#illogical thinking

[dreamvonlichtjr]

I’m scaring your employees with Bean Man (snowman made of beans)

Dear Anon,

Please do not bother any of my employees with this kind of stuff. Beans aren’t supposed to be like snow.

[illogicalthinking]

Note to future self:

do NOT get drunk and attempt to skateboard, you will fall backwards off it

[completeandrandomshit]

How Hannah Gadsby's High-Functioning Autism Works | Netflix Is A Joke

TIL: what they mean when they say that Autism and ADHD are similar. To me the questions she asked are stupid, but the logic behind them are fully understandable.

hashtag: when she said am i allowed to to eat the box. i paused and thought does she mean eat the box. or eat the box b/c she’s a lesbian?

[barefootgypsy-x]

I dont ever stop thinking about you.

I can't go a day, something always brings me back to thought of you.

I try so hard, so hard to not think of you.

What do I do?

[illogicalthinking]

@as-the-stars-foretold we share a braincell

[diasporamessenger]

Rich Elon Musk’s Illogical Thinking: Turning Twitter into X

Rich Elon Musk’s Illogical Thinking: Turning Twitter into X “When you are rich, you think in reverse — like changing Twitter to X.” Because when you’ve reached a level of wealth where reality bends around you, logic becomes optional. Elon Musk didn’t just buy Twitter—he bought an icon, a cultural landmark, and then did what only a billionaire could dream of doing: bulldozed it in broad daylight…

Rich Elon Musk’s Illogical Thinking: Turning Twitter into X

[perihthiscasual]

I really have to re-train some of my social skills at some point...

[illogicalthinking]

Unlike my dad, I'm coming home