MC: Who broke the coffee pot? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Arthur: I did it, I broke it.
MC: No. No, you didn’t. Tom?
Tom: Don’t look at me, look at Parker.
Parker: What? I didn’t break it.
Tom: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Parker: Because it’s standing right in front of us and it’s broken!
Danni: If it matters, probably not, Imogen was the last one to use it.
Imogen: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
Danni: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Imogen: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Danni!
Arthur: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, MC.
Parker: Elliot has been awfully quiet…
Elliot: Really!? Oh my god!
MC, to the camera: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
MC: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.