#im hammered

[hottestroadkill]

all i have to say abt bylers is . wow baby’s first queerbait isnt it. i love that theres so many Secret Censored Good Byler Plot theories already going like history rly does repeat itself and this is johnlock 2.0

[hannahmkenzii]

get a partner who

lights your cigarette for you while you drive

tells you you’re beautiful whenever they see you

thanks you for favours instead of expecting them

encourages you to put your dreams first

gives you space you need without guilting you

respects your wishes without question

doesnt let silly arguments compromise your relationship

tells you they love you

is trustworthy and trusts you

makes YOU HAPPY

[ritualpyre]

take a shot every time one of these guys thanks god and/or jesus

[funeral-crasher]

Someone please tuck my drunk ass into bed

[handmedowntattoos]

I Have No Dick And I Must Nut

[christopher-bryant]

happy mothers day to the woman whos done nothing but lie manipulate and neglect me since since i was born

[matonda]

things to do whilst drunk: act entire screenplay of Carol (2015) dir. todd haynes