#illiteracy squad

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💭 Illiteracy Squad!

“Vide that is the biggest pile of horseshit I have ever heard who would- HOW DO THEY BELIEVE THIS SHIT?”

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♪ Illiteracy squad (hard mode: not on the List)

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars

Forget what we're toldBefore we get too oldShow me a garden that's bursting into life

Vide and Vatrra both are learning how to take a step back, realize they have people that really care about them, and be okay with themselves. 

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Tell me... illiteracy squad

If you snuck into my room I would:

[ x ] Go back to sleep                 [  ] Kick you out[  ] Cuddle with you                   [ x ] Be like “How in the world?”[  ] Let you sleep on the floor    [  ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[  ] Kiss or hug you back                       [  ] Smile and laugh[ x ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [  ] Push you away[ x ] Be shocked                                       [  ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[ x ] No          [  ] Yes          [  ] Most certainly not.          [ ] Without hesitation.

You are:

[ x ] Cute          [ x ] Adorable          [  ] Attractive          [  ] Beautiful[  ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [  ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[  ] Stranger          [  ] Acquaintance          [ x ] Ally[ x ] Friend              [  ] Love                        [  ] Rival [  ] Enemy

I find you to be:

[  ] Pathetic          [  ] Off no consequence          [ x ] Intriguing [  ] Frightening     [  ] Unsettling                          [  ] Annoying [  ] Infuriating       [ x ] Pleasant company            [ x ] Comforting [  ]  Unable to be lived without                            [  ] Trustworthy

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AND ALSO Illiteracy Squad, because poor Jerath

Vide's staring above you and there’s probably nothing you want more than to not look up. But you will. You glance up and of course there’s mistletoe. Vittez must have hung it. Vide leans in and the two of you exchange quick cheek kisses.

And when nobody’s looking the two of you take turns jumping at it, but it’s up too high.

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⁇⁇ Illiteracy Squad

VA: are yŏu  ŏkay wiTh me?

VA: like, is iT weird fŏr yŏu ThaT I am piTch-daTing YeraTh?

VA:  ŏr ThaT I cŏme  ŏver fŏr The day?

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VA: can yŏu help me manage all This gŏddamned hair?

VA: please dŏn’T Tell ThaT i’m asking, buT I dŏn’T knŏw whaT Tŏ dŏ wiTh iT.

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Talk about us foorrr illiteracy squad!

What they define their relationship with your muse as:

VA: Vide and I are clademates, we share Yerath as his concupiscent quadrants.

VA: I think we’re friends as well.

Vatrra WANTS to be friends with Vide but doesn’t know how to go about that or when one would define someone as their friend.

Something they like about your muse:

VA: She’s good at healing and flowers, that’s pretty tough to learn.

VA: She’s also optimistic, that’s not something you see much.

Something they dislike about your muse:

VA: She lies and has a lot of problems she apparently wasn’t doing anything about. I hope she’s getting help, but she shouldn’t be doing that any more. 

Their first impression of your muse:

VA: I thought she was respectable enough. A quiet, midblood healer who stayed out of my business.

Their impression of your muse now:

VA: Kindhearted and easy to get along with, but still a troll.Works hard for her own reasons. A little bit of a mess. I prefer this impression to the first one.

How they feel about your muse:

VA: Positively. We’re clademates after all.

Something they are hiding from your muse:

VA: Nothing intentionally. There’s plenty she just doesn’t know.

Something they wish they could to tell your muse:

VA: That I can help if she ever needs it, even if i’m not good at offering.

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# Illiteracy Squad!

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

VA: Hey, Vide?

VA: Peŏple braid crap inTŏ Their hair all The Time, righT?

VA: Hŏw dŏ yŏu dŏ iT?

VA: Yŏu use ribbŏns, righT??

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Vatrra: smooch Vide or Djagor??

Vide.

ŏnly ŏn The cheek Thŏugh.

Whŏ Th’fuck wŏuld ever wanT T’kiss Djagŏr?