Illuminati 2

Electric Boogalo

[paxamericana]

[splodey-goat]

Nuke-u-lar

[illuminati-2-twominati]

My parents didn’t think things could get much worse than George W. Bush

Until recently, I didn’t think things could get much worse than Donald Trump

I am legitimately afraid of what the next Republican president is going to be like.  How much lower can they stoop?  How can they possibly get any dumber?  Any more cruel?  Any more dangerous?  How long until we get a ton of neoliberal trump apologists?  “I mean, yeah, he killed 100,000 people and opened concentration camps and made voting illegal, but at least he didn’t shit his pants in public and disband the Supreme Court like President Gary Busey.”

[illuminati-2-twominati]

Saint Petersburg

The 3rd of 13 Patron Saints of “Illuminati 2″ Twominati”

@enraged-chihuahua ask and you shall receive.  Saint Petersburg, the tufted titmouse.

3 down, 10 to go

[illuminati-2-twominati]

his day has arrived

[hungwy]

new amendment. politicians get a free personal brain bug that bites them dead if they do anything bad

[paxamericana]

[garbage-empress]

fucker should start drinking them all.

[garbage-empress]

God reading the article makes this worse. He didn’t just make a big order to Purell or whatever, he literally took an SUV and made a 1000+ mile roadtrip clearing the shelves of every store he found. So not only is he hoarding/price gouging during a pandemic, he’s probably made it completely unavailable in a lot of communities because he cleared out every store in town. And then he justifies this by saying he’s being paid for his labor/making it available to people in bigger cities that dont have it (at 20x the cost) but I think this part was what really got me:

He thought about it more. “I honestly feel like it’s a public service,” he added. “I’m being paid for my public service.

Someone find this dude.

[spiroandthelacktones]

Rob that fucker of every bottle

[sharkflip]

I read that article and was inarticulately angry, I’m glad someone else got it to tumblr first. 

[wingedkiare]

Adding this.  Because it made me very very happy.

[wingedkiare]

More updates.

[girlbossjodiarias]

Missing from this is that an antifascist in Germany doxxed his ass and found the location of the storage unit. Which set the ball rolling for public ridicule and this dork surrendering his stash as part of the AG investigation. 

[geekandmisandry]

I love a happy ending.

[illuminati-2-twominati]

Just a reminder that assholes get their just desserts

[illuminati-2-twominati]

Saint Louis the African Grey

One of the 13 Patron Saints of “Illuminati 2: Twominati”

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his day has arrived

[illuminati-2-twominati]

His reign is brief, but glorious!

The 13th of every month is another patron saint’s day to shine.  There are still four openings that have no mascots!

January 13 for San Antonio

September 13 for San Jose

November 13 for San Diego

December 13 for Santa Maria

Member, if you haven’t already, pick your favorite bird and I’ll draw it as one of the remaining saints

[illuminati-2-twominati]

Saint Louis the African Grey

One of the 13 Patron Saints of “Illuminati 2: Twominati”

[illuminati-2-twominati]

his day has arrived

[illuminati-2-twominati]

Okay so who here in the group lives in a state that hasn't had primaries yet? Bernie is behind in terms of delegates and we need all hands on deck to canvas and help get him the votes he needs, biden in the primary will almost surely guarantee another four years of a trump presidency!

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wh……….

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Hey uh if you go to that blog

And click that link

The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password you need here which gets you this

And that url takes you here

I don’t have any idea what the code on the t-shirt is supposed to be tho

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Okay it’s a decimal code that translates to tumblr godknowsnone?

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

On that blog there’s like a captcha image and a long binary string. Stay tuned!!

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Okay that binary translates to ascii code

Which then translates to this

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

So when we log in to that email account

There’s not much there except this vimeo link in the drafts folder

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

The video is just 19 seconds of a very windy kind of woodsy area with a pond and a shortened url displayed over it

[seasonaldepressionmp3]

so that link takes you to this youtube video

and if you scroll down theres only one comment

click on the user and they dont have any videos, but their about page has a link

the link takes you to this freetexthost page, but im not sure what this text is code for

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

“check it out then go way back”

if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn

“cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post

using this cypher that post translates to:

You did it now Gimme some money venmo is docworm

[momowaowa]

ok but they posted something new.

if you use the same website from before, it converts to

“Thanks for playing how about round two this is a gays only event hettys need not apply“ (first of all fuckin amazing)

but then the link leads you to this picture

which honestly idk what to do with, someone continue this.

[seasonaldepressionmp3]

thanks for adding this!!!!! i started looking into it

so if you brighten that image super high theres a link on the left side

that link takes you to a freetexthost page with this vimeo link: https://vimeo.com/277172453

the way the camera focuses in this video is morse code and me and @bitchface—mcgee translated it to: tmdlrrecurring17

we have no idea what this means and we’re stuck, if someone knows what this could be pls add on !!!!!

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

It’s still going y'all!!!!

[slimate]

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

I might be wrong but I think y'all might’ve mistranslated the Morse code. It might say tumblr recurring17

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

WE GOT FUCKING PLAYED AGAIN DKCNFSLXKFNRMDCKFNDMXKCNXNFJSLSSJ

[emmersdrawberry]

The Old God that runs the internet

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Cannot believe this journey is back on my dash

[surprisebitch]

the great con

[illuminati-2-twominati]

[indridsglasses]

This is,, one of my favorite moments from the MBMBAM tv show

THIS IS JUST A PHONE NUMBER YOU CAN CALL

[pajamboree]

please just watch the first 2 seconds even if you don’t watch mbmbam because i guarantee you cannot forsee what this bit entails

[illuminati-2-twominati]

[illuminati-2-twominati]

Progress: February 29, 2020

Month: 100% complete

Year: 16.39% complete

Decade: 1.64% complete

Century: 20.16% complete

Millennium: 2.02% complete

[illuminati-2-twominati]

Creating an ARG

Al1′s 9 Grand Quest

Perplex City

Fenn Treasure

Cipher Hunt

Geocaching

Kryptos

I want to be part of something bigger than myself.  I have a plan, but I need help executing it.

The Order of the Second Light

Illuminati Lux Semita: the enlightened ones will light the way

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Santa Clarita

Peregrine Falcon

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Santa Barbara

The Rufous Hummingbird

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Santa Fe

The Luzon Bleeding Heart

Saint  Number 7

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“Illuminati 2: Twominati” College of Cardinals

San Antonio: _________, January 13

Saint Augustine: Flamingo, February 13

Saint Louis: African Grey Parrot, March 13

Saint Petersburg: Tufted Titmouse, April 13

San Francisco: Peacock, May 13

Santa Monica and Santa Ana: California Quails, June 13

Santa Fe: Luzon Bleeding Heart, July 13

Santa Barbara: Rufous Hummingbird, August 13

San Jose: _________, September 13

Santa Clarita: Peregrine Falcon, October 13

San Diego: _________, November 13

Santa Maria: _________, December 13

I have a few ideas for the remaining saints, but I’d like to get your guys’ feedback before I commit to anything.  I was thinking Bald Eagle for July, Vulture for October, and Turkey for November, but those seem a little on the nose, a little too cutesy and thematic of preexisting holidays.  I’m open to any suggestions; what are some of your guys’ favorite birds, and what sort of hats would you like to see them wear?

[illuminati-2-twominati]

Santa Monica and Santa Ana

California Quails (the twins)

[illuminati-2-twominati]

San Francisco

4/13