Louis: Uh, Liam, why are you dressed like a rapper? That never sold any records?
Liam: I tricked this really hot lady into thinking I'm a personal exercise trainer.
*Louis runs*
Liam: And she'll be here any minute- YOU’RE NOT A GOOD LISTENER!!
*meanwhile*
Zayn: Oh.. you think I should work him over with Sam’s buttersock?
Louis: Yeah definitely.. WAIT- SAM’S BUTTERSOCK??
Zayn:
Louis: I KNEW IT! YOU GUYS HAD SOMETHING!
Zayn:
Louis: It’s okay Zayn, after all, it’s gonna be equal.












