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Hyperspecific poll!!! Let's see if I'm relateable!
another one of these
Was gifted the family bakery Milcery as a child
Has been on a rabbit hole about Malamar mind-controlling the Unovan government
Has Galarian goverment files and is being hunted
14 years old
Spends too much time on Rotumblr
Camped in the Wild Area and got jumped by a level 80 Pokémon
Fruitarian (only eats a diet of berries, sweets, and milk.)
None of these (I'm unrelatable)/see results
Yeah I know I’m a freaky little horny rascal I run a blog where I draw giant monster hotties and on several occasions draw their fancy unique dingalings and sexytimes for my own pleasure but have you ever thought about being skewered on a beautiful dangerous monster that loves you then locked in place just by the sheer size of that absolute unit and just carried around like that??? Like you weigh nothing and feel like the most intoxicating ecstasy-inducing fleshlight that ever existed?!?! Huh!?? Like the fucking ambrosia of the gods comes from the fount of your nipples?!?!?!!!! That your very souls are connected for pain and pleasure for all enternity and every struggle up to the moment of your joining have fed into the epic of your mating??!!!!?! Have you?!?!!
Well?!?!
Grandmother: "You're my favorite grandchild we should do more stuff together" :)
Me: "ok sure"
Me: *actually spends time with my grandmother*
Grandmother: *insults me, compares me to my friend who she believes is better than me, makes me insecure, points out my adhd symptoms and makes me feel insecure about it because she gets annoyed by my adhd, making me guilty about my disorder and insecure about myself in general*
Me:
when you think about a Thing you loved when you were younger and you’re like, “omg how did i ever like this lmao” but then you go back to the Thing and you realize
my mom and i: fighting in the car
my mom and i: come to a conclusion
my dad, coming home thirty minutes later to have the EXACT SAME argument with me:
me:
There’s a pimple on my nose and from afar it looks like a nose stud just to be clear I’m not a bad ass bitch just a greasy hoe
I like watching people online find friends cause they don’t have any irl. Then I cry,cause I can’t find my internet friends.
God: I have given women a way to know if they’re pregnant or not
Angels: you fucked up a perfectly good human is what you did. Look at it. It’s got anxiety.
