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Stalker series update:
While writing part 2 of Dazai’s route of the stalker series, I sort of want to put smut into it, but I also want to focus on the storyline
Should I put the smut into a separate prequel or include it in one of the chapters?
Should I put the smut scene into a separate prequel? Or, include it one of the chapter?
Separate prequel
Include in one of the chapters
Twisted Wonderland Thought
Have any of you considered a Yuu/Mc who, when dealing with Malleus, just sternly announces his full government name in his native tongue if he ever goes too far and crosses a line?
Like Malleus will be late to every single date, he has no sense of time, and if YOU'RE late then there's gonna be a full week of snow in the midst of summer. Like bitch, get off your ass and go to the corner now. I'm not dealing with this bullshit.
Especially once they get married and get into an argument, like:
Malleus: Did you just order me-
Yuu/Mc: Yes, I fucking did, corner. Now.
Malleus: That is rather bold of you-
Yuu/Mc: Malleus Draconia I will personally never go on another gargoyle watch with you if you test my judgement. Go to the fucking corner.
Malleus: ...
*Several minutes later during baking, you hear thunder in the distance*
Yuu/Mc: MALLEUS DRACONIA!
*the thunger abruptly stops*
Yuu/Mc: THANK YOU! ...Dragon thinks he can give me an attitude... "rAtHeR bOlD oF yOu"- Shut your mouth, I am your fucking wife.
"Now, what should you say when you're cornered by a villain? You're a good girl, so you should know the answer, right?"
soraya & william
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Tim, age 14, hanging out with his civilian friends as their school day ends when he sees Dick coming to pick him up
Tim: Oh, shoot- Guys my brothers here, I gotta go
Ariana: Who is he?
Callie: You have a brother?
Tim: Yeah hes just coming up on his bike, there
Ives: THAT'S your brother?? Dude that bike is so fucking cool!!!
Tim: Yeah, hes also a gymnast, he can pull some pretty sick moves!
Callie: How did we not know you had a brother??
Ariana: Do you think he'd teach us gymnastics? My aunt always says i should try ballet, gymnastics pair well with it
Tim: Maybe! I'll talk to him. He's super chill tho, im sure he'd teach us. He's like cool, but chill
Callie: No, but really, weren't you an only child??
Tim: Okay, bye guys, see you tomorrow!
Dick: Oh were those your friends?
Tim: Yeah! They thought your bike was cool. Don't worry, i told them you're actually super lame :)
Dick:
BatDad on Anxiety
Bruce: “Sometimes I really worry about you.”
Jason, loading his guns: “What about the other times?”
Bruce: “Other times I’m unconscious.”
Bruce: Here *sets down jar on kitchen table*
The whole room stops, and Tim stares wide-eyed at the jar before backing away in slight disgust
Tim: What is that? Aren’t you supposed to be on bed rest?
Bruce: Your spleeeennnn
Tim: What?
Dick: What.
Bruce: You got sick last month, and it was bad… I felt bad… spleen…
Jason: *turning to Tim* You were missing your spleen? When the hell were you gonna tell anyone?!
Tim: Slipped my mind, anyway, how did you find out?
Bruce: I go into the League of Assassins servers and whatnot from time to time ever since Damian came into the family, no biggie
Duke: And you...?
Bruce: Infiltrated them about two hours ago to steal back your brother's spleen?
Bruce: Yes
Steph: Are you on drugs? You sound like you’re on drugs. What did Alfred give you?
Bruce: I don’t remember, something for my broken ribs
Cass: *standing up and leading Bruce to sit down in a chair* How many?
Bruce: Three, not a big deal. Anyways, spleen. *grins widely*
Jason: Wait... you infiltrated the League of Assassins while high
Bruce: *looks confused* What, like it's hard?
Damian: *had left the room earlier, is now back with a glass of cold water* Baba, please drink
Bruce: *takes glass and ruffles Damian’s hair* Thank you, baby, you’re so good to me. I love you so much *starts kissing his cheeks while Damian weakly tries to escape*
Dick: … *only slightly jealous* I’m calling Alfred
Duke: *poking Bruce’s forehead only to get a blinding smile back* Bruce is kinda cute like this, all dopey and stuff
Jason joining the Waynes at public outings but in disguise after he’s reconciled with the family is so funny to me. Bruce gets drunk as fuck at a gala and is publicly bemoaning about how much he mourns his second son while Jason is dressed as a bartender shaking a cocktail shaker behind the bar nearby just. staring daggers at him.
Gothamite: poor brucie is having such a tough night, can we get him another drink please???
Damian, sat cross-legged on the bar with a J2o in hand: he’s cut off.
‘bartender’ Tason Jodd: no he can have one.
Dick, also leaning on the bar: why, what are you gonna do to it?
Tim, spinning around on a bar stool: he’s been putting salad cream into the drinks of people that piss him off. it’s great.
Jason, humming: honestly fuck being a crime lord, this is my calling.
Bruce, from the other side of the room wailing: GOD, WHY, HE WAS SO YOUNG-!
The kids:
Jason: i might put salad cream AND hoisin sauce in this one.
Tim: i usually don’t like these galas but i’m having such a great time right now.
Damian: family bonding is much different here than it was back in the league…
Jason: only because Ra’s never fucking noticed when we messed with his drinks. old fucking bitch. no taste buds left.
Damian: *hums*
Tim: *wheeeing as he spins around*
Dick:
Dick: have you been giving him fucking alcohol?
Jason, shrugging: i mean yeah, why not? i’m drunk.
Dick: bOTH OF YOU ARE UNDERAGE-!?!!?
Jason: at least i didn’t let Damian have any.
Damian: you did offer me a puff of your cigarette though.
Tim: *falls off his bar stool*
Dick: jesus christ
Clark gets stuck doing a piece on Bruce Wayne, first son of Gotham. It's partly punishment for not getting an interview from Superman after some major bust up (he forgot) and Perry decides that it would probably do some good to butter up the big boss, even if he doesn't give the go ahead for it to he published. So Clark decides to do some research, thinking he's going to hear about CEO, businessman and charity patron Bruce Wayne. That's true to a point but in interviewing Gothamites, Clark discovers a new side to Bats.
Bruce Wayne once started singing the Canadian national anthem at an event rather than The Star-Spangled Banner
Bruce Wayne once took a header off a stage when presenting an award, bounced back up and kept monologuing
There is a new video of Bruce Wayne walking into glass doors going viral every week
Bruce Wayne once got knocked out by a pigeon during a speech.
Bruce Wayne once blanked on a question about international relations, frowned and asked why the reporters where making up countries. Like come on, who has ever heard of England?
When asked why he spent so much money on charity endeavours, he looked down the camera and said "I can only spend so much money on ice coffees and coke."
Bruce Wayne accidently walked on stage during a Victoria Secret show and preceded to join the models on the runway because he didn't know what else to do
Bruce Wayne was once snapped by a pap eating a kebab in the gutter outside the Iceberg Lounge with rogue Harley Quinn telling her that she could do so much better with her life
Bruce Wayne once wore a backless sequin gown to the Met Gala - he misread the invite because he and I quote "I can't read"
Clark just can't compute this is real and confronts Bruce over it. Bruce just shrugs, "I was committed to the bit. Except the pigeon story, that was genius."
The Riddler probably has such an up and down relationship with the Robins because they all tend to tackle things differently and he’s always so thrown by how they handle his riddles.
The Riddler: To free Batman from my trap, you must answer this riddle, little bird. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Dick, eight years old and freshly Robin: *thinking really hard*
The Riddler looking at Batman dangling upside down: ?
Batman: He just needs an extra minute.
The Riddler:
Batman: English isn’t his first langauge.
The Riddler, feeling a little bad: oh, that’s… take your time, buddy.
Jason, twelve years old: *lifting a hand*
The Riddler: -uh, yes?
Jason: Can you repeat that? The riddle?
The Riddler: um, yeah, sure. I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
Jason: Yeah, you’re a map but when you’re talking about multiple species of fish, which you probably are, you can say fishes. If you’re using fish, you’re only talking about one species.
The Riddler:
Jason: I just think you should know that. You know as a “genius”
The Riddler: The more you take, the more you -
Tim: Footsteps, where’s Batman?
The Riddler: No, you have to let me-
Tim: Nuh-uh
The Riddler: The fuck do you mean “nuh-uh”? Who raised you?
Tim, on two hours sleep, with two essays due on this fine Thursday night: *fucking launches himself at The Riddler*
The Riddler: I wear a mask but not to hide,
Steph: It's you. You're the answer.
The Riddler: You have to let me finish.
Steph, mimicking him: YOu HaVE tO LEt mE FIniSH
The Riddler: I have-
Damian: *launches himself at the Riddler*
The Riddler: Batman, fuck, FUCK, he’s fucking biting me-
Mammon x MC core
Literally them
Lucifer with an S/O that doesn't understand chivalry.
Masterlist
I swear you drive the demon up the wall. He prefers to be subtle in love, attentive. But how in the world will he make you understand that?
When you were walking towards the table to eat with the brothers, he simply grabbed the back of your chair, scooting it backwards so you could sit down comfortably.
He expected a thanks, or perhaps a small blush even. But you just stared at the chair for a few seconds before moving to sit at the head of the table. His place.
An awkward silence fell on the room as you did so, Lucifer left standing staring at you dumbfounded. Satan was taking a picture of the moment while Belphie was laughing.
You tilted your head in confusion. "Didn't you want to sit there?"
Or, that other time when he so kindly offered to assist you on running errands. It was a perfect excuse to spend time with you with the excuse of help. The busy demon was making space for you in his schedule.
"Oh, Lucifer, don't worry! I got this!" you said, patting him on the arm with a grateful smile.
But the final straw was after a date with you. After he had parked, he was getting ready to open the passenger door for you. Until he heard the click of the door before he could do anything.
He was fed up.
He reached across from you, and before you even got to put a foot out of the car, he slammed the door shut again.
You jolted, staring at him in surprise.
"Do not move" he commanded, his eyes staring down at you with such a fervor that you had to do a double take.
Your vision followed as left the car, hurriedly stepped around it and opened the door for you.
He offered his hand like nothing had happened.
"After you, my dear".
aight bro
Sooo you know how ikesen's story kicks off at Nobunaga's 'assassination'? I'm sorry I got curious and-
We've been simping over a 47 year old?? 🤣 This man is 47 years old???
This man is 47 years YOUNG 😤
For anybody not caught up: Tennessee just passed a new map that pretty much makes it so black neighborhoods have no power in local votes. Two things about this. While protestors were chanting "No Jim Crow", white Tennessee lawmakers were caught laughing on video. On top of this, Representative Justin Pearson and his brother KeShaun Pearson were arrested for trying to give their takes on the matter (which is not only their legal right but literally his job). If you give a shit about black people, help fight this. We can't allow a return to Jim Crow.
Yuu who's ALWAYS eating something
Yuu who came to the entrance ceremony eating a bag of chips and didn't even care that the building was being burnt by Grim as long as they kept their chips
Yuu who then tried to lure Grim over with a chip but lwk cried because they lost their food
Yuu who goes about the days of NRC with different snacks from their world and people are getting confused on where they're getting it from because they're snacks from a whole different world
Yuu who had one of their snacks confiscated by the staff once and kept eye contact as they pulled out another item and ate it while holding intense eye contact
Yuu who lwk growls at people if they take their food from them
Yuu who once looked so sad and dejected when they came to school because they ran out and they don't have money to buy more food. So they're sitting there with the saddest eyes and a rain cloud over their head
Yuu who eyes their friends' food until they get the hint
Yuu who has that FUCKASS awkward side smirk until they get more food
