Tagged by @suchsharpteeth. Maybe also @callitfriendo awhile back but I was busy and forgot?
Last Beverage: Raspberry Ginger Ale and St. Germaine.
Last Phone Call: My roommate, to see if we were going to have dinner on our house-iversary.
Last Song You Listened To: I am currently watching a Bollywood film called Dhoom 2. I think the last number was called “Don’t Touch Me.”
Last Time You Cried: I kind of cry a lot. I’d rather not think about the last thing to set me off.
Dated Someone Twice: I can’t even imagine how that ever happens.
Been Cheated On: Yeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Kissed Someone and Regretted It: The last kiss I regretted resulted in a three-month relationship I regretted. I don’t recommend it.
Lost Someone Special: Who hasn’t?
Been Depressed: The last two years have been a bit rough.
Been Drunk and Thrown Up: I don’t get that drunk, just as a rule.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: Blues, greens, reds.
In the last year, have you:
Made a new friend: Yeah, most notably a bunch of the cast/crew from the musical I was in last year, which is coming out this week :D
Fallen out of love: Not especially.
Laughed until you cried: Most recently, the Comedy Bang Bang ep where Paul F. Tompkins and Lauren Lapkus play five characters between them.
Met someone who changed you: Maybe not fundamentally...but I spent some time with @unw0man and she gave me some really solid career advice.
Found out who your true friends are: I’ve always known that.
Found out someone was talking about you: Nope.
Kissed anyone you follow/follows you: Anyone at all would have been good.
How many people do you know in real life that you follow/follows you on Tumblr: Maybe a dozen? I’ve never counted. More than a few.
Do you have any pets: For the past 12 years, it has been my duty to act as custodian to one very fat, largely dopey orange tabby named Sgt. Pepper.
Do you want to change your name: I did when I was younger, but I grew to appreciate my name. As recently as 3-4 years ago I was considering using a different name for my solo music, but eventually I caved to the fact that Sarah Shay has a certain ring to it.
What did you do for your last birthday: Went out for traditional birthday dim sum, performed in the house band for a play, and then had a handful of friends over to pass around drinks and ukuleles.
What time did you wake up today: 10am. Early for me!
What were you doing at midnight last night: Watching Dhoom 2 on Netflix and beginning to answer this survey.
Name something you CANNOT wait for: Having a regular income again and not constantly worrying about money.
Last time you saw your mother: A couple weeks ago, for my brother’s birthday dinner.
What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Charlotte put it well: “If I could find a sustainable way to make art I care about & pay all my bills with room to spare, that’d be swell.” Hear fucking hear.
What are you listening to right now: My cat licking his butt.
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I’m not sure it’s possible to live to adulthood in the US and never talk to someone named Tom.
What’s getting on your nerves right now: Fucking cramps, man.
Most visited website: Might be a tie between Facebook and Gmail.
Blood type: It’s not a rare one and I’m not Japanese, so I don’t know.
Nickname: None that are used with any regularity. My favorites have been Sarahbean (only @coreymarie) and Rah (only someone who doesn’t talk to me anymore). If you want to give me a nickname, I highly encourage it.
Relationship status: Single so long I’ve sort of forgotten how to do anything else. Remind me how dates happen again?
Zodiac sign: Leo, so Tumblr thinks I’m a conceited jerk I guess?
Pronouns: She/her.
Hair Color: Dark purpley-red, fading to a rusty orange until I can be arsed to dye it again.
Long or Short: Short on one side and shorter on the other.
Do you have a crush on someone: My two main crushes at the mo are on a person I will probably never meet, and a friend I treasure too much to even entertain the thought of dating, so let’s talk about something else.
What do you like about yourself: I can sing alright.
Fun fact: Ron Perlman didn’t speak French when he was cast in in Cite Des Enfants Perdues. He learned his lines phonetically.
Tattoos: Three. Semicolon on my right wrist, ampersand on my left, and a hobo sign meaning “danger, get out” on my right foot.
Righty or Lefty: Right.
First surgery: Stitches under my chin after a fall in preschool.
First piercing: Just my lobes.
First sport you enjoyed: Watching: Roller derby. Participating in: Kickboxing.
First Vacation: My first plane ride was to Minneapolis, to visit my mom’s family.
First pair of trainers: Is that a thing people remember? I’ve always had sneakers that I can remember.
Eating: Nothing.
Drinking: Honeycrisp cider (soft).
I’m about to: Go the hell to bed.
Listening to: Nat King Cole singing “L-O-V-E.”
Waiting For: That potential job to get back to me.
Want kids: Theoretically yes, but not enough to raise one alone, and since I’m 33 and haven’t ever managed to keep someone around more than a couple of months, I’m getting used to the fact that it’s unlikely.
Get married: What can I say, I’m a hopeless romantic. I’d like to think so, someday.
Career: I would really, really like to make a living off of art someday.
Lips or eyes: Do I have to give one up in this scenario? I’m pretty attached to mine.
Hugs or kisses: Oh I see, this is a romance thing. I mean, both ideally.
Shorter or Taller: I like guys that are taller and girls that are shorter, because I’m a basic bi.
Older or younger: I really like to date people in the vicinity of my own age.
Romantic or spontaneous: The writer of this survey is bad at opposites.
Nice stomach or nice arms: I am such a sucker for a nice pair of lightly-toned arms.
Sensitive or loud: Okay, again with the opposites that are not opposites.
Hook-up or relationship: Nice work if you can get it.
Trouble maker or hesitant: Did your parents not let you watch Sesame Street or something?
Kissed a stranger: Yes, and it was as unpleasant as I would have guessed.
Drank hard liquor: I’m 33 for chrissakes.
Lost glasses/contacts: Knock wood.
Sex on first date: This is akin to asking me “Have you been to the moon.”
Broke someone’s heart: Yeah. Wasn’t trying, but these things happen.
Had your own heart broken: You act like this isn’t a thing that basically all people (except maybe some aro folks) experience.
Been arrested: No.
Turned someone down: To be honest, It’s been awhile. I think I give off some sort of aura.
Cried when someone died: I’m not made of stone.
Fallen for a friend: OH HEY LOOK SOME MORE QUESTIONS OH GOODY
Yourself: Not as much as I used to.
Miracles: Define ‘miracle.’
Love at first sight: Nah.
Heaven: Maaaaaaaaaaybe?
Santa Claus: Gay kaken ofn yahm.
Kiss on the first date: Please.
Angels: Not even.
This is so long I don’t know if anyone would really want to be tagged? If you’d like to be tagged in this sort of mishegoss in the future, let me know.
