#illuminati 2

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Okay, our goal for 2021 is to infiltrate the Academy and make them give Oscars to movies that actually deserve them.

I for one have no allegiance to any one studio, and I despise the corporate mess the industry has become.  While there are “auteurs” who are allowed to make movies without the producers breathing down their necks the whole time, the Academy chooses the same three or four of them every single year because of name recognition.  Quentin Tarantino isn’t the only filmmaker, Hollywood.  There are plenty of other visionaries who make movies for reasons beyond just wanting to look at women’s feet and say the n-word.

And Disney isn’t the only animation studio.

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Saint Louis the African Grey

One of the 13 Patron Saints of “Illuminati 2: Twominati”

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Look what I found at Publix today

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Orders

Knights Templar (EU): The Order of Solomon’s Temple/The Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon

Knights Templar (USA): The United Religious, Military and Masonic Orders of the Temple and of St John of Jerusalem, Palestine, Rhodes and Malta

Moose Lodge: The Loyal Order of the Moose

Elks Lodge: The Benevolent and Protective Order of the Elks

Illuminati: Novus ordo seclorum, ”The New Order for the Ages”/New World Order

Illuminati 2: Twominati: TBD

We need a fancy Order name, something that sounds official but not so haughty and grandiose as some of these.  “Illuminati 2: Twominati” is supposed to be inclusive, so preferably the order name should have no super religious overtones.  Let’s spitball, throw some names at the wall and see what sticks, get our creative juices flowing.  I have a suggestion, but I want to hear your guys’ ideas first

-Kermit

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So, what do y’all suggest we call ourselves?  Initiates? Members? Brothers and sisters? Users? Pickers, grinners, lovers, sinners? Jokers, smokers, midnight tokers?

We need to figure out what we are.

We are:

the borg

number one

the champions my friends

not gonna take it anymore

walking on sunshine

going down down in an earlier round, and sugar we’re going down swinging

the pirates who don’t do anything

here because we’re here because we’re here because we’re here

Again, always open to suggestions.

We need a motif, we need banners and flags and class rings and pennants we can hang up at high school football fields that say “Sponsored by Iluminati 2: Twominati”

I2T should operate something like a Rotary Club, doing good, helping people, fostering a sense of community and goodwill

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Saint Petersburg

The 3rd of 13 Patron Saints of “Illuminati 2″ Twominati”

@enraged-chihuahua ask and you shall receive.  Saint Petersburg, the tufted titmouse.

3 down, 10 to go

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“Illuminati 2: Twominati” membership

@somethingusefulfromflorida (admin)

@midnight-or-later (admin)

@enraged-chihuahua (admin)

@fatpandawilleatyou

@liger-jam

@racetrak

@akiralazuli

I have a shortlist of potential candidates I want to invite; if any of you have someone specific in mind, let one of the admins know and we can invite them for you.  Just send them a message as a heads up so they know it’s coming from you

If nothing else, I’d at least like this blog to be used as a mutual group chat.  Feel free to talk about your interests, feel free to gush about whatever your current hyperfixation is, we’re all ears

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“Illuminati 2: Twominati” College of Cardinals

San Antonio: _________, January 13

Saint Augustine: Flamingo, February 13

Saint Louis: African Grey Parrot, March 13

Saint Petersburg: Tufted Titmouse, April 13

San Francisco: Peacock, May 13

Santa Monica and Santa Ana: California Quails, June 13

Santa Fe: Luzon Bleeding Heart, July 13

Santa Barbara: Rufous Hummingbird, August 13

San Jose: _________, September 13

Santa Clarita: Peregrine Falcon, October 13

San Diego: _________, November 13

Santa Maria: _________, December 13

I have a few ideas for the remaining saints, but I’d like to get your guys’ feedback before I commit to anything.  I was thinking Bald Eagle for July, Vulture for October, and Turkey for November, but those seem a little on the nose, a little too cutesy and thematic of preexisting holidays.  I’m open to any suggestions; what are some of your guys’ favorite birds, and what sort of hats would you like to see them wear?