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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle
The Stonewall Inn
Not today Justin
almost home
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.
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Stalker series update:
While writing part 2 of Dazai’s route of the stalker series, I sort of want to put smut into it, but I also want to focus on the storyline
Should I put the smut into a separate prequel or include it in one of the chapters?
Should I put the smut scene into a separate prequel? Or, include it one of the chapter?
Separate prequel
Include in one of the chapters
IkeSen Outfits: Independent Forces
Oda Forces | Uesugi-Takeda Forces | Ashikaga Forces
Fashions in order: Battle Gear, Kimono, Celebration, Card
Oh, nothing. Just out arguing in public on this beautiful day:
"Lilia, to you we humans are just a moment. But to us, you are our whole life."
The former general was about to open his mouth to argue, but the words wouldn't come; they were stuck somewhere deep inside his heart. They were locked away and refused to come out. Scarlet eyes looked at the face of a mortal man who warmly and brightly smiled at the fairy. Lilia was tired of losing people dear to him…
Several centuries later
Familiar hands embraced you by the waist, and ears caught a low and much-loved voice.
"Believe me, my dear beloved bat, for me your life is a bright chapter that I do not want to end," Lilia was grateful to fate for giving him a second chance with his beloved, and he would not miss a single moment.
CAN THE HOUSEWARDENS PICK UP THEIR VICE HOUSEWARDENS?
Honestly I just wanted to draw the housewardens being silly, sue me.
Sadly all of these are 100% canon :/ yeah the creator actually contacted me and said this is exactly how the characters act so...
Also Malleuses hatching instincts kicked in for a second here
Also I may or may not have finally drawn the vice housewardens as animals :3
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16 yr old Damian and an old man
Id like to imagine he uses the poor baby as a ranting and yapping buddy LOL
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
Double dating
...
What the fu-
food poisoning.
good thing i didnt get the thing right below it… (noodle sex)
FRIENDS TO LOVERS?!?!?!?
MORE LIKE FRIENDS TO COFFIN
Drug-Induced sex?!
IM DYING THAT WAY?! HELP?! I ZOOMED IN AND THATS HOW I DIE?!
I GOT FUCKING ALLEY BLOW JOBS 💔
better be a big dih atleast
barbed penis 😔
Laughter during sex
🥲😭😲
A... career ending choice of words, MC...
maybe you should visit him 👉👈
Twisted Wonderland Thought
Have any of you considered a Yuu/Mc who, when dealing with Malleus, just sternly announces his full government name in his native tongue if he ever goes too far and crosses a line?
Like Malleus will be late to every single date, he has no sense of time, and if YOU'RE late then there's gonna be a full week of snow in the midst of summer. Like bitch, get off your ass and go to the corner now. I'm not dealing with this bullshit.
Especially once they get married and get into an argument, like:
Malleus: Did you just order me-
Yuu/Mc: Yes, I fucking did, corner. Now.
Malleus: That is rather bold of you-
Yuu/Mc: Malleus Draconia I will personally never go on another gargoyle watch with you if you test my judgement. Go to the fucking corner.
Malleus: ...
*Several minutes later during baking, you hear thunder in the distance*
Yuu/Mc: MALLEUS DRACONIA!
*the thunger abruptly stops*
Yuu/Mc: THANK YOU! ...Dragon thinks he can give me an attitude... "rAtHeR bOlD oF yOu"- Shut your mouth, I am your fucking wife.
"Now, what should you say when you're cornered by a villain? You're a good girl, so you should know the answer, right?"
soraya & william
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Tim, age 14, hanging out with his civilian friends as their school day ends when he sees Dick coming to pick him up
Tim: Oh, shoot- Guys my brothers here, I gotta go
Ariana: Who is he?
Callie: You have a brother?
Tim: Yeah hes just coming up on his bike, there
Ives: THAT'S your brother?? Dude that bike is so fucking cool!!!
Tim: Yeah, hes also a gymnast, he can pull some pretty sick moves!
Callie: How did we not know you had a brother??
Ariana: Do you think he'd teach us gymnastics? My aunt always says i should try ballet, gymnastics pair well with it
Tim: Maybe! I'll talk to him. He's super chill tho, im sure he'd teach us. He's like cool, but chill
Callie: No, but really, weren't you an only child??
Tim: Okay, bye guys, see you tomorrow!
Dick: Oh were those your friends?
Tim: Yeah! They thought your bike was cool. Don't worry, i told them you're actually super lame :)
Dick:
BatDad on Anxiety
Bruce: “Sometimes I really worry about you.”
Jason, loading his guns: “What about the other times?”
Bruce: “Other times I’m unconscious.”
Bruce: Here *sets down jar on kitchen table*
The whole room stops, and Tim stares wide-eyed at the jar before backing away in slight disgust
Tim: What is that? Aren’t you supposed to be on bed rest?
Bruce: Your spleeeennnn
Tim: What?
Dick: What.
Bruce: You got sick last month, and it was bad… I felt bad… spleen…
Jason: *turning to Tim* You were missing your spleen? When the hell were you gonna tell anyone?!
Tim: Slipped my mind, anyway, how did you find out?
Bruce: I go into the League of Assassins servers and whatnot from time to time ever since Damian came into the family, no biggie
Duke: And you...?
Bruce: Infiltrated them about two hours ago to steal back your brother's spleen?
Bruce: Yes
Steph: Are you on drugs? You sound like you’re on drugs. What did Alfred give you?
Bruce: I don’t remember, something for my broken ribs
Cass: *standing up and leading Bruce to sit down in a chair* How many?
Bruce: Three, not a big deal. Anyways, spleen. *grins widely*
Jason: Wait... you infiltrated the League of Assassins while high
Bruce: *looks confused* What, like it's hard?
Damian: *had left the room earlier, is now back with a glass of cold water* Baba, please drink
Bruce: *takes glass and ruffles Damian’s hair* Thank you, baby, you’re so good to me. I love you so much *starts kissing his cheeks while Damian weakly tries to escape*
Dick: … *only slightly jealous* I’m calling Alfred
Duke: *poking Bruce’s forehead only to get a blinding smile back* Bruce is kinda cute like this, all dopey and stuff
Jason joining the Waynes at public outings but in disguise after he’s reconciled with the family is so funny to me. Bruce gets drunk as fuck at a gala and is publicly bemoaning about how much he mourns his second son while Jason is dressed as a bartender shaking a cocktail shaker behind the bar nearby just. staring daggers at him.
Gothamite: poor brucie is having such a tough night, can we get him another drink please???
Damian, sat cross-legged on the bar with a J2o in hand: he’s cut off.
‘bartender’ Tason Jodd: no he can have one.
Dick, also leaning on the bar: why, what are you gonna do to it?
Tim, spinning around on a bar stool: he’s been putting salad cream into the drinks of people that piss him off. it’s great.
Jason, humming: honestly fuck being a crime lord, this is my calling.
Bruce, from the other side of the room wailing: GOD, WHY, HE WAS SO YOUNG-!
The kids:
Jason: i might put salad cream AND hoisin sauce in this one.
Tim: i usually don’t like these galas but i’m having such a great time right now.
Damian: family bonding is much different here than it was back in the league…
Jason: only because Ra’s never fucking noticed when we messed with his drinks. old fucking bitch. no taste buds left.
Damian: *hums*
Tim: *wheeeing as he spins around*
Dick:
Dick: have you been giving him fucking alcohol?
Jason, shrugging: i mean yeah, why not? i’m drunk.
Dick: bOTH OF YOU ARE UNDERAGE-!?!!?
Jason: at least i didn’t let Damian have any.
Damian: you did offer me a puff of your cigarette though.
Tim: *falls off his bar stool*
Dick: jesus christ
Clark gets stuck doing a piece on Bruce Wayne, first son of Gotham. It's partly punishment for not getting an interview from Superman after some major bust up (he forgot) and Perry decides that it would probably do some good to butter up the big boss, even if he doesn't give the go ahead for it to he published. So Clark decides to do some research, thinking he's going to hear about CEO, businessman and charity patron Bruce Wayne. That's true to a point but in interviewing Gothamites, Clark discovers a new side to Bats.
Bruce Wayne once started singing the Canadian national anthem at an event rather than The Star-Spangled Banner
Bruce Wayne once took a header off a stage when presenting an award, bounced back up and kept monologuing
There is a new video of Bruce Wayne walking into glass doors going viral every week
Bruce Wayne once got knocked out by a pigeon during a speech.
Bruce Wayne once blanked on a question about international relations, frowned and asked why the reporters where making up countries. Like come on, who has ever heard of England?
When asked why he spent so much money on charity endeavours, he looked down the camera and said "I can only spend so much money on ice coffees and coke."
Bruce Wayne accidently walked on stage during a Victoria Secret show and preceded to join the models on the runway because he didn't know what else to do
Bruce Wayne was once snapped by a pap eating a kebab in the gutter outside the Iceberg Lounge with rogue Harley Quinn telling her that she could do so much better with her life
Bruce Wayne once wore a backless sequin gown to the Met Gala - he misread the invite because he and I quote "I can't read"
Clark just can't compute this is real and confronts Bruce over it. Bruce just shrugs, "I was committed to the bit. Except the pigeon story, that was genius."
