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I'll give off some headcanons I have because I have nothing better to do and because I don't know what tf I can write<3

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Reader is gender neutral !!

Eddsworld

Edd is a bit chubby, not like fat at all but he does have some weight, it's all because of the Coca-Cola he drinks on the day-to-day

He loves it when you sit on his lap and got yourself asleep on top of his chest, he loves how cute you look while hugging him and resting your head between his chubby arms

It melts his heart when you call him Teddy in your sleep (while Ringo is in its bed looking at you guys with a bruh face)

I can also see you guys having a bit of struggling in summer because of his weight, the fact that he loves cuddling doesn't help very much, does it?

(Don't get me wrong, I love chubby people)

Tom for sure keeps Susan hidden when he first met you, but now he even play songs for you with her (Susan is an object, literally, but shhhh I gave it female pronouns)

He thinks you're cool enough to listen to what Susan can do, that's such an honour.

(Even though you guys are dating)

But what if you actually know how to play instruments? And what a coincidence, the instrument you play is a bass guitar!

He would love to have his head restend in your lap while you play a song with Susan<3

Whenever you are alone minding your business, Tord will always piss you off by showing his hentai in front of your face out of nowhere.

But if you actually are into that stuff

Be prepare to have a hentai buddy who shows you what he learned from those ‘‘comics’’

That can be sick at some points, but it's not his or your fault, it's the hentais fault :)

I can see Matt asking you 24/7 if he is handsome, this boy is a fucking narcissist with a bit too much ego and self appreciation but he wants YOU to tell him that he looks good.

He loves being called nicknames, he sees it as something people who are really close do!

He is such a child, he needs your attention at all times, and he will do ANYTHING to get it.

(Babe, I know you must be thinking he is pure and innocent, but let me tell you, he is NOT, but he isn't a full pervert like Tord or smth like that-)

Patryck will know how to take good care of a cool, so if your sick, he would be by the side of the bed where you're laying and would be caressing your hand with his thumb while mumbling a random song and watching you as you calm down from a rough cough attack.

He also knows how to make some self-made tea. That's the best you can put to your throat when it hurts like hell, and he knows you like it when he sees your calm and relaxed face.

He also make some sweaters for you to wear around the house, they are specially made for when someone is sick, it gives the right amount of warm so the fever doesn't high but you don't feel cold either.

When you met Paul, he didn't wanted you to see his face due to being insulted and bullied his whole life because of his eyebrows.

It was quite easy because you guys met in a web of army rules and you guys shared your numbers through the comments.

But when you actually saw him talking to Patryck in real life, that was an unexpected cute moment, when you ran to where they were standing and hugged him from behind and how(when he recognized you) tried to hide his red face.

You don't get to see Torm in a estable way, they are always fighting to take control or to separate from the other-

Even though they know it's practically impossible to do. You are always the one who pet their head and tells them you love them the way they are.

They fell in love with you almost at first sight (Tom thought you were suspicious but it all changed when he got to talk to you) Tord was the one to take the first step to talk to you thought-

Tomattordedd uses they/it pronouns. That's something they are sensitive about, people always sees them as if they were a monster or a mistake. That's why it is a huge bag of insecurities

You are the only one that sees them as they truly are, that's why when you two first met they always tried to push you away because it thought that you were going to use it for something bad, but then you prove them wrong and they actually started to fall in love with you

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Hope you enjoyed it<3

-Noah

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^ Lazy Dogge ^

(Underfell Sans x male reader SMUT)

Warning: May contain NSFW/Smut acts, blowjob(?), slurs, aka "bad words", pulling hair kink, masochism mentioned...

Basically Reader sucking off Red

>Y/N= Your Name

>L/N= Last Name

>Y/C= Your Color

With all that cleared as the anti-void.

We're beginning!

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It was a really cool day in our so beloved Snowdin, whoever, it's not the sweet and comforting Snowing that you are thinking, no, I'm not talking about Undertale's. I'm talkin' about Underfell's. That AU where everyone is a prick except for a dummy flower and two silly humans.

Those humans we're mumbling about are Frisk and Y/N, two siblings who where exploring a mountain and "accidentally" fell to the underground world.

They made their way through it, sometimes easier, sometimes harder, but at this day it is what they call "Home".

But, we shall stop talking about humans and monsters and all that bullshit, right? You wanna see a skeleton fucking a human. Well, let's get into what happen

As I said earlier..

It was a really cool day in our so beloved Snowdin, winter always hitted hard back there and made everyone stay at their houses for ages because if you dared to step outside you would automatically froze to death.

And that's how it came to a house owned by two skele-bros, under the name of Papyrus and Sans around there and under the names of Cherry and Fell/Red around the other AUs. In the house there were also a human. Y/N L/N. A young-adult male human, with Y/C hair and beautiful Y/C eyes, such a handsome boy I should say.

Everyone was at the living room, seated in some comfy yet destroyed sofas, warped with blankets around the fireplace, everything was so calm, weirdly, so calm. But, you seemed to like it, just being there with your boy, sitting in his legs and warming him up with your arms on a cold day.

Yeah...that was until Frisk called Cherry almost panicking. He answered the phone and started to talk to the other human while you two were looking confused at his expressions of fear. As Frisk said something bad happened to the Emperor/King (aka Asgore), due to some weird potion Alphys tried to make and fail, in resume, it was an accident, but Papyrus needed to attend it as well as the little human. Leaving the house for you two

You wanted to do the same as you were doing, nothing. But, Sans had other plans for you today, and you were no one to complain about your lover's commands.

He lifted you from your legs and started to carry you upstairs, you made a confused and surprised noise and quickly warped your legs around his hips so you wouldn't fall. That surely made him laugh.

He opened the door of your shared small bedroom and pushed you to the bed, almost making you fall in the process, but that didn't matter. What matter at that point was he, and only he.

He started to make a line of "kisses" in your neck, to make it more "romantic", you blushed a bit at that since he almost never attacks your neck so gently.

You watched as he moved from near you to practically the edge of the bed, you confused left out a noice as if you were asking why did he do that.

If you asked that instead of just making a noice, it would have been called an answer, but since you didn't, you can just call it "a hint".

What am I talking about? Well, he, "out of nowhere", pointed at his (made by magic) hardened red cock. You looked at it for a few seconds, then back at him, and what you saw was something new for you.

You saw him, looking shamelessly at you, with red blush painted in his cheeks and asking you with his look to take car of his "little problem"

You smiled sideways and got yourself at your knees on the floor in front of the other's male clothed dick. At this point you were wondering if you would be able to enjoy the alone time at home without a dick in your ass.

For your like,

He already putted a condom on his non-existent shaft, just for safety and so he wouldn't have to clean you and the floor later, you know, lazy dogs are the worst (best).

So with that settled up you started slowly, starting to massage the torso of it. Giving tiny kisses at his tip and even a few licks here and there. While you were at your work, you could hear him mumbling cursed nothings like:

“Fuck, y-you do know how to...ngh...do your work-ah~”

“Keep going little pup” While taking deep breaths

“Look at that,... you look a-amazing like ah..this~”

In resume, he was a groaning mess with a little bit of moaning. You know? Bitches can't get themselves shut.

After giving it a well done massage you guessed that it needed a bit more of help. Just a guess, right?

Hell yeah

You asked him to sat down on the edge of the bed so he wouldn't tremble when you started what you (and I) have in mind.

So when he did, you finally took like half of his length on your mouth, like the tip was aggressively touching your throat, threatening to left you without air and gagging because of the feeling of it. He noticed that and, against his desire, he pulled back a bit so you wouldn't choke yourself.

You silently thanked that and slowly began to move your head up and down on him. Making Fell's "mouth" leave a little surprised moan. It was so small, that if you weren't paying all your attention to his face and/or expression you wouldn't had noticed.

You kept going faster as the time went by, just pleasing your skele-boyfriend. And time to time you would stop sucking him to give it a few licks or even kisses, whatever you wanted.

As you were growing curious, you asked him if you really could do whatever you wanted. You know that you are still his puppy, right?

For your likely he said “whatever, just...don't stop” so it was a green signal for you to continue

You looked at him a last time before looking at his cock, you slowly pulled it closer to your mouth and "out of nowhere" bited it. Not hard enough to make him feel such pain but enough to make him moan loudly and look at you with a... Surprised? Angry? Blushed? Shamed? Face, I don't know how to describe it, but he was all red and was opening and closing his mouth in an attempt to say something.

You giggled at his reaction and that he actually moaned quite loud and began again to suck him, but more than sucking you were like face fucking yourself? I mean, you were pulling his dick in and out of your mouth, making his length go even further than at the beginning and sometimes making you gag, but you wouldn't care less, all you wanted was for him to cum.

He took the strings and started to buck his hips along with your movements, pulling your hair roughly for you to take more of him, damaging your throat a bit, making you moan against his dick. He noticed that you liked it and started to buck his hips even faster and pulling your hair back so your head would fall back.

Starting to see blurry because of the pleasure (pain) the only thing that you actually could see was Fell's smirk looking down at you with those hungrily red pupils, calling you his pup, his bitch, his whore, his and only his.

And then, when you sucked hard on him for the last time, was when he came in the condom. As you felt he already came you stopped and pulled him out. Facing him and "kissing" each other before he slapped your ass cheek and you giggled.

“Aren't you gonna help me get this off, bitch?” Referring to the condom filled of his juices, which not so surprisingly were red.

“Yeah yeah, human service is here” You joked around and helped him

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Hello good pal, how are you? 😸

I wanted to say a fun fact, and is that Underfell Sans is one of the Sans less liked by me and yet is the first one that came to my mind while I was trying to figure out which Sans I was gonna write for first

So yeah, enjoy this little, not so little, thingy Fell lovers<3

(I also take requests, for more info look at my pinned post)

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~Night to remember~

(Tord x male reader smut/NSFW)

Warning, implided gay sex, slaps mentioned, Tord top and reader bottom, if any of this triggers you or something...

you have been warned

(This fic is narred a bit weirdly, don't mind that please)

“God dammit Y/n! You can't imagine how long I've been waiting for this day to come!” He said with a smile that expressed pure happiness across his face.

“Jajaja, I'm glad this came out right, if you saw me getting in my suit while my friends looked at me with a worried expression, I was shitted in my pants” I laughed off remembering that moment, it is true I was nervous but the look they gave me, it sent all my nerves x100

“Y/n, thanks for everything” he paused, trying to stay as calm as possible to not stutter “No one ever loved me the way you do. I never experienced true love, but then, all changed because of you” he finally said and looked at me with a small smile which said "I love you more than anything"

“Babe, come here and shut up!” I giggled and walked up to the bed where he was sitting and I kissed him lovingly in the lips

I was a bit bend down because of the height difference so to make the kiss more comfortable for both of us I sat myself in his lap, warping my legs around his hips

He moved his tongue forward on the kiss asking for consent to slide his red lil snake into my mouth. I opened my mouth a bit, not breaking the kiss, and he slide it into my mouth leading into a tounge fight

I giggled when I felt he gave me the white flag meaning I won the fight, I stared at him up and down and finally broke the kiss

“Since, we are already married and this is our honeymoon I technically can do... this”

A small moan could be heard in the room we both shared in a small hotel my parents brought as a gift for us. His face was starting to heat up as he looked at me with a surprised face

“You do make such cute little noises, Tordy” I said while keeping doing it

Doing what? You might be wondering that, well, when I broke the kiss I slided my hands in his hoodie and pinched a bit his nipple

He let another small moan left his mouth, and when it came out, he closed his mouth roughly almost biting his lower lip with his canines

“If we are playing that game, I'm not being the bottom” He said calmed but worried though

He had a secret, Tord, the man himself, was a virgin. What a surprise, no? He was in love with hentai and everything that meant +18 things, so how was he a virgin? The answer is, he was scared, scared of not being good taken care of, not being as loved as when he was still a virgin, he was so insecure about that, that's kind of why almost all his relationships never lasted more than 2-3 months due to the other person wanting his body.

But Y/n was different, he knew that and yet it was kind of hard to trust him that honor, the honor of taking someone's virginity, being their first time because they truly love you and trust you enough to do so.

“Tord, I can tell something is bothering you just by the look you are giving me” I said while putting my hand on his shoulder trying to catch his attention

“Wow, you really know me jaja” He looked at me, laughing awkwardly “And yes, there is something I need to tell you before any more time goes by...”

He moved his hands and placed them in my hips, just resting them there, I placed my other hand in his other shoulder, resting them there as well

“Go ahead when you are comfortable, if you don't want or don't feel like telling me today we can talk about this another day-” “No! No no, I- I need to tell you this now...” he sighed, closed his eyes and went back at staring at me

“The thing is, I don't know if you noticed that whenever you were either drunk or horny I always said I wasn't in the mood or that I was tired or I wasn't even around to avoid any kind of sexual touch...” he paused, never letting go of looking at me, I only nodded for him to continue “It's not because I am asexual or any of that, it's because...I am a virgin, and not just that, I'm a scared virgin, scared of what will happen when that vanish to nothing...Scared about what you'll think of me after taking that” He said still looking at me but the only difference was that now he had tears running down his face like a marathon

I was sat there in silent, I knew that because Tom told me he never saw or heard Tord had any "unholy" actions with another person

“W-what do you think of m-me now...?” He was starting to panic, I would have panicked too, I was such a dumbass for not expressing or saying anything to him after he told me his darkest sectet

“Ehm, Tord, thanks for being brave enough to tell me this by yourself but...I already knew this” I said looking at him with a tiny smile

“W-what, how?” “Tom told me” “Oh...”

He looked a bit relieved but still ashamed of himself, I can't blame him but I don't understand why tho

“Tord, look at me” I said with a full serious tone, I can tell he got more nervous because of that jaja “I do want to have sex with you, not because I want you body, but because I love you so much and I want to be as close to you as possible in any and every way” I said looking at his body language responding to what I said, he tightened the grip he had on my hips a bit

“And I don't believe about that shit old woman says about that when you lose you virginity you lose your beauty. My mother didn't became ugly, in fact, she is so gorgeous” I said simply

His body relaxed in a so noticeable way, he placed one of his hands in the back of my head and the other in my back, and went for a soft and lovely kiss, I found that super cute!!

I corresponded to the kiss and pulled all my weight into him, not damaging him but making him fall to the bed, making me be on top of him

I broke the kiss after a some seconds because I was already excited to continue but I had to check on him too “Babe, do you want to continue?” I asked

He thought for a couple of seconds and then nodded, with a smile on his lips. I kissed his cheek and went leaving a trace of kisses down his neck, he started breathing heavily because of that. “Fuck...move bitch” and with that I found myself stuck below a strong and skinny body

“This is where my shyness goes out of the window” he joked and pulled my shirt off

“I leave the work for you, trace the limits~” the end of the sentence came out as a moan on purpose which made him smile

“Sure thing”

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I can't really remember how I ended up with him like this...

All I can say its that it was worth it.

“Fuck! Y/n keep doing that!” he groaned while tightening his grip on my hips

What was happening was that we both were full naked and I was riding him nonsenseless

He kept telling me I was doing so good and that hyped me more to keep jumping on his dick like a bitch in heat. I can't remember how many times I came in his abdomen, 3? 4? More? Who cares! He didn't care and neither I did.

“I can't believe I was holding myself from doing this” he said while pounding upwards deep inside me, in response I moaned a bit too loud and he slapped my thigh leaving a red mark on it

“Don't be too loud! Only I can hear those wonderful noises” he breathed out “Wait till we are home to be loud” he smirked after saying that

“Who was the virgin here? Yeah, not me” I said to piss him off, which I think worked because he started to pound in me roughly. I started to moan more loudly but not being too loud for his liking

Then, after some rough minutes, he came inside me. That was his first time cumming and it was now inside me.

“Woah, that was...good” he said while painting a tiny smile in his face, I looked at him still breathing, his whole body was covered in sweat, that made it look as if it was shining. I loved that sight.

“Glad you liked it” I said struggling a bit, I was so tired and my hips hurted so much

“Now now, I think we should head to sleep” he said while laying on the messed bed, pulling the dirty sheets to cover him up a bit

I laid myself beside him, not even bothering to cover myself and I at least pulled my underwear on. He wasn't even wearing that.

My cock was still a bit hard but I didn't wanted to continue, my body was so tired and I didn't felt like doing the job alone so I said goodnight to him, he replied back with a sleepy groan and then I fell asleep.

Who would have told me I was going to have sex the night after my wedding with my husband? Yeah, nobody but...

It was a night to remember~

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(This was a self-challenge)

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Kisses kisses •3•

Eddsworld Tom and Edd being(?) robbed a kiss or stealing kisses from/to reader

Reader is they/them <3

Enjoy!

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Tom

He was playing some parts of the song that he composed to you, he was still writing and editing it

He had been in his room all the damn day

You missed his presence and smell of Smirnoff

So, what's wrong on visiting your bf just for a kiss? Nothing <3

You quietly walked upstairs and began to slowly open his bedroom door.

He was in his desk writing the lyrics to the song

You walked to where he was, rolled his gaming chair and put your arms around his head, pinning him down on his chair

"Holly Molly eating macaroni!! You fucking scared me y/n!" He said while laughing a bit

Just a single move, a small one, and you were pressing your lips against his

He was a bit surprised about the move but some seconds after he quickly put his hands behind your head and corresponded to your kiss

After you two separated yourselves from the other, he just smiled sideway with a bit of blush

"Would you mind sharing more of those kisses later, honey?" And with that he began to write again

In the end of the day you two were cuddling and giving kisses to eachother

Edd

He was having the usual 'housework day'

You were a bit stressed because of your work, you didn't have the enough inspiration to draw anything similar to what the costumer wanted(you are a digital artist who takes commissions<3)

He finished putting Ringo's food on it's food recipient

He saw you overwhelmed and just wanted to help you a bit

You were in the kitchen with your iPad (which is only a drawing iPad, y'know those who only are useful to draw because they literally can't do anything else? Yeah, that ones.)

He went up to you from behind, so it kind of almost kill you when he hugged you and kisses the back of your neck softly

"AAH!" You turn around to see who the fuck scared you, only to be a bit startled when you saw your bf "Edd? Jesus, you scared the crap out of me, kitty" (Kitty, Ringo's owner, such a original nickname uh?)

"S-sorry! I didn't meant to scare you y/n" he said shyly

You giggled and softly cup his face in your hands and lend for a soft and calming kiss

The only feeling of your lips touching was enough to set your whole body down(I mean in a calm way, don't be weirdos...just not yet)

He melt, he always did, how was he supposed to not melt into such a sweet touch like yours? He cannot!

After you two pull away from each other, he for sure will be sitting in a chair in one of your sides, with his head rested on your shoulder while telling you sweet nothings.

You used those words to try and think of a look according to those words and that also was about the costumer's wishes.

Everything came to hand, your lovely boyfriend in your side and you happily working on your dream job ^^

(You can see how much I love Edd, right?)

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-Noah

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One weird night

Monster(?) Tom x male reader

Warning: this contains fluff af, monster stuff(claws, sharp teeth, horns, spikes...), flirting/juicy comments and cuddling

This takes time after Tord leaves the house to the big city.

It was already 1:05 am, everyone that lived in that small but big house was deeply sleeping in their specific rooms. Except one men who shared the same room with another male due to being a couple. How cute right?

Yeah, no. 1.05 am on a fucking Tuesday, who would want to stay awake at that time on that horribly day? Nobody, or at least, nobody on purpose.

And yet, there was Tom, not in the bed but in a corner of the blue painted room, cuddling all himself up and silently crying. He was in such a hard pain but he didn't want anyone to see him like this.

Purple spikes in his back, horns in his head, sharp long teeth, purple claws in hands, a fucking tail and some glowing pink eyes.

Such a beautiful sight to see right?

He didn't want to let his monster take control, he didn't want to wake anyone up and make them worry about him. And yet, he couldn't move to leave the room, to leave the house and run to the forest for a wild night.

🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵

Cold long minutes passed away as he calmed himself down, pain was still there but he could resist it. The problem was he neither transformed or reversed and got back to his normal self.

Noises, bed noises, breathing noises. That's all he could hear, he didn't wanted to look at what was making those noises. He was scared of what face of horror would his boyfriend be doing rn.

"T-Tom? Is that ... you?" y/n said with a shaky voice, he was surprised and a bit scared? He didn't know, he just didn't wanted anything happening to himself or to Tom.

"Rawwwr" Of course, half transformed, voice changes to monster voice, which is roars and not understandable things.

"Could you...could you move to the light?" While he put the small light that was in the cabinet aside the bed on.

Tom with some HARD nerves got slowly closer to the bed, y/n finally got to, at least, see him a bit more now

"Tom...you are the monster, the one Matt saw when Edd got his powers!" y/n was surprised and amazed, he when Matt told him how the monster looked like was so amazed that a creature like that existed. But more amazed as he knows that the creature is his boyfriend!

Tom was fucking nervous, he didn't saw the light on his boyfriend face. He was scared that his beloved would be disgusted or scared of him...

"You are fucking cool, love, why didn't you tell me? Look at you!" He pauses for a moment looking up and down his boyfriend figure "Damn, you look hot in purple"

Tom blushed a light purple at the comment, he didn't thought that you would like how he looks

"Your blush is a nice color, darling" Smile, that fucking smile, the dumb one you make when you truly are deep in love with a person.

"Rawrrr" He tried "Raaawr" and tried "Rthanwrr" oh! Something understandable!

"No problem, now come here, it's fucking 1:30 am and I wanna fucking get back to sleep" he pats his chest

Tom thinks it for some weird seconds and finally lays down on the warm bed, putting his horned head in the chest of the opposite male and hugs him tightly on the hips, keeping him close as he began to fall asleep due to y/n doing some pats on his hair.

If he weren't already asleep he would have heard the 'I love you so much Thomas, sleep well' that his lover said, but that can be said in the morning too!

They were meant to meet each other for sure <3

🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵

-Noah

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Masterlist for Eddsworld

One weird night _a Monster Tom x m!reader_ (9/21/22)

Headcanons of them all (10/13/22)

Headcanon of kisses of Edd and Tom (10/7/22)

A night to remember _a Tord x m!reader smut_ (11/2/22)

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I made some of my friends as Pokemons!! (Pt 1)

Some details about the little thing (@harleyquinn075):

• It's name is Charolisse but you can add a nick for her as normal

• It's gender is ONLY female

• It's quite common to find her in the arounds, she becomes annoying at some point jaja

• She is a Water and Poison type, so that's why she looks like an acid pokemon

• Her weaknesses are Grass and Psychic, which would lead to an inconvenience because this cutie is most likely to be friends with a Psychic pokemon (another friend of mine which I will draw next)

• She haves two moods: The friendly but chaotic one and then the aggressive one. (Which always lends to the second)

• She is also attached to other pokemons easily, so don't worry about the team, She takes care of 'em for you

• Her favorite pokeball type is the Heal Ball, since it takes well care of her needs, she doesn't feel comfortable in any other, she demands what she wants if not, then she will not fight for you. (That's why, in the picture, she seems so angry, because you threw a normal pokeball at her)

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Masterlist for Haikyuu!

Not a lonely owl _a Bokuto x m!reader_ (5/11/23)