#im basically

[narciissiistic]

incorrect quotes of paragon > ft @jayhcwk

[wouldiwas-shookespeared-blog]

Hey guys, I'm starting a thing. I call it Question of the Week and basically, what happens is I ask one question, give my answer, and check out what your replies are. The first question is:

What is your real life superpower?

My answer: I'm going to cheat, because I have two really cool ones. The first one is having a naturally higher body temperature than average. Usually it's only like half a degree higher than average or something, but when I'm stressed or excited or happy, etc etc, people can literally feel heat radiating from me. It's crazy.

The second one is a special little skin condition called Dermatographia. To those who don't know what that means, it translates to "writing on the skin." What that means is that just by applying pressure to my skin, it turns red and swells up. I draw on myself a lot using this. It doesn't hurt or anything, but if I don't take a 24 hour allergy medicine every day, it itches like CRAZY.

Anyway, I'm really excited to hear about your replies. Have a good day!

[nympholaniac]

Deadass never seen a better representation of yearning

[sillybillygirlinher20s]

i might actually be bi idk anymore 😕😫

[jhgbggvffggvvggvggg]

it’s weird because like just last night i was watching the episode of the patriot act about the koch brothers destroying public transportation and was like “damn i wish they’d just die already” and then today..........

[bihoodnerd]

Unintentional Glimmer cosplay everyday.

[aph-swedens-ask-blog]

Your husband's birthday is tomorrow, how are you guys gonna celebrate?

By Gayyy

I’m sick on his birthday unfortunately

((Mun is sick and he’s not thinking coherently and has 2 performances today and also doesn’t know why he’s speaking in 3rd person and will reblog with an actual answer at a later date))

[softbottas]

i’ve had four cups of coffee today. i didn’t want to, but i did