#ifritjambe

[idiotaggression]

@ifritjambe || the girls are fighting shopping

"Hey, dumbass. Come on." Zoro nudged Sanji with a booted foot, impatient. "We're going on a supply run." Hopefully it wouldn't take too long and they'd be back and heading out to sea again before Luffy brought trouble down on their heads.

"Let's go before Nami starts charging us a late fee."

[savingthrcw]

"You hurt my feelings." Nami had been thinking about how to react for a while; she had been given time to do so, the crew was injured and emotions were still high, and so she had mulled over everything she had learned about Sanji - a few questions had been asked to Reiju herself in between plotting what to do - and she also had to think about everything that she still wanted to learn. But she expected Sanji to deflect. Either that, because it hurt, or to feel so guilty he would not know what to do with himself. After all, that was how she had reacted in scarily similar circumstances. And so, that first sentence was what she had come up with to have his full attention after they were left alone. "You hurt Luffy right in front of me and you hurt my feelings," she reiterated to make a point, "And we did our very best to save you, so you owe me, Sanji." The onorific -kun had been fully ditched, but while it had been a way to push him away earlier, it was now her way to close some of the distance between them, even if her expression was neutral, studying his reaction. "So I want... sixty seconds. If you want to make up with me, I want you to give me sixty seconds to say and do whatever I want, and you cannot hold it against me. I'll be completely free and you'll have to accept it. Deal?"

@ifritjambe

[sogckyng]

@ifritjambe asked:

Why are there two of you.

two of him?

"sanji, is this you telling me you're drunk? because if you need help getting to a chair or something, just say the word and i'll get zoro to do it."

[sirensofthefiveseas]

REIJU YOU CANNOT FLIRT WITH NAMI THAT IS JUST NOT FAIR asked by @ifritjambe

"You're just upset she likes me better little brother" Reiju cooed, poking her brother in the chest.

[duunswitch]

✏️

[seaoftheworst]

@ifritjambe gets a random starter from a fun little new verse

the prince clung to the side of the wall as he walked down the halls of the castle where his brother and the other strawhats were recovering from their fight with kaidou and big mom. It was all too much, everything all at once, and he furiously rubbed at the wetness on his cheeks. the pressure in his chest building as he made his way through the empty halls. his breathing was fast and shallow, uncovered eyes frantically searching for any sign of his brother, his googles long behind him.

he barely makes it through the doors of the kitchen when his legs finally give out, and he tumbles to the ground. he looks up to see sanji, and a noise chokes out of him, his once blue hair now the same blonde as their parents, as sanji. tears stained his face as he trembles, the flood of everything was too much, and it was like he was drowning, unable to breath. "sanji.... help, please."

[seaoftales]

❝ Heeey, Sanjiiii~ I saw a giant fish in the kitchen! Are you cooking it? Are you frying it? Are you gonna add that spicy sauce I like? Oh, oh oh! Or that white sauce with all those herbs? Please say yes! If I help set the table, will it make the food come faster? Wait! If I eat the table, does that count? ❞

@ifritjambe ♥'d

[sirensofthefiveseas]

☠ = pushing them against a wall. / Kalifa asked by @ifritjambe

Kalifa grunted softly as her front hit the wall, hands stopping the move from breaking her glasses. As she was held to the wall she chuckled softly, tilting her head to look at the straw hat from over her shoulder, smirking. "I thought you didn't hit women? Or does it not count if you're shoving me up against the wall?" His grip was firm so she relaxed herself to keep the pressure off

"Unless....ah is this a plan for something else? You do seem the type of enjoy the company of beautiful woman"