#im really like

[thejugheadparadox]

got a new male coworker and about two hours into our first shift tgt completely unprompted he turns to me and says "so are you like a tomboy or something?"

[akalegos]

Zero Rewrite AU

Hey so uhhh you know that rvb:zero rewrite au I sometimes post/draw/talk about? Aha,, I have a semi-finished (public copy) doc all about it now!

I'll be updating it semi-frequently whenever I get the chance! The doc so far has some stuff, criticism, info about the AU as a whole. Right now it only has chapter/episode 1 and a partially finished ep2. It's all very self-indulgent and my opinion type beat but hey maybe someone will enjoy it? Idk. It's a serotonin boost and a fun lil side project for me and I like sharing that kinda stuff aaaaa

anyway I hope those curious/ppl who want to find out what in the hell I've been talking about can enjoy it!

Episode 01: Viper Overview: Introduction to “Viper”.

The episode starts with Carolina and Tucker discussing dinner while walking out of Chorus’ General Hospital (the same one Wash was admitted to). They walk towards a corner alleyway as Tucker tries to contact Iris/Grif to get them a ride home.

Carolina: “Well we can get our dinner quicker, once you call Grif”

Tucker: “I know! He’s just not getting my calls.”

Tucker struggles for a while more trying to get in call with Grif, or even sending him a message. He sighs.

Carolina: “No signal?”

Tucker: “Yup. Signal’s down here too.”

Carolina sighs as well.

Carolina: “I don’t suppose we have enough pocket change for a motel?”

Tucker: “Oh I’m sure we will if we share a bed. Bow ch-”

Carolina: “Don’t push it, Tucker.”

Tucker mumbles the rest to himself as he tries to contact Grif again. Carolina looks around the alley as she waits. Getting a little impatient, Carolina tries to suggest moving to a different location.

But before she can finish her sentence, she calls out to Tucker as she pulls him out of the way from an oncoming knife.

Tucker: “Hey-! What the fuck!”

Carolina lets go of Tucker, turning around to see who the attacker was, with Tucker following her lead.

In front of them was someone in black and pink armour, admiring the same knife that was thrown at Tucker. She turns her attention to them, pointing the knife at Tucker.

???: “You. The key, hand it over.”

She calmly says as she slowly walks towards the two. Carolina slowly puts herself in front of Tucker, realising the situation they’re in.

Carolina: “You’ll have to get through me first.”

???: “Agent Carolina. An honour to meet you.”

Carolina: “What? Do you want an autograph?”

???: “No need. I do have a present for you though.”

A blue small lightning flash appears right next to the attacker, another person in black and blue armour appears. With the rising danger, Carolina motions for Tucker to leave.

While Tucker slowly sneaks off, Carolina grabs hold of her pistol.

Carolina: “I think I’ll have to decline.”

Carolina and the attacker banter for a bit. The one in black and blue notices Tucker leaving before unsheathing his own knife and tossing it in front of Tucker. He appears before him, making Tucker jump back, confusing him.

???: “Going somewhere?”

Tucker: “How- You were just- How the hell-”

Carolina, noticing the attacker’s partner's disappearance, calls out to Tucker again. Pulling and dragging him away from the two as they flee.

[Insert fight scene here of Tucker and Carolina fighting the two, fighting to the best of their abilities despite limited weapons, making use of the garbage bin lids. In the end, they are able to escape intact -- though Carolina does sprain her arm -- after running into a public area.]

Tucker: “Did… Did we lose them?”

Carolina: “Looks like it.”

The two find themselves in the busy night market of Chorus.

Tucker: “So…” *pant* “Wanna get some dinner?”

Carolina: “Honestly, I could go for a drink…. But we should report this to Kimball first.”

Carolina walks into the crowd, looking for the Capitol where they could find Kimball.

Tucker: “Seriously? No-” *pant* “-dinner?”

Carolina: “We can get some later.”

Tucker grunts, following Carolina who's already looking for a cab.

[Fast forward Kimball’s office]

An assistant opens the door for the two, Kimball’s still in her office, packing up, looking like she’s about to finish for the night.

Assistant: “President Kimball, you have some guests.”

Kimball: “Not right now I’m-”

Kimball looks up to see Carolina and Tucker, in an instant, she almost drops the paper in her hands, quickly trying to calm herself and be more ‘presentable’. She dismisses the assistant and invites the two in.

Kimball: “Carolina-! Tucker… Ahem, now what do I owe to this unexpected visit?”

Carolina: “Wish we could have met on more, positive terms but, we just got attacked.”

Kimball: “Oh…”

Kimball slides down into her chair. Sighing.

Kimball: “I’m sorry… Crime has been a bit rampant, to say the least.”

Tucker: “Yeah, you wouldn’t happen to have a phone here? We couldn’t get a signal anywhere.”

Kimball: “It won’t work. Communications have just been cut off.”

Carolina: “What?”

Kimball explains that most of the communication towers have been hijacked and that they’re sending a team to check it out tomorrow morning. She offers to provide a couple of rooms at the military site for the time being. Carolina shoots Tucker a look, and Tucker sighs, hanging his head down.

Tucker: “We’re-”

Carolina: “Could we join the team?”

Kimball: “A-are you sure? You’ve already done so much for Chorus, I-”

Tucker: Begrudgingly “We insist.”

Carolina: “It sounds like our attackers are linked to this case. We might as well join now.”

Kimball nods.

Kimball: “Well… Let me show you where you’ll be staying. The team will meet you at 0700 sharp.”

[ END ]

[john-marshall]

"get back in your high school jeans!!! Woo!" i wear a smaller size now than i did in middle school

[babbushka]

Silver, beige and YELLOW 🌻

Silver: I can’t believe we’re mutuals

Beige: Idk what to say except W O W

Yellow: You are such a sunshiney person and my dash is always brightened whenever you post

Eeeee you’re so nice to meeeee <3333 

[penisg]

Hey I really love the new killer

[ratzpack]

honestly i can’t way to like get disowned by my extended family once i come out so i can stop pretending to like them and they can stop pretending they like me

[drawbetterart]

Hey! I clicked in the guidelines in your bio (im at the phone right now) but it keeps sending me to the main page, there is some other way i can see it?

I am really perplexed at how this is happening because like I said, it works fine for me and all of my friends who I asked to check.

I’ll post them here on this ask because??? I don’t know??? Lol I really have no idea what is going on in the slightest.

I mean MAYBE it has to do with tumblr because we all know its a web design nightmare.Guidelines are under the cut:

ASKING FOR CRITIQUES & REDLINES

1. First, in the tags of the submission, make sure you select which you want (or both)!

If you select to have a redline, I will give you my brief thoughts on the piece overall, but the post will mostly be about how to improve your drawing in the future. I will provide a sketched redline where I try to visually explain the flaws.

If you select a critique, I provide a more thorough critique of your work, speaking of your strengths and weaknesses. There is no redline in this case.

If you would like both, the select both!

If you select neither, I will just do what I think is necessary choosing at my discretion.

2. Do NOT take the critique/redline personally.

I try to be as constructive as possible and have no intention to hurt the artist, but this is just something that can be assumed sometimes considering the media of text. I will always be honest about what I think! i will talk to you as I would any of my students.

3. I will critique/redline any level of art be it beginner to advanced.

I have no problem with who asks for a critique from me. I’ll even take critiques from well-known tumblr artists! Doesn’t matter at all. The type of advice will be different depending on level of course.

4. Please choose only ONE piece of art you would like me to look at!

I get a lot of submissions so it would be better and easier for me if you only send one at a time. So please, chose the work you want looked at the most first.

5. With my redlines, don’t just trace over them! Redraw them yourself!

[exoverdosed]

Does anyone else realize that in 10 years, if you have kids, they could be asking about what music we listened to and we are gunna have to explain to them what KPOP is. And you all know you're gunna force them to like it.