Odd Guy (im-funny-that-way}
♞| — Merida had seen strange things during her time in college. Random teenage boys running across campus in nothing but their boxers, or that time when someone dressed up as Kermit the frog during a lecture. Now that had been interesting. But what really took the cake was the random kid with a sloth around his waist.
What baffled Merida was that he didn’t even seem to be bothered by it. Just talked to it, laughing and occasionally giving the animal a high five as they sat under a tree together. Definitely a candidate for her top five. Was that even legal? Not that she would go rat him out or something, but she was pretty sure it violated some kind of law.
She had a good hour before her next class so why not go chat up the guy. If anything, it’d be an interesting story to tell her friends later. Merida hesitantly walked over to where he was sitting, plopping herself down on the grass.
“Oi— don’t wanna frighten’ ya or anythn’, but there’s an animal control man look’n right at ya.” It was an obvious lie, but she wanted to see what he’d do.
