#iiinterstellarmusepark

[bolides]

wakes up in a cold sweat.

"another benrey has returned." nightmares to ensue.

[madeimpact]

❝ I've had Bunger for two seconds, but if anything happened to him, I'd [*MICKEY LAUGH*] everyone in this room and then myself. ❞

[nintoondo]

@iiinterstellarmusepark​ liked for a starter!!

It was a typical day in Hyrule! Which obviously meant Ganon’s monsters were attacking Hyrule Castle for the Triforce of Wisdom. 

“ Aah! “ Zelda yelped. “ Let me go, dog-breath!! “ She was currently being held by a Moblin. He pointed a spear directly towards the Princess’ face.

 “ Nuh-Uh! Princess go free if Me get Triforce!! “ Zelda struggled to break free, but couldn’t. So, she shouted for Link. “ Don’t do it Link! Don’t give him the Triforce!! “

“ Way ahead of you Princess! Yahoo!! “ Link ran forwards and leapt across the Moblin and Zelda. In mid-air, he pointed the Master Sword downwards and shot a magic blast from the sword. Instantly, the blast shocked the Moblin. 

" Guuuuh!! " Just like that, the beast disappeared and was sent back to Ganon. Swiftly landing on the ground, Link twirled his sword then sheathed it.

 " Ta-dah! Saved ya again, Princess! No need to thank me, a smooch'll do just fine! " Link leaned in for a kiss, but an angry Zelda shoved him instead. 

" A kiss?! You nearly blasted me and you expect a kiss? Unbelievable! " As Zelda walked away, Link crossed his arms and mumbled his catchphrase. " Excuuuse me, Princess... "

-

MEANWHILE inside the depths of the Underworld, Ganon was furious. He glared at his Moblin servant (which was helplessly floating in the Evil Jar) with disgust. 

" RRRAAAGH!! Useless, worthless, PATHETIC idiots!! I swear I have the world's most USELESS excuses for servants! Hmm... " Suddenly, Ganon paused and stroked his chin. With a snap of his finger, he teleported to his throne. " If I can't rely on the monsters of THIS world... perhaps I should rely on ANOTHER world! AHAHAHA!! "

So, Ganon brought out his Triforce of Power and held it upwards. As he did, dark magic began to surround the mystical triangle. 

“ TRIFORCE OF POWER... DELIVER TO ME A WARRIOR POWERFUL ENOUGH TO STEAL THE TRIFORCE OF WISDOM!! “ Paired with Ganon’s chanting, lightning began to crackle throughout the Underworld. The Dark Magic caused a portal to emerge within thin air. 

Ganon had no idea who or what the Triforce of Power would summon for him. But judging by the smirk on his snout... he had a good feeling about this.

[cotttoncandyhero]

@iiinterstellarmusepark​ liked for a starter [Faba]

“So, uhh...”

“Who are you, and uh, was is it you do again...?” She tried to pay attention, she really did, but she had been hit with a lot of terminology she didn’t know and... just couldn’t keep up. “Did you, uh, need something?”

[panickypeachboy]

So...Metal Face has a soft spot for the Smash Mansion Staff...y’all better watch out.

@iiinterstellarmusepark

[galaxybraiin]

     ❛ Why are you all like this? ❜

[edmpress]

Starter for @iiinterstellarmusepark​‘s Kliff!

“We can start over there, and then keep sweeping across this block and catalog as we go. Have the security droids re-direct traffic while we survey the grid...yes, yes, I don’t need an escort at the moment. These complexes have been abandoned for years, there should be nothing in there that I can’t handle.”

It was a bit of an eyesore, this part of Mamak. But now that the city had repossessed the land from the lazy owner that did nothing with them, they could now do something about the space--put it to good use starting with which buildings to tear down and which ones simply needed to be rehaulled and repurposed.

She could have left this task to another charter, true, but Tatiana wanted some fresh air, for starters. And it felt good, to be out here and actively supervising. Being a PART of the progress instead of ordering it to happen.

Just another step on the road towards a brighter city.

So she should have expected this roadblock, really. She’s almost disappointed that Kliff didn’t have the smarts to skip town, evident in the way she crosses her arms and stands firm with a less than amused gaze.

“Well. I often wondered where you scurried off to. Frankly, I’m not very surprised with this answer.” And that’s...ALL she said, really. No hello, no threats--though she will ABSOLUTELY call security here the moment the man even TRIED anything funny. But other than that, she was just...waiting there, for his response.

She knew more or less what was going to come out of that mouth of his, anyway.

[ripper-the-roo]

Starter for @iiinterstellarmusepark​ (for Neo Cortex)

“SO DIDJA LIKE THE MAC N CHEESE I MADE YA?! DIDJA?!” Roo asked excitedly. Ah yes, the mac n cheese that was made using seawater, and mayo.