Jan 17, 2012
this is the story on how i got a sixpack today, i hope you enjoy.
person: dildo? isnt that bird extinct?
me: AHAHHAHAHAHA. ohhh yeahh, a dildo is an extinct bird...
dad walks in
me: dad, someone was like ”a dildo? isnt that an extinct bird?” LOL!
dad: idiot...
mom walks in
dad: tell your mom the story you just told me.
me: ohkay, so some dude was like ”a dildo? isnt that an extinct bird?”
mom: isnt the dildo an extinct bird?
dad: thats a dodo bird.....
mom: oh, just kidding!
dad: LOL! fail...
me: AHAHHAHAHAHAHA. OH DEAR GOD BABY JESUS MOTHER MARY! crys ROFL