i'm immortal bcz i have plot armour

its all in the username follow for free trial! you will get 100 years for free! my main blog: @immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour @silly-little-arson-frog-offical and @no-one-offical are my fathers (she/her) (bi) (immortal obvi)

[gang-with-hatz]

It's a free play, buddy. Clock's all zeroes. It's after the end of the world.

[taco-bell-offical]

who knew all i had to do to become slightly popular was call someone gay

[aamtreeanalogy]

i have morals and I won't bend them for you, because you're not special okay? don't get ahead of yourself.

[thecatboyknight-offical]

Apparently I have made the decision to make myself a offical

So I am tagging officials I guess. I have been around for a good while but now I am a official so Heya!

@no-one-offical (hey dadddd) , @new-offical , @satan-offical , @homosexuality-offical , @silly-little-arson-frog-offical , @pipes-offical, @immortality-offical , idk who else to add lowkey

[immortality-offical]

you're an offical now tooooo!!!!!

WELCOME TO THE BIG BIG FAMILY <33333

[immortality-offical]

guys does this work

@no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @lesbian-kitkat-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @laciffo-satan @grandpa-offical @homosexuality-offical

[homosexuality-offical]

nah nobody you tag reads it

[immortality-offical]

said by someone who was tagged

[wizardex-yt]

mod here yes that was the joke

[immortality-offical]

i know lol, that was me trying to say something hilarious and witty and oh so inspiring but failing so and it makes me laugh

[immortality-offical]

guys does this work

@no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @lesbian-kitkat-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @laciffo-satan @grandpa-offical @homosexuality-offical

[the-dark-lord-official]

Potentially

[immortality-offical]

i feel it working

[immortality-offical]

if i ever die i'm gonna resurrect myself and if i fail to, i will just come back as a ghost to continue this blog because i am immortal

[immortality-offical]

guys does this work

@no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @lesbian-kitkat-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @laciffo-satan @grandpa-offical @homosexuality-offical

[homosexuality-offical]

nah nobody you tag reads it

[immortality-offical]

said by someone who was tagged

[laciffo-natas]

Oh hello there

When did this happen?

[do-not-u-dare]

Fuck that’s awesome congratulations

[immortality-offical]

OMG CONGRATSSSSS

[immortality-offical]

guys does this work

@no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @lesbian-kitkat-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @laciffo-satan @grandpa-offical @homosexuality-offical

[laciffo-natas]

I never got famous by doing it so idk /silly

[immortality-offical]

broski you were bound to be famous

[laciffo-natas]

Are we sure about that

[immortality-offical]

yes we are

[bitten-and-girl-smitten]

@laciffo-natas dad it took you like a week to get famous

My blog’s older and I only have 56 followers

[laciffo-natas]

I got more than that on my first day 😭

[immortality-offical]

we know dude i've been following you on my main since your first week lolll

[immortality-offical]

guys does this work

@no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @lesbian-kitkat-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @laciffo-satan @grandpa-offical @homosexuality-offical

[laciffo-natas]

I never got famous by doing it so idk /silly

[immortality-offical]

broski you were bound to be famous

[laciffo-natas]

Are we sure about that

[immortality-offical]

yes we are

[immortality-offical]

guys does this work

@no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @lesbian-kitkat-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @laciffo-satan @grandpa-offical @homosexuality-offical

[laciffo-natas]

I never got famous by doing it so idk /silly

[immortality-offical]

broski you were bound to be famous

[minecraftenthusiast479]

Imissthem

[immortality-offical]

Im practically immortal myself

keyword: practically

[immortality-offical]

guys does this work

@no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @lesbian-kitkat-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @laciffo-satan @grandpa-offical @homosexuality-offical

[tired-shipper]

hi :3

[immortality-offical]

hiiiiiiiii :)))

[ask-thegreatandpowerful-offical]

An equestrian? Fascinating. Don't you think it's a bit bold to call yourself THE great and powerful though? Especially since you are surrounded by lots of immortal officals such as @immortality-offical, and @the-light-offical with powers beyond your comprehension?

But maybe you do have enough magic to warrant your title? I never watched my little pony so I don't know. Anyways, I have an experimental lesbeam I am working on. If you want to test it out, then feel free to stop by my other lair.

Count me in!

(But yes, I AM great and powerful...)

Yeah, watch out... she's gonna turn you into a teacup.. oooOOOooo...

[immortality-offical]

guys does this work

@no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @lesbian-kitkat-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @laciffo-satan @grandpa-offical @homosexuality-offical