Tagged yet again!
Rule 1: Always post the rules
Rule 2: Answer the questions you were tagged on and make 11 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post
Rule 4: Let them know they were tagged
Tagged by the amazing TheDoubleHour! She's new to the fandom and EVERYONE should follow her.
1.How hard would you hit Harry? Hard. Really hard.
2.Team Diana or Team Charles?
Team Diana!
3.You’re engaged to Harry and he finds out you had a blog about him. How do you respond?
"Oh, Harry, I am just so attracted to you. I couldn't help it!"
4.You’re a royal and someone is talking shit about you online. Do you send them an anonnymous message?
Yes! And if they don't stop then I start a troll blog to call them out.
5.If you could be any royal, who would you be?
Charlotte Casiraghi seems to have a nice life.
6.God gives you the power to replace Charles and Camilla for Diana. Do you?
Yes!
7.You are a royal and you find out your husband is cheating on you. How do you respond?
Divorce their ass and get the biggest settlement I can!
8.Your royal crush wants to date you. Would you accept it, even if that means the complete loss of your privacy?
No. I value my privacy.
9.Time travel to the past: which vintage royal would you hit?
Edward VIII c. 1920
10.You’re dating Harry. Would you go to DirtyRoyalConfessions and share the goods?
Yes, it's only fair!
11.Who is your favourite royal?
H.M. Queen Elizabeth II
I was also tagged by the lovely ReinaRania! You should also follow her because she's amazing.
1: Favorite royal of all time (deceased or alive)
Dead: Edward VIII
Alive: Elizabeth II
2: Royal man you’d love to marry
Pierre Casiraghi 3: Royal whose closet you want to raid
Sheikha Mozah 4: Favorite tiara
Vladimir Tiara 5: Royal family you want to be a part of
The Norwegian Royal Family seem like they're down to earth! 6: Favorite royal fashion moment
Madeleine's wedding dress was amazing! 7: Favorite royal couple
Past: Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson
Present: Haakon and Mette-Marit 8: Favorite royal grandparents
Carl Gustav and Silvia with Estelle 9: Favorite middle-eastern royal
Prince Hamdan 10: Royal you wish you could have a conversation with in real life
Crown Princess Mette-Marit 11: Favorite royal wedding
Victoria and Daniel
My questions:
1. You are married to Henry VIII. He tells you to do a sexy dance to impress him or he’ll cut off your head. What do you wear and what song do you pick?
2. You are Wallis Simpson, and you just found out the Duchess of York has been spreading rumors that you were born a man and that you used to work in a Chinese brothel. What rumors do you spread about her in retaliation? Be creative!
3. After the events of the last question, the Duchess of York has flipped a table and called you a prostitution whore. Do you cut that bitch with a champagne bottle or do you pull off her weave?
4. It is the early 1990’s and you are a genie with the power to grant wishes! Prince Charles’s fondest wish is to be turned into a tampon for his girlfriend Camilla. Do you grant his wish and make him happy, or do you refuse for the sake of the monarchy?
5. You are Richard III and it is 1483. You’ve just stolen the throne and need to dispose of your nephews to help secure your claim. Where would you hide the bodies so as to avoid arousing suspicion, and what (or who!) do you blame their deaths on?
6. You are married to someone boring and forgettable for reasons you’re not entirely sure of. The hot, sexy prince or princess of your choice approaches you asking you to have an affair with them. They do not want you to get divorced and have no interest in marrying you or having a committed relationship, they just want to have sex with you and to buy you expensive stuff and take you on glamorous vacations. Do you accept or do you honor your marriage vows?
7. You have made a sex tape with Prince Harry, and it’s pretty kinky. TMZ is offering you a onetime payment of one million dollars, but Vivid Entertainment is offering a onetime payment of four hundred thousand dollars and 15% of all revenues generated from the sale of the sex tape. Which deal do you take?
8. Prince Harry says he will marry you and make you a princess in exchange for disposing of the aforementioned sex tape. But you find out from Camilla that in order to marry into the royal family you have to sacrifice a goat to Lord Satan first. Do you sacrifice the goat and marry Harry or do you sell the sex tape and run away with the money?
9. Imagine that instead of Kate, Prince William had married Kim Kardashian. You are Kris Jenner. How do you best cash in on the birth of Princess North?
10. You are Queen Elizabeth, and Windsor Castle is on fire! In one room, your ungrateful, whiny son Charles is trapped, screaming for his life! In another room, your adorable, beloved corgis are trapped, yapping for their lives! Who do you save first?
11. You are Queen Elizabeth and you’re at a public engagement. Prince Philip has just said something incredibly racist. Do you apologize on his behalf, make him apologize for himself (knowing he may say something else racist while apologizing), or do you just pretend the whole thing never happened?
