#illustrated asks

[droppingthemic]

Nightmare scenario; you're called in to help with an enclosure at the zoo being broken into and the animals all being set free. The animals in question? Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches.

Sorry, I can't! I refuse! This is off the charts for the nightmare scale! Someone else can deal with it!!!

-Present Mic

[the-glitxh-system]

Ask by @justyuyuisfine​

Unusual Asks number 6! Asks are still open! Get to know the boy before you meet him!

Bonus and transcript under the cut.

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V!G decided to take the time to answer because Void didn’t. Void didn’t like the answer V!G gave though.

Transcript:

Main Ask: Void: - Void: really? of all things you could possibly ask. ... fine Void: i. dont. freakin. care. Void: wait thats four words... ... oh well

Bonus Comic: V!G: Selfish, Reclusive son. Void: im not a recluse old man Void: if anyones a recluse its you old man... V!G: *6 middle fingers*

[thechocobros]

You seem like the right person to ask; what's the difference between Roxas and Ventus?

–> my stickman explains Kingdom Hearts

[fatal-error-blog]

And the kid cried out please stop your scaring me.

I see your Halsey reference, I can play along too ;)

[droppingthemic]

Nightmare scenario; you're being pursued by a man only you can see and hear, and he refuses to stop playing Lionel Ritchie songs on the bagpipes very poorly, especially at 3am

It would be different if he was actually on key, then I could at least enjoy it! 4/10 scenario!

-Present Mic

[droppingthemic]

Nightmare scenario; you're trapped in a loveless marriage with the Kool-aid man and can't leave because the divorce would ruin your reputation

But I am curious- why would a divorce from the Kool-Aid man ruin my reputation???

-Present Mic

[droppingthemic]

Nightmare scenario; hunted for sport by Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders in the jungles of Brazil

Maybe if I start doing cheer choreography, they'll stop hunting me? 5 out of 10! (I'm trying not to think about the massive bugs the jungle might hold...)

-Present Mic

[thechocobros]

Since we have ventus and roxas squared away, who is xion?

–> my stickman explains Kingdom Hearts