dazai and chuuya OR gojo and geto fighting over who gets to take you out on a date first
(god the thought makes me giggle and kick my feet 🤭)
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Dazai is an enigma, a man carved from the depths of the Port Mafia. Trained to kill with ruthless efficiency, yet he's as sweet as sugar when around you. He refuses to show his true intentions with anybody else except you. Some call it weakness, he calls it comfort. So when the offer to get coffee arises one night how could you say no?
Well the reason is simple, Chuuya Nakahara.
Chuuya is everything Dazai isn't. Perhaps that's for the best now thinking about it. Or maybe it's not, you can't decide. Like I said, Chuuya is everying Dazai isn't which has it's pro's and con's. If you crave stability and getting wine drunk on a Tuesday, you know who to go for. The offer for coffee instead of wine is shocking at first and yet it's oddly comforting.
You don't out right reject Chuuya or Dazai for that matter, you just can't decide between the two! You've had a big fat crush on the two of them for so long and you ultimate fantasy came true how could you choose between the two?! Somehow they both find out about the other asking you out, leading to a petty fight between the two men. Each of them attempting to win over your heart by any means necessary, their fighting eventually reaches a stalemate as they both realise the easiest solution was right in front of them. To share you! Question is... who gets to take you out first?
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Gojo first meets you on a mission, maybe it's an easy one he could've sent his students on or maybe he took it outta pitty. It's hard to tell with him sometimes, it's not like he really asked for your help... but hey you took down the curse for him so who's he to complain? After the mission you two end up running into each other more and more often, and he definitely wasn't purposely asking around for your routine so he could conveniently get you your favorite foods and drinks before your lunch break. At first you seem to just shrug it off, and Gojo being Gojo starts leaving notes. It's in one of these notes he asks you out, you turn your head towards where Gojo is peering around the corner.
As much as Gojo's little not confesion is cute, maybe you like to live on the edge a little. And hey, a little danger never killed anyone? Or maybe it did, the threat of death looming over someone is what drove Geto's undying addiction to you.
Compared to the average man, Geto surpasses expectations in many ways. If you ignore the entire cult thing he really is a loving guy! I mean the guy has two daughters so clearly he isn't apathetic, at least to sorcerer's. However you two met isn't relavent what matters is that your his favorite customer! The asking out part Geto finds difficult, he could be the gentleman you know and love oh so dearly or he could be more... romantic. He goes with both. Geto's got quite the set up, he's got tea brewing with your favorite treats lining the small table he has set up. Geto asks you out blunty, not believing in sugar coating his feelings. It makes you choke on your tea when he blunty states it, you look up at him torn between the man in front of you and the one haunting your memories.
Now, you could call me insane or reading too much into Gojo and Geto's friendship but I highly doubt they never saw each other after that day in front of the KFC. Oh they definitely still talk regularly, the next time the two meet they come to the conclusion that not only did they ask out the same person. But that same person said yes to both of their dates. Maybe you didn't think about it at the time, or maybe you did and who am I to judge? Either way, when it's time for your date with the two special-grades comes around to your horror they are both at the same table waiting for your arrival. But you dug yourself into this hole, and now you need to get out of it... or maybe not.
naoya talks abt hating women and whatever misogynistic bs all the time hes gotta be gay
like u don't hate women u just hate the idea of being w/ one dude, im also a firm believer he likes femboys. he will deny it but ik a femboy gooner when i see one.
obviously this isnt smthing serious and canon naoya would flame my ass for even suggesting that hes into men but tbf not many straight cis men have percings and have cunty eyliner
LIKE HE HAS HIS SECONDS PEIRCED THAT IS SO FKING GAY
