Can i have some johnny/kenshi intros please? :3
Hee hee, Johnny Cage and Kenshi? Interesting, but not impossible!
Because you said please so nicely, Nonny, have at these (silly) intros about an actor and a swordsman:
Johnny Cage: Whaddaya think about Kenshi?Cassie Cage: The poor man’s Keanu to your Patrick Swayze.Johnny Cage: You crossed the line, you gotta go down.
Kenshi: Step aside, D’Vorah.D’Vorah: This One will not move for Cage’s mate.Kenshi: So much for celebrity privileges.
Johnny Cage: Apple Mac, let’s WeChat.Ermac: We are taking back what’s ours.Johnny Cage: Kenshi was never yours to begin with, Macrosoft.
Kenshi: Are you truly from the Wild West?Erron Black: I’m the genuine article.Kenshi: But Johnny would look better with your hat on.
Johnny Cage: Tweedledee and Tweedledum!Ferra: Torr squash Big Mouth flat!Johnny Cage: My man likes my figure the way it is.
Kenshi: I believe you owe somebody sunglasses …Goro: Do you tire of your blindfold?Kenshi: No, but I tire of Johnny’s complaining.
Johnny Cage: Got something to say, Jacqui?Jacqui Briggs: Takeda wants you to stay away from Kenshi.Johnny Cage: I never shoot the messenger, but let’s go.
Kenshi: Is that you, Johnny?Jason: (pulls the knife out of his neck)Kenshi: Then again, the horror genre isn’t his forte …
Johnny Cage: How you doin’, Denzel?Jax Briggs: First Sonya, now Kenshi? The hell?Johnny Cage: I’m always going for Glory, Major.
Kenshi: I don’t take kindly to scoundrels.Kano: So what does that make Cage?Kenshi: About ten times the man you’re never gonna be.
Johnny Cage: Greetings, Princess Leia!Kitana: Your humourless jokes are wearing thin.Johnny Cage: I dunno, Kenshi thought it was funny …
Kenshi: I am Takeda’s father.Kotal Kahn: You dally with Cassie’s father.Kenshi: You’ll be meeting yours when I’m finished with you.
Johnny Cage: You and the cowboy … eewww.Kung Jin: You and Takeda’s dad … big eeww.Johnny Cage: Wanna double-date?
Kenshi: Let’s not quarrel, Lao.Kung Lao: Afraid Cage will dislike your battered appearance?Kenshi: He’ll love it when I batter your ego.
Johnny Cage: My man Jackie Chan!Liu Kang: Have at me, pathetic actor.Johnny Cage: Did I mention Kenshi’s actually my man?
Kenshi: Is your bark worse than your bite?Mileena: I’ll let you know after I demonstrate on Cage.Kenshi: Sento will bite you before that happens.
Predator: (Scans using thermal/night vision)Johnny Cage: Bet Kenshi uses Sento to check me out the same way …
Kenshi: You nearly took Johnny Cage’s soul.Quan Chi: A mistake that will not be repeated.Kenshi: Because I’ll end you before you can try.
Johnny Cage: Raididdy, you’re lookin’ good!Raiden: Do not entertain hopes of besting me in battle.Johnny Cage: Power of love prevails, bro.
Kenshi: Reptile …Reptile: The lonely swordsman.Kenshi: When last did you check my ‘Friendships’ relationship status?
Johnny Cage: Here to give me the kunai talk, Scorpy?Scorpion: You do not deserve my friend’s love.Johnny Cage: Save it for The Jerry Springer Show, bub.
Kenshi: You will pay for your misdeeds.Shinnok: Not until Johnny Cage is destroyed.Kenshi: No wonder he hates you.
Johnny Cage: Aren’t you glad I moved on?Sonya Blade: Kenshi’s a good man, but you -Johnny Cage: Deserve him, thanks for the blessing.
Kenshi: Swordsman versus snowman.Sub-Zero: I thought you were above making puns.Kenshi: I blame Johnny.
Johnny Cage: You’re the son I never had.Takeda: I am?Johnny Cage: You will be once Kenshi and I get hitched.
Kenshi: You’re not worth my time.Tanya: Perhaps the actor will give me his attention …Kenshi: I’m his agent - back off.
Johnny Cage: It’s the fanboy!Tremor: Yet you prefer the swordsman?Johnny Cage: He’s the rock in whom I trust.
Kenshi: Can I help you, ma’am?Blanche: I want the actor’s autograph, boy.Kenshi: I’m the closest you’ll ever get to him.
Johnny Cage: Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes?Kenshi: You’re hardly music to my ears.Johnny Cage: It’s shameless the way we flirt.
Kenshi: Jonathan …Johnny Cage: Don’t have to sound so formal.Kenshi: Skip the formalities and get down to it? I’m ready.
But damn, how many references did JC make? That Point Break and Glory references, though.
Surprisingly, I enjoyed making this intro-set! Thanks for requesting it, Nonny, and do let me know what needs explaining.
It is, however, the last shipping list that I’m gonna make. Part 7 is next! Can’t wait. ^3^
Kung Jin/Erron Black, Takeda/Kung Jin, Cassie Cage/Takeda, Kotal Kahn/Reptile, Cassie Cage/Jacqui Briggs and Erron Black/Jacqui Briggs.