY LIKE HOW U DRAW EYES! IM GONNA DRAW EYES LIKE HOW YOU DO NOW

All the turtles are very flattered-

(but I drew mikey because.... I am bias.) Also thank you so much! I would love to see your art if you ever attempt my eye style! (or in general, honestly) but either way I am honored you like mine enough to say that- I have always thought my art style was a bit generic or boring, though lately I have been thinking its probably just like how americans never notice their accent because they hear it all the time. I think my artstyle is non-existent / boring because I see it all the time!

ANYWAYS, ramble over but thank you so much!! <3 <3