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So my boss @joseph-stalin-offical is shopping around right now for immortality

I was wondering if you'd be willing to extend some to him?

Thanks so much in advance

- @clairvoyance-offical

just a few hundred years though, that's it

if i ever die i'm gonna resurrect myself and if i fail to, i will just come back as a ghost to continue this blog because i am immortal

Im practically immortal myself

keyword: practically

Are you completely immortal? Or does your immortality have limitations like I do? Can you get hurt? Could you have a limb get amputated?

I am very curious, as I am merely semi-immortal. If humanity were to ever stop loving cats, I would perish.

Anyways I will likely be around for a very long time. If you get lonely because you out lived all your loved ones, you can talk to me.

To answer all you questions in order,

Yes

No

Yes

I also think that you will be here for quite a while...

i'm basically a god atp except no one worships me

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