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[cindertoothh]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN YALL

Sum last minute xmen halloween jazz cause i can

Gcyofuoflhxog happy Halloween guys hehehe

[killerplink]

listen, I'm an ass slapper through and through, and I simply refuse to believe Roy Harper's girl wouldn't be the EXACT same. like be fucking serious, he walks around with that big, fat, biteable ass in sweatpants?? be so fucking for real ✋🏻

anyway, here's a chaotic little drabble of a regular evening in the Harper household 😌

Roy bends over for like half a second to grab something off the floor and suddenly he hears feet scuffling behind him.

"MMM YEAH, SHOW ME THAT SLUTTY ASS, HARPER."

*dry humps him like a menace*

"YOU'RE SUCH A WHORE. BENDING OVER LIKE THAT FOR FREE?"

"YUM YUM, CAKES OUT, BAKERY'S OPEN. DEEEELICIOUSSSSS."

He FLINCHES, smacks his head on the edge of the coffee table, and YELLS.

"JESUS CHRIST, BABY—"

"Don't act like you didn't want it, Harper. You arched for me."

"I did NOT arch."

"OH YOU DID, YOU DID A SLUTTY LITTLE WIGGLE."

"I was balancing—YOU FERAL WOMAN."

"MY LITTLE FAT BOTTOMED BABY. I WANNA MAKE YOU A WIFE."

He's red in the face, laughing and flustered, half trying to fend you off while you're dramatically grinding against his sweatpants like a gremlin, still yelling.

"DIDN'T KNOW YOU WAS LIKE THAT, ROY. BUT I'LL TAP THAT BOOTY. I GOT YOU COVERED, BABY."

*he's trying so hard to be serious but he's fucking wheezing*

"I'm gonna throw you in the yard with the dog, I swear to God."

"I AM THE DOG. A DOG FOR THAT ASS. ARF ARF ARF."

"You need a cage, trouble. A muzzle."

"Put a leash on me then. But turn around first."

Eventually he tries to walk away and you just follow him, still humping air behind him like a freak. You're cackling, throwing your head back, screaming about how you're gonna breed that slut Harper real good next time he bends over again 😤

The only time he stops bending over around the house is if Dinah or Jason are visiting, because he knows you have no filter and he REFUSES to be clowned in front of your friends 🏃🏻‍♀️ (they absolutely know you're a menace and they ADORE you for it. Roy knows you're gonna pull some shit the second his back is turned but he can't even be mad ✋🏻 he bagged a baddie with no self control and a hand magnetized to his ass, and that's on him 😌)

anyway, I hope this made you laugh, besties. I know I laughed my ass off writing it 🤭

also, I promise I'll finish the Dick oneshot ASAP 🥹 I'm working 10 days in a row (five down, five to go) 😖 my brain is soup, my body is dust, my soul left around day three and I'm held together by caffeine and spite but I'm trying, besties!! 😭 send thoughts and prayers, I'm about to get raw dogged by two back to back 12 hour shifts this weekend, yaaay 😃

thank you for your patience while I fight for my life in the capitalist trenches, YOU'RE PRECIOUS AND ILY 🥹🫂

[hkruu]

Can you write a cold and distant yandere CEO with everyone but a total puppy to the reader?

“NOTICE ME.” — hkr

\\ yan ceo , loser behavior behind doors lmfao , implied favoritism , stalking , mention of murder and violence , slightly sadistic (?) , not my usual style of writing but I tried !! //

Keith was loosing his mind, do these worms that work under him not understand English? He swears that anyone could drop dead and he wouldn't care except for that worker (you) that he always seemed to favor out of anyone.

Of course everyone that worked on the company was aware.

"Seriously, how do you even gain the favor of boss? I swear he's a tough ice." One of of your co-workers had asked, you could only shrug in response. You of all people didn't know why Keith favored you among the best, I mean just why? There was Kayla who was employe of the month, Seth who was his assistance so what could you offer?

Keith who somehow gets jealous of everything and anything, you try to interact with the newbies? Huh, when did they become so busy with a lot of paper works? It's only their first day . . . If you want answers you might wanna turn to Seth.

Keith who really likes seeing you working hard, it reminds him the times where he watched you study hard for your degree during September 3 at 3:17 am — you're asking why he knows that? Well he's Keith, a normal guy trying to make business.

When Keith is alone, you might mistake him from another guy. Behind the doors of his office room, you're greeted with the warmth of his affection and a soft tone going “Good day".

Keith acts like a total puppy around you and he doesn't care, if you want to change your schedule it's already done in a swift! Want to be an air-conditioned room? Already done and dusted. You murmur wanting to be employee of the month? Oh would you look at that, you're employee of the month!

Of course, he'd always find a way where it's always related to him. He did want his name engraved into your head. . . .

Keith's love language is definitely act of service and gift giving. It's one of his strong suits since it came so naturally over him, he'd always remind you that he only shows this side to you because you are special to his eyes. Of course, some employee who overhead it will be the one who's flustered instead.

You two don't have a label in your point of view, but in Keith's? He practically thinks it's your 4th anniversary! He just loves you so much, why can't you just accept his love and let him trap you in his safe space? You won't have to work, do chores and even lift a finger. Keith would happily do anything you wanted, your needs mattered more than his.

Keith is the type to let the situation defuse by itself but when dealing with someone getting in his way to finally make you his — he's not above to resorting to violence. Even if Keith soft to you, he will never hesitate to resort to bad behavior just to make you stay by his side, like an actual loyal partner.

Murder wasn't a second choice, it was always the first choice. It didn't matter if it was a simple misunderstanding or a little trouble, there was no harm in ending lives when it came to you. Keith doesn't find blood dirty, he finds it fascinating. Blood keeps your heart pumping, blood runs through your veins at this very moment, it's something he likes feeling, touching.

That CEO is no psychopath, he calls it affection. Can't you see all the efforts he did just so that you could be in a higher position? Did you not acknowledge everything he did to you during highschool? During middle school? College? Do you not remember Keith? It was a shame, but this time he would make sure that you'd remember him for the rest of your life.

Even if you run away, quit your job, live in another country. Keith will always follow in any shape or form, he'll engrave the memories you spent together in your stupid brain, he'll carve his name into your skin and watch it bleed with your blood.

Keith is a normal guy. He's distant and cold, he keeps everything to himself, and he certainly doesn't like sharing.

\\ sorry if it's short ><!! I thought I was free the whole day but uhhh my schedule said no and sent me to a writing frenzy irl again!!//

\\ grrr request now cus I AM SKIBIDI //

\\ tysm for requesting anon, I hope I didn't go ooc 😞 (I did) //

[kalied0skull]

6 in the damn morning and I'm pissed, not because of the fact I'm having pain flare ups, no no, it's because they FUCKED MY BOY SODA UP IN THIS FUCK ASS SHOW (i love the show. what I'm not a fan of is this MICHARACTERIZATION)

got me pouting under my blankets because these bitches made him an asshole >:(

man fuck this shit I don't even wanna watch the rest of the episode /j

[haveihitanerve]

Don't be a stranger

so what if I just shoot myself huh? what if i just go cry huh? what if they just ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Haymitch and Effie I shipped you the moment Effie gave him a disgusted look for falling off the stage and the very first time he ever insulted her.

They have the most perfect banter and love/hate relationship that I need in my life and I will never not ship them.

I haven't read SOTR and idc if Hayffie is argued against heavily in that book, Suzanne supports Hayffie and they just urgh make sense.

Thanks for coming to my screaming session

[glassofvictory]

HOLLYBERRYHOLLYBERRYHOLLYBERRYYAYAYYAHAHAHAJAJAHAHHAH

oh and eternal sugar is here too ig

[livlocus]

uhm hey guys why is my last fic not showing up in the jason grace x reader tags🧍‍♀️

[totallynotlunojacksongrohl]

BRO IM MAD I DIDNT BRING MY DAVE GROHL BOOK WITH ME OVER MY GRANDMAS HOUSE IM TRYING TO WRITE OC LORE AND I NEED THE BOOK FOR A EXACT DATE FOR WHEN DAVE LEFT SCREAM AND WHERE THEY WERE STRANDED WHEN SKEETER JUSR ABANDONED THEIR ASSES BUT I CANT CHECK THE AUDIO BOOK CUZ THERES NO TIMESTAMP IN THE COMMENTS FOR IT AND AUGHH