#imjustreallytired08

[quietplace26]

YESSSSS! I shall bring feral Paimon!!!!

Feral Paimon, while she can fly, loves clinging onto Mc's head (because she was terrified when Ei almost sliced the Outlander's head off) and has since then covered all of Mc's weak spots with her own little body. She was so pleased to get a knife from Focalors since she's been meaning to stab a certain few someones (just think of Nifty stabbing people).

Also, I have a grand idea for Dvalin's appearance. Imagine a peaceful day of doing commissions, mostly easy stuff for Mc. When Dvalin lands out of nowhere behind her, still covered in dirt and his tail wagging. (Think of that one boss scene of the Trailblazer and that giant ass propagation bug).

Queue Mc screaming, Paimon screaming, wolves screaming and trying to get Neuvillette or Dainsleif. And Alice and Barbeloth laughing as they see it through Barbeloth's scryglass.

FERAL PAIMON! She ain't no 'emergency food' now! She WILL stab a bitch! And dear god, I love the idea of her having Nifty energy, lol! She deserves it after all the shit she and MC has been through!

Now I'm imagining her getting her own training lesson on how stab bitches properly. Hm... I honestly see Arlecchino or Navia giving her lessons... or maybe Escoffier. Cause that lady deals with a LOT of bitches in the cooking industry, lol.

She is tiny, but by everything holy, she will be deadly!

And Dvalin! I can see him doing that! He's just so happy to have found his savior!

But after everyone has calmed down and things had been explained, MC is crying cause she did save Dvalin! She saved him-

Cut to MC, tears and all, clinging to Dvalin's neck as the Ameno Dragon continues wagging his tail happily.

Sides that, some cute fluff? MC and others giving Dvalin a much-needed bath while Sigewinne and Alice give him a quick look over to make sure he's completely healed. Afterwards? Cuddles. MC is on Dvalin's back, snuggling into his fluff, Paimon is next to her, Klee too along with several Melusines. Bennet and Razor are there as well.

Someone definitely snaps a pic, and it's adorable.

...Alice might've sent a copy to Venti, showing him, hey, look at what you lost, asshole-

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[quietplace26]

Yeah, both Albedo and Mona are getting yoinked out of Mondstadt (because Barbeloth literally screamed at the poor witch to get her ass put or she would drag her out of the nation herself).

Also, imagine if Dainsleif taught mc how to fight in the Khaenri'ahn arts. The Abyss Order would be terrified to ever see that the third sibling of the prince and princess is now so much stronger and with so much hate for the entire organization. Speaking of that, Dainsleif would show little mercy to the Abyss Siblings for being so awful to their own sibling. (Also, imagine if Mc gets so comfortable with Dain, she starts to call him big brother.)

Speaking of Mondstadt, imagine when Varka hears the news of what his own nation did to poor Mc and just starts yelling at Jean, Diluc, and Venti a lot in his letters (just think of the Howler letter scene from Harry Potter). The sweet knight is definitely sending a lot of apology letters and wine to Fontaine. He might go there personally to express his sorry, too.

Mona! I forgot about her but yeah, Barbeloth is definitely dragging her student out that den of idiots! She was not letting her be corrupted or worse! Get killed if Alice feels extra petty towards the nation of freedom.

...Say, do you think Sucrose also might get yoinked? I only ask that cause imagine if she, like Albedo, was in Deagonspine for the whole Mondstadt arc, and came back to the chaos.

Poor girl would be so confused and full of anxiety-

I also see maybe Bennet or Razor being yoinked, or at least leave Mondstadt soil with Razor's lupical family if only because Andrius told them to leave with the other wolves...

And yes to Dain adopting AND training MC. But only once she's back to full health, but the moment she gets the OK she's training with Dain.

...Dainsleif, in this act, also unknownly finds a home in Fontaine after realizing, hey, he's been here for months-

Oh, and the Abyss Order. I can only imagine the twins reactions to hearing MC kicking their Abyss Mage's asses without issue now... and the fact she called Dain 'Big brother', or that the Ex Hydro Archons plus Iudex had adopted her as well-

And VARKA! My beefy himbo of a sweetheart! He would TEAR into Venti and the others! He would also probably bring up the fact he himself was supposed to originally kill Dvalin in a prophecy made by Barbeloth! So in saying that-

Varka: "Tell me, Barbatos! Would you have banished AND fucking curse me like you did that poor kid?! Huh?! Answer me-"

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[quietplace26]

I saw the Mc as Lumine and Aether's siblings posts and I got an idea...

What if Alice or Dainsleif found out about her. And instead of seeing the rumored troublemaker of the nations, they just see a broken child.

Dainsleif would be absolutely livid at the Abyss siblings neglectful actions towards Mc. And I'm pretty sure he would sympathize with Mc since they can't find a place to call home.

But for Alice? I can imagine how PISSED she is at the nations to the point of breaking her promise to help Mondstadt in their dire need and moving Klee to Fontaine so that she's away from the nasty people in the nation of freedom.

And when Venti asks, all she says is "You dared to hurt a child who has no relations to their siblings wrongdoings. You don't deserve mine or the Hezenzirkel's aid anymore, Barbatoes."

I can also see her becoming more of a menace to the other nations for what they put Mc through, especially in Natlan. (I can see her asking Gold to make another monstrous creature to terrorize the Pyro nation besides the Bakunawa.)

If there's one thing you don't do, is that you don't ever make Alice angry.

Protective Alice and Dainsleif! 🤩

Speaking of Dain, I actually imagine he never met MC until Fontaine released that threat to the other nations.

I mean, he's heard about her in passing, but everything he's heard sounded too suspicious... and then he finds a article from the steambird, one that had been blown mosr likely all the way from Fontaine, and he sees the guant face of a fucking child.

He does actually eventually meet them when visiting Fontaine. And while he had little no good things to say about Archons... he can respect the now Ex Hydro Archon, both the human and divine side.

Cause they, and all of Fontaine, showed more humanity than all the other nations combined...

Now, for Alice? I agree 100% that she would be terrifying to anger. And Venti- no, ALL of Mondstadt and the other nations, barring Fontaine, did just that.

Adding to this, Klee. I actually imagine Klee had a positive view on MC. Klee thought they were nice, and they helped her find her treasure, and said her dodoco was cute! So... why was everyone so mean to MC? Klee didn't understand...

So when Alice took her away to Fontaine, Klee was over the moon at seeing MC again. She even had a dodoco plush made for them! Oh! Wait... why were they crying? Ah, don't cry-

Cut to MC crying and hugging Klee when being given the dodoco plush.

Another thing to add... Albedo. To be honest, I don't think he would've run into MC either. Makes me imagine that MC and him completely missed one another when MC didn't go to explore Dragonspine.

So in saying that, he was also yoinked from Mondstadt, mostly at Gold's request as she didn't want him to 'hang around' such people... plus she didn't her son being killed in the crossfire if Alice or Fontaine attacked Mondstadt.

So Fontaine gains two new residents!

Sides that, yeah, let Gold release more monsters into Natlan! Alice already heard about that close call MC had when they took literally one step into the land of War...

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[quietplace26]

It's not bad that you can imagine the Khaenri'ahn spirits cooing over the kid because who wouldn't fawn over a child trying to protect his mother?! I also see the Tsaritsa, Pierro, Arlecchecino and Childe tagging along for the trip because they want to see the kid of the first harbinger! Though the boy wouldn't not be happy. Hell, I can see the kid biting onto Tartaglia when he tries to coddle him simply because "I hate the redhead." The kid would have a stronger hatred for the fatui than Capitano's hatred towards Ronova. The boy wants those harbingers away from his nation and Furina!mc!!!

I was only asking if it was bad, or well, weird cause I felt like it was a bit too random of a hc... although, now it makes me imagine the peanut gallery going on in Capitano's head, lol.

All the spirits, both Khaenri'ahian and Natlanese, are just giving him tips about winning over his son and Furina!MC-

That's not even including the chaos of his fellow harbinger and Archon. Pierro is definitely giving him a look when the Jester met his son. A look of disbelief, happiness, and disappointment.

Old man is old fashioned cause he definitely tells Capitano to take responsibility or so help him-

And then there's Childe. Oh, feral child is biting him? How adorable. New nephew acquired! Snezhnaya men are built differently, lol. ...Or it might just be Childe.

Meanwhile a tired Furina!MC is sighing as she tries to keep her little Knight from attacking anyone as she and the Tsarista talked... because it looks like they won't be leaving for a while...

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[quietplace26]

Oooooo! I got an idea off of anon who made kitty!mc is Aether and Lumine's sibling. Hear me out... make traveler!mc has a little dragon form instead like Mini Durin! Little dragon!mc!!!!!

No joke, every single nation is begging for time with her, specifically the dragons.

Dvalin loves her cause when she went off to face him with the others when he was corrupted. She just looked up at him innocently in Paimon's arms and just... "Rawr!" The cutest little roar that literally stuns him enough to begin to slowly purify him.

Zhongli loves the little traveler/dragon!mc because when she first walked into Liyue, she was waddling around cause she was bored and literally giving mora to kids with her two little upper paws so that they could get treats. The man literally shooked the nation simply because of cuteness aggression.

But the nation who wants the little ball of cuteness is obviously Natlan... and every single saurian. Everyone was quite jealous when they figured out the little buddy (our sweet baby tepetlisaur 🥹🥹🥹) had all the cuddles they could want with us and Paimon. The pictures Paimon gets of the cuteness get thousands of mora... mostly because Mavuika bought a bunch.

As for the Abyss Order, they were scared shitless and couldn't come out of the Abyss for months at a time cause a dragon would ambush them and tear their soldiers to smithereens. Dainsleif gets a good laugh whenever another one happens. And Aether and Lumine get a terrible migraine when it does.

She is but an itty bitty, tiny Dragon hatchling in the eyes of all of Teyvat's Dragons! I even imagine her to be star like, maybe sparkly starry scales because both Traveler Aether/Lumine had always been described as stars in the game.

And I LOVE the idea of every single nation and Dragon wanting to adopt Dragon!MC!

Dvalin is a given cause he's the first Dragon Dragon!MC met.

Then Zhongli who I see almost losing his disguise the moment he met her because of the cuteness aggression you mentioned.

Then Azhdaha who's eroded mind immediately calmed in her presence.

Apep was next... she almost succeeded in trapping Dragon!MC in the desert with her.

Then there was Neuvillette who actually cried at seeing a Hatchling for the first time in such a long time.

Scylla is another... not sure of his reaction though.

Mini Durin though! They were super cute togeter cause they're tiny Dragons! And Dragon!MC definitely helped out once he gained his own human form.

And then Natlan, oh boy, that's where Dragon!MC had to be VERY careful less she would get surprised kidnap/adopt by both the Saurians or the Tribes... and Ajaw. Ajaw tried it once but Kinich stopped him.

Also, speaking of Dain, favorite person? He is one Dragon!MC's favorite people in all of Teyvat.

...But also also, fuck the Abyss Order and Abyss twins. Dragon1MC will be a menace towards them for all eternity!

I need more of this au! 😭

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[quietplace26]

Oh. OOOHHHH, I HAVE PEAK IDEA!!!!!

Hear me out, the Dom Furina!mc from one night stand au with any of the Khaenri'ahn males mixed with the many languages au.

Just imagine how FLOORED the men would be!

With either Surtalogi having to travel to another galaxy just to scream at how sly the archon is or Capitano freezing up as Furina!mc whispers things he can never say in public.

One way or another, someone flirting with you in another language is hot and I will die on that hill!

Oooohhh! Yeah! 🤩

Oh god, makes me imagine during the night they first did the deed, a drunk Furina!MC hears her Khaenri'ahian man curse in his language, and she locks the fuck in.

Oh? Oh??? Thats a language she knows~

Cue her making the men squirm as she dirty talks to them in Khaenri'ahian. 🤭

Surtalogi, Pierro, Capitano, Danisleif, and hell, lets throw in Rerir, can barely handle it! 🤣

Because, yeah, I agree with you 100% that someone flirting with you in another language is hot! So I'll go join you on that hill!

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[quietplace26]

Absolutely NOTHING! :D

Especially since Furina!mc decides to destroy everything that involves Fontaine's justice system! The Palais Mermonia? Blasted with a hydro beam strong enough to slice the land. The Opera Epiclese? Flooded by the vengeful spirit. Everything that represented the corrupted justice system is destroyed except for the Fortress of Meropide cause of Sigewinne and Wriothesley (I live for those two being the only ones kind to Furina!mc).

And Focalors and Neuvillette can't do anything about it. Cause Furina!mc has ALL the power...

Meanwhile, La Signora,the rest of the Tea Party Harbingers, and Seraphina and Pahsiv are eating popcorn while watching from a distant.

Seraphina: *points to the large water spirit that is her mother* "Mama?"

La Signora: "Yes dear, that is your mother. Destroying a corrupt government system who wronged her."

Seraphina: "Mama!" :D

Yep! Neither Neuvillette, Focalors, or anyone in Fontaine can do jack shit about her! 🤣

Also agree on Wriothesley and Sigewinne being the good beans along with the Fortress of Meropide. I actually imagine Water Spirit Furina!MC swimming by the fortress while she's off causing havoc in Fontaine.

Imagine her curling up near the big window where those in the fortress and can look out into the water, and waves at either Wrio of Sigewinne.

Also that last part is so cute. I can already imagine what baby Seraphina's smile wpuld look like once she sees her mama being scary towards Fontaine.

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[quietplace26]

AAAAAH! YES!!!!

Just imagine when she sees them again and goes "Hello there, my sweet darling" in Khaenri'ahn in front of the child (because I'm headcanoning this as the kid doesn't know how to speak Khaenri'ahn yet for the sake of the kid's sanity) and the men just collapse on the floor trying not to scream.

Like Rerir literally collapses when he first appears before he can even pick a fight with the Traveler just cause of the little menace of a woman who dominated him along with his fiancé (I live for the threesome with Tholindis!) is there!

Oh my god. Rerir AND Tholindis!

HEAR. ME. OUT.

Drunk Furina!MC happens to wander into a Layline distortion and pops up into Khaenri'ah, 500 years in the past. Ironically, she ends up near another bar, gets a more drunk, not even bothering to question where she was exactly, and spies a VERY gorgeous couple drinking near her.

Rerir and Tholindis aren't prepared for this tiny, drunk, and very pretty woman to come out of nowhere and start flirting, and she was SMOOTHED!

...Cut to the next morning, and Furina!MC wakes up outside with a Layline disappearing near her. She honestly thought the whole thing she experience the night before was a dream, but, uh... the bruises, aches, and the fact she was wearing a shirt that wasn't hers (It's Rerir's), and maybe even holding Tholindis' hairpin in her hand.

It's only sold even more when she eventually finds out she has a little bun in the oven...

...I may have went off topic, sorry-😅

But yeah, Rerir is falling to his knees the moment he sees her. Hell, any of them are gonna be on their knees the moment she talks.

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