#im still!!!!

[meteorcrab]

Idw2 megatron's most iconic line: turn on the lights

[27dragons]

You guys, look look LOOK at this amazing and gorgous adorable charm that @monobuu sent me!!! (Hershey’s kiss for scale)

I keep it on the table next to my computer and every time I look at it, I feel all warm and glow-y. I love it so much!!!!!

[pinkstars-jpeg]

bc my dating app profile is not as cute as it was before, i dont get a lot of likes or messages or responses as I did in college and im taking a huge ego hit lmfao

[meteorcrab]

I was listening to ridiculous history and one of the guys mentioned the strain and I just gjdjjfjdjfjd wanted to break something

[thighstattoo]

im so not fuckin ready for another night sjsk

[zyxabcqrs]

THATS NOT EVEN THE WORST ONE the other one i looked up doesn’t have a tag

it does not exist i’m the only one

[opheliacwitch-blog]

tmrw is Monday and the day after that my bfs gonna be here what the fuckehdkjf

[itallstartedwithabook]

i FINALLY am on my laptop so I can post this!! I was blessed with a visit from a glorious anon who wrote rpf featuring yours truly!! How do I get so lucky? ;)

This is the toy used.

“I have a little surprise for you tonight.” That peaked Darren’s curiosity. “Oh? Do share.” “Since you’re always /so/ eager to please me, I’m sure you’ll just /love/ getting to please me while pleasing another woman, too.” She smirked. “I.. I don’t think I can please another woman like I do you, Miss.” Darren murmured, bowing his head. He’d been faithful to Mia for what seemed like forever. He didn’t think he could please another woman. “You can do it. I will guide you through every step of the way. All you’ll have to do is obey my commands like usual.” Mia assured, tipping Darren’s head back so he was forced to look her in the eye. Darren nodded. If pleasing this other woman would please Mia, he could do it for her. ———— “Nicole’s waiting. Strip down and kneel on the bed for me. I expect you to be in position by the time I come in there.” Mia said, slipping off to gather a few extra supplies. Darren nervously stepped into their bedroom and slipped off his clothes, folding them neatly over the arm of a chair. He kneeled on the bed, trying his best to relax, even though his body was thrumming with nerves. He trusted Mia, knew she would never make him do anything he wasn’t capable of doing, plus he knew he could always use their safe words if anything started to elevate beyond his comfort zone. “Sit up straight.” Mia said, as she walked into the room, already stripped down to nothing. “Show our guest some respect.” Darren straightened out his back. “Yes, Miss.” “Good boy.” Mia walked over to Darren and started pumping her fist over his half-hard cock. “I should be offended that you’re not already hard for me, especially in the presence of two beautiful women. I’ll let it slide this time.” Once Darren was completely hard, Mia expertly tied a small rope around his cock, causing Darren to let out a noise that was a mix between a groan and a sigh. On the one hand, there was something oddly comforting about it, but on the other, he was achingly hard, and he knew that when his cock was bound like this, he wouldn’t be coming any time soon. “Why don’t you show Nicole what a talented mouth you have. Get her pussy nice and warmed up.” Mia said, and Darren nodded eagerly. He crawled over between your thighs, spreading them to give him perfect access. “Do it. I know how much you love licking pussy.” Mia encouraged. Darren leaned down, poking out his tongue to give a tentative lick over your clit, he spread your lips with his thumbs, exposing your hole, and dipping his tongue in shallowly. “Good job. Really get in there. I know how much you love the taste of pussy.” Mia said, running her hand through Darren’s hair, giving his curls a bit of a tug. She climbed onto the bed herself, and ran her hand over Darren’s perfectly round ass, giving it a gentle swat when Darren pushed his ass back towards her hand. “Not yet, you greedy little slut. Isn’t eating Nicole’s delicious pussy enough for you right now?” She growled. Mia began massaging the perfect globes of Darren’s ass softly, not giving Darren nearly as much contact as he would have liked. “That’s it. Keep licking that pussy. Really get your tongue in there.” Darren whined, but thrust his tongue farther into your wet hole, using his tongue to feel around and explore a bit. “Spread her legs a bit, and maybe use a finger along with your tongue.” Mia said, starting to slick up her own fingers. Once she was confident that Darren had followed her orders, she quickly slipped in a single finger, causing Darren to whine and push back against the intrusion. “Eager, aren’t we? I’ve barely even put a finger in you and your slutty ass is already craving more.” Mia laughed, thrusting her finger in and out extremely slowly, knowing how much this would drive Darren absolutely mad. Darren continued working his finger in and out of your slick hole, curling his lips around your clit to create a bit of suction, feeling it stiffen a bit more under his mouth. Mia gave Darren another light slap on the ass. “Remember, you’re here to please Nicole, not just please yourself. I know you have it in you. You were absolutely made to please women.” Darren moaned and worked a second finger in, curling them up against your g-spot. “That’s my good boy.” Mia smiled when she heard your reaction and knew that Darren was doing his job. “Don’t forget to tease a little.” Darren moaned to show he was listening, and ran his tongue up over your pussy lips, flicking his tongue playfully over your clit, absolutely devouring every drop of your juices that were collecting in your pussy. “Good boy. Such a slut for eating pussy.” Mia said, squirting an obnoxious amount of lube over Darren’s hole. She added another finger with little resistance, giving Darren a minute to adjust before adding in a third, stretching him open to prepare him for what she had planned next. Mia continued fucking Darren with three fingers, picking up a vibrating toy and pressing it against Darren’s perineum with the vibrations on the lowest setting. Darren’s body was absolutely thrumming with pleasure, and he laid his cheek down against your thigh, his fingers moving lazily. “Did I tell you to stop?” Mia spat. “No, Miss.” Darren murmured, taking a deep breath to steady himself before going back to pleasing you with his tongue. “Good job.” Mia praised. “Keep up the good work. The sooner you satisfy Nicole, the sooner you’ll get your surprise.” She smirked. Darren shuddered and set about pleasing you to the best of his ability. He didn’t know what Mia meant by his surprise. He thought that Nicole /was/ his surprise, he couldn’t even imagine what else Mia had in store for him. Once Darren had you right where he needed you, screaming his name and convulsing with the force of your orgasm, Darren pulled back, licking the remaining juices from your sensitive pussy and off of his lips. “What a good little slut you are, cleaning up the mess you made.” Mia cooed. She positioned the feeldoe inside her own pussy, and made sure the toy was coated with a generous amount of lube before pressing it against Darren’s entrance, causing the man to groan at the unexpected pressure. “Look at the way you just open up for my cock, such a little slut, such a showoff for our guest.” She said, thrusting forward so the toy slid deeper into Darren’s needy ass. Darren whined, pushing his ass up. “Please, Miss.” He whined. Whatever toy Mia had inserted into him was a bit longer than the other toys they’d used before, and he wanted to try out every last inch of it. Mia braced her hands on either side of Darren’s hips, pulling Darren’s ass back to meet with the thrust of her hips. Darren groaned. This wasn’t just some /toy/, it was a fucking /strap on/ that his girlfriend was currently fucking him with. He buried his face into your stomach, using it as a soft pillow, his fingers curling into the skin of your thighs as his ass was pounded. “Uh.. uh.. ah.. /fuck/.” Darren whined. “That’s it. Show the whole neighborhood just how much you love having your slutty little ass fucked. Scream it.” “I.. I… /Fuck/. I love the way you fuck my ass, Miss.” Darren groaned. “Please, don’t stop. I need you so bad.” “I know. Good boy. You’re doing so well.” Mia praised, raking her fingers down Darren’s back, watching as faint red marks appeared on the skin. Darren could feel the bit of pre-come start to bead at the head of his cock, only bringing more attention to the fact that he was /very/ desperate, and it didn’t seem like Mia was going to let him come  yet. Mia spread Darren’s cheeks a bit, getting a good view of the way the cock slid into Darren’s greedy hole so easily. “Please. Need to.” Darren whined, pushing his ass up. “Need to what, slut? Use that dirty little mouth of yours and tell me what you need.” “N..need to cum, Miss.” Darren pleaded. “Please, Miss. Need it so bad.” “I don’t believe I’m done with you, yet. You don’t think you can come before pleasing /me/ do you? Are you forgetting who you belong to?” Mia asked, punctuating the questing with a quick, deep thrust into Darren’s stretched hole. “No, Miss. I belong to you. Your pleasure comes first, Miss.” Darren said, closing his eyes and breathing deeply. “That’s right.” Mia said, and gripped Darren’s hips, thrusting her own hips forward, causing the toy to press against her g-spot and deep into Darren’s ass. She continued thrusting, working the toy in such a way that it hit her perfectly every time, and with just a few circles of her finger over her clit, she was screaming through her release. She slipped the toy out of herself, but kept it buried in Darren’s ass. She expertly unbound Darren’s cock, and wrapped her fist around it tightly, jerking Darren off. “Let’s get it over with. I don’t have all day. Come for me, slut.” Mia hissed. After only a few thrusts, Darren shuddered with the intensity of his orgasm, spurting over Mia’s hand and the bed sheets below him. Once Mia had worked Darren through his orgasm, she pulled her hand away, wiping the come on Darren’s skin. “Look what a mess you made. Such a dirty boy.” Mia hissed, and pulled the toy out of Darren’s ass, making Darren whine at the loss and clench down around nothing. “I bet you would sleep with that cock up your ass if I let you.” Mia laughed. “Go clean yourself up. You’ve made such a nasty mess of yourself.”